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Are all Clothes Washing Machines Cannibals?
newbiecollector
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11-03-2008, 12:57 PM
Every time I was a load of clothes my machine eats at least ONE sock.

I have more single socks with no partner than I thought was possible. If that friigin' machine ever burps i will have enough socks for everyone in India.

Does your washing machine eat socks?


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11-03-2008, 01:02 PM
No but if you buy all the same color and brand of sock you will never be without a matched pair! Just sayin'....
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11-03-2008, 01:08 PM
newbiecollector Wrote:Every time I was a load of clothes my machine eats at least ONE sock.

I have more single socks with no partner than I thought was possible. If that friigin' machine ever burps i will have enough socks for everyone in India.

Does your washing machine eat socks?
Does it wreck your "pretties" and "lingerie" Smiley_emoticons_wink
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11-03-2008, 01:08 PM
I do!! But they are not all the exact same, sometimes.

Thats my story anyway. If I think of a better excuse i will get back to you.
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11-03-2008, 01:23 PM
Maggot Wrote:
newbiecollector Wrote:Every time I was a load of clothes my machine eats at least ONE sock.

I have more single socks with no partner than I thought was possible. If that friigin' machine ever burps i will have enough socks for everyone in India.

Does your washing machine eat socks?
Does it wreck your "pretties" and "lingerie" Smiley_emoticons_wink
Wow, Maggot...I'm so impressed that you would recognize that our "pretties" & lingerie need special care...No shit.......Oh, and if you are washing them, do not put them in the machine, please....Hand wash, only.
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11-03-2008, 01:29 PM
Hand wash my socks? I am sure you didn't mean that.

Of course you didn't.
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11-03-2008, 01:31 PM
Are your socks dainty & delicate ?
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11-03-2008, 01:33 PM
Maybe they're just so crusty when he takes them off they stand up all by themselves.
That kind of crud needs a high powered machine!
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11-03-2008, 01:35 PM
The Antagonist Wrote:Maybe they're just so crusty when he takes them off they stand up all by themselves.
That kind of crud needs a high powered machine!

Tired the industrial level machine once.

It spit them all out as soon as I push the start button, a note scrolled out of the coin insert that said:

These are not worthy. Go figure
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11-03-2008, 02:11 PM
::lmao::.......Poor newbie!
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11-03-2008, 02:13 PM
Maggot Wrote:::lmao::.......Poor newbie!
Yeah it is hell being my socks.::bigg::
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11-03-2008, 05:43 PM
I love this thread ::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
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11-03-2008, 08:03 PM
If a washing machine was a cannibal, it'd eat other washing machines.

Everybody knows that. Sheesh!
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11-03-2008, 08:06 PM
newbiecollector Wrote:Every time I was a load of clothes my machine eats at least ONE sock.

I have more single socks with no partner than I thought was possible. If that friigin' machine ever burps i will have enough socks for everyone in India.
why would you give a shit about the footwear in India?
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11-03-2008, 08:25 PM
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:If a washing machine was a cannibal, it'd eat other washing machines.

Everybody knows that. Sheesh!
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11-03-2008, 09:13 PM
newbiecollector Wrote:Every time I was a load of clothes my machine eats at least ONE sock.

I have more single socks with no partner than I thought was possible. If that friigin' machine ever burps i will have enough socks for everyone in India.

Does your washing machine eat socks?
Will someone please put this retarded baked potato in a time machine and send him ahead a few decades to something near modern times? That washing machine sock story is as old and gay as Howard.
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