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#1
11-20-2008, 02:35 PM
I can see this happening....


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#2
11-20-2008, 02:45 PM
Trying to read that letter is giving me a fucking migraine.

What is the gist of it?
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#3
11-20-2008, 02:51 PM
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Trying to read that letter is giving me a fucking migraine.

What is the gist of it?
Hey, glad to see you back. Howard missed his BBB (British Butt Buddy).

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#4
11-20-2008, 02:54 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Trying to read that letter is giving me a fucking migraine.

What is the gist of it?
Hey, glad to see you back.
What can I say?, I missed metaphorically stomping on the head of the resident garlic sweating greaseball.
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#5
11-20-2008, 02:54 PM
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Trying to read that letter is giving me a fucking migraine.

What is the gist of it?
Put you glasses on you old decrept meat-stick.Smiley_emoticons_razz
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#6
11-20-2008, 02:58 PM
Maggot Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Trying to read that letter is giving me a fucking migraine.

What is the gist of it?
Put you glasses on you old decrept meat-stick.Smiley_emoticons_razz

Look maggotboy, just give me the gist of it or fuck off and die.
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11-20-2008, 04:28 PM
can you please post that larger somehow? Very hard to read. thanks!
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#8
11-20-2008, 04:46 PM
Yeah chop, chop maggotboy.

We don't all wear Japanese sniper, bottom of a coke bottle style glasses.
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11-20-2008, 05:07 PM
::gahh::no strechy no scewey....::gahh::..
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11-20-2008, 05:13 PM
You guys realize you can zoom your browser to see it bigger?
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11-20-2008, 05:52 PM
The Antagonist Wrote:You guys realize you can zoom your browser to see it bigger?
You realize I can drive this 18 wheeler up your ass and you wont even feel it? Right?
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11-20-2008, 06:04 PM
The Antagonist Wrote:You guys realize you can zoom your browser to see it bigger?

Fuck that blurry bullshit.
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11-20-2008, 06:11 PM
The Antagonist Wrote:You guys realize you can zoom your browser to see it bigger?
of course - it is still blurry.
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11-20-2008, 06:15 PM
Maggot Wrote:
The Antagonist Wrote:You guys realize you can zoom your browser to see it bigger?
You realize I can drive this 18 wheeler up your ass and you wont even feel it? Right?
Maggot you're a dick. Why do you insult me when I stick up for you? I know, cuz you're a dick.
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#15
11-20-2008, 09:07 PM
i was able to read it, and i know it was a joke, but having done loss prevention/undercover shoplifter patrol for years, the fact is a store has the right to trespass someone and they go to jail if their dumb asses show up again.

















































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11-20-2008, 09:19 PM
Maggot Wrote:I can see this happening....
I can't... cuz I can't fucking read it!78
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11-20-2008, 10:32 PM
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11-20-2008, 11:10 PM
Stupid.
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11-21-2008, 06:27 AM
The Antagonist Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:
The Antagonist Wrote:You guys realize you can zoom your browser to see it bigger?
You realize I can drive this 18 wheeler up your ass and you wont even feel it? Right?
Maggot you're a dick. Why do you insult me when I stick up for you? I know, cuz you're a dick.
I try to spread my mocking around much like manure after it rains. You just happened to be there when the shovel full of shit landed. :Blush:
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#20
11-21-2008, 07:25 AM
made a trail of tomato juice leading to the bathrooms is the best one
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