Brushes with Morons

[QueenBee]

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Sure like right now?

Yep..right now. Once a moron, always a moron. That avatar of yours proves you must feel right at home here will all the Mocktard morons.

[LuMPyPussy]

$5 says the moron scanned it into a word document and tried to sell it to Readers Digest or National Enquirer.

Gee Moose, you fuckin' disappoint me. It was Field and Stream for Christ's sake.

And tell me that no one else here has had brushes with really moronic folks out there in the real world. All ya nimrods got to do is share the story so we can all have a good laugh.

Sure like right now?

::lmao::What a smartass.

[QueenBee]

::lmao::What a smartass.

Sure beats being a dumbass.

[El Mayo]

::lmao::What a smartass.

Sure beats being a dumbass.

Are you speaking from experience? Maybe you should elaborate for the super-egos in here that can't comprehend the fact that they are the essence of mediocrity.

[LuMPyPussy]

::lmao::What a smartass.

Sure beats being a dumbass.

I voted for her post. That might've given you a hint that my smartass comment was actually a compliment.

Jesus Christ.

[El Mayo]

Winner

[LuMPyPussy]

I'm confused, what was the question again? ::blink::

[El Mayo]

There was a question?

[LuMPyPussy]

There is now.

[ihatefucktards]

QB = FIAL

[El Mayo]

There is now.

::bigg::

[Gogo]

OK, I am not talking about the [color="lime"]morons[/color] we meet here, but those that surround us in real life.

So listen, my husband & I are trying to do our thing to be more environmentally consious. We recycle, watch that we do not buy over packaged stuff..[color="lime"]and we bring canvas bags to the store [/color]so we do not take the plastic bags. So one day, I am in the grocery store just to get a couple things. Brought in my trusty little bag..which I had bought there for a big 99 cents. Got a couple of boxed food items, and a bottle of dish soap. Gave the brain dead twit..oops I mean the cashier.. my bag to put the stuff in. She starts to load the stuff in a plastic bag. I stopped her and said..no, just put it in the canvas bag. OK, fine. She puts the boxes in the bag, and then grabs a plastic bag for the dish soap.."So it won't leak on the other stuff". So I had to calmly ask her again to keep the fucking bag and put it all in the canvas bag..that was the whole point of my using it you idiot. Took her a second to get the idea of what, exactly the canvas bags were intended for.

::doh:: ::bang::

The irony of someone bringing a bag to the store to save the environment, just to let you know today I will throw away a glass bottle in the trash and toss an extra plastic bag on my purchase at the liquor store. ...."pissing in the wind"

[Middle Finger]

OK, I am not talking about the [color="lime"]morons[/color] we meet here, but those that surround us in real life.

So listen, my husband & I are trying to do our thing to be more environmentally consious. We recycle, watch that we do not buy over packaged stuff..[color="lime"]and we bring canvas bags to the store [/color]so we do not take the plastic bags. So one day, I am in the grocery store just to get a couple things. Brought in my trusty little bag..which I had bought there for a big 99 cents. Got a couple of boxed food items, and a bottle of dish soap. Gave the brain dead twit..oops I mean the cashier.. my bag to put the stuff in. She starts to load the stuff in a plastic bag. I stopped her and said..no, just put it in the canvas bag. OK, fine. She puts the boxes in the bag, and then grabs a plastic bag for the dish soap.."So it won't leak on the other stuff". So I had to calmly ask her again to keep the fucking bag and put it all in the canvas bag..that was the whole point of my using it you idiot. Took her a second to get the idea of what, exactly the canvas bags were intended for.

::doh:: ::bang::

The irony of someone bringing a bag to the store to save the environment, just to let you know today I will throw away a glass bottle in the trash and toss an extra plastic bag on my purchase at the liquor store. ...."pissing in the wind"

She will take revenge upon your spiteful cruelty by ... I don't know ... telling you about her leaky faucet or some other unbelievably boring story. Oh sure, she'll spice it up by throwing a few curses in it, but make no mistake about it. It's a QueenBee patented Boredom Attack.