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Mock's free therapy and advice
#1
I feel that Howard is a good example of how someone can be helped by Mock. We advertise free advice and therapy for all. Remember when Howard first came here? He was typing apostrophes like a retard? They weren't even apostrophes, like some sort of 1940 keyboard reject. He would type:

That`s

instead of

That's

And remember how his gay ass ended every fucking post with:

Regards, Howard. Smiley_emoticons_smile



I think in the short amount of time he has been here, he has improved quite a bit. He was once typing like a retard and obviously gay. Now he has upgraded to a title of Closet Homo-Retardasaurus Rex. So far, so good, Howard. Soon we will be dealing with you being in the closet and we'll even fix your anti-freedom bullshit, too.

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#2
Yes folks, I can honestly say Mock has helped me in so many ways.

I simply don't know how I could have survived without the generous, loving, caring folks at Mock.

I feel born again and a small tear has welled up in my eye.

Thankyou Mock for saving me.
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#3
Howard_hopkinso Wrote:Yes folks, I can honestly say Mock has helped me in so many ways.

I simply don't know how I could have survived without the generous, loving, caring folks at Mock.

I feel born again and a small tear has welled up in my eye.

Thankyou Mock for saving me.
Do not thank me like that knob polisher............ send cash
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#4
This Thread Has Been Tarded.
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Howard_hopkinso Wrote:Yes folks, I can honestly say Mock has helped me in so many ways.

I simply don't know how I could have survived without the generous, loving, caring folks at Mock.

I feel born again and a small tear has welled up in my eye.

Thankyou Mock for saving me.

Yeah I bet you really do bring a white tear to resident gaylord MF's japs eye.

::jerk2::
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#6
Be quiet, let Howard get his gayness out. You go on Howard, we're here to help and you know it.
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#7
Howard is a so good I have renamed the fly that will not be caught from Fucker to Howard. It is an honor that is saved for the best.::iwon::Nice going Howard!59
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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