Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex

[Liquid]

What an idiot!

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) -- Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.
The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.
The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

[Howard_hopkinso]

I've never had a 1400watt blowjob but I bet it sure sucks.

[Sinister]

I've never had a 1400watt blowjob but it I bet it sure sucks.

Tomorrow I'm going to vote for this post. I used all 10 of mine today already, dammit. Funny shit, there, Howie!!!! ::lmao::

Saginaw, eh? 2^nd behind St Louis Michigan for most number of murders yearly. Detroit is in 3^rd, believe it or don't!

[Howard_hopkinso]

Lol, cheers Sinister, I just couldn't resist.

[Maggot]

I saw the police report on that and the kid is like 5'3" tall and 120lbs. He is just lucky he did not stick in another quarter. He hid his bike behind the place and stood on the concrete slab to reach the vacume, And be away from prying eyes. Two cops watched him and they thought he was ripping off the machine and using the sound to cover the breaking of the coin box until they walked around to see him "pleasuring himself":shock:.......I bet the first words from the cops mouth was "What the Fuck are you doing"!!!!! This all happened at like 2A.M. The common mediareports say 6:30 A.M.

Imagine getting out of a bar @ closing time, jumping on a bike and saying hell! I'm horny as hell! Hell! There's a hole! And it only cost 75 cents.::lmao::.......I'm open to new and exciting experiences! ::laugh::