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**Cynical Ninja** · 10-21-2008, 08:08 AM

Duchess Wrote:Eating gravy will give you a fat ass...It's made from fat, add a lil' more fat to thicken it up, put it on top of fatty potatos and before you know it all that fat is on yer ass...Gravy should be banned.

Fatboy liquid carries a flask of gravy with him wherever he goes, he also puts twinkies in his socks in case he gets the munchies.

**Liquid** · 10-21-2008, 08:12 AM

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Yeah, and one in four septics tanks is morbidly obese, like you fatboy.

So while I am washing the shit off my hands you are washing thegravy and grilled cheese off yours.
la la la la lame OP. Read the story again you shit covered dirty Brit bastard. I'll take gravy any day instead of the diarrhea that is all over yours and the rest of your friends.

Like I said fatboy, I always wash my hands.

They don't stink of cheese wizz and spunk like yours do fatso.

your new motto is la la la la lame. It's ok OP, don't cry because you are covered in shit and it has been reported about. Make all the la la la la lame replies you want and then go back to sucking your queens sagging wrinkled tit and licking the dirty porcelain bowl.

**Cynical Ninja** · 10-21-2008, 08:55 AM

Liquid Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Yeah, and one in four septics tanks is morbidly obese, like you fatboy.

So while I am washing the shit off my hands you are washing thegravy and grilled cheese off yours.
la la la la lame OP. Read the story again you shit covered dirty Brit bastard. I'll take gravy any day instead of the diarrhea that is all over yours and the rest of your friends.

Like I said fatboy, I always wash my hands.

They don't stink of cheese wizz and spunk like yours do fatso.
your new motto is la la la la lame. It's ok OP, don't cry because you are covered in shit and it has been reported about. Make all the la la la la lame replies you want and then go back to sucking your queens sagging wrinkled tit and licking the dirty porcelain bowl.

Yournew nickname is the "fat kid that nobody likes and everybody picks on", just like high school remember?

I think you are the only member here who is even more unpopular than I am, congratulations fatso,have another turkey pot pie on me.

**Liquid** · 10-21-2008, 10:54 AM

Hey la la la la lame
On top of having crap-hands you also eat spotted dick. Come on and admit it. You love to eat some dick each day right after taking a messy shit. Fucking disgusting British fucks. Go eat more dick fagboy.

**Cynical Ninja** · 10-21-2008, 12:00 PM

Spotted dick is a traditional British pudding, dick is a contraction of the olde English word for dough.

You see?, history and tradition?, something a cultureless fat septic prick like you will never understand. The fact you are trying to get some comical mileage out of the worddick shows what a fat headed witlessdick you are fatso.

**Liquid** · 10-21-2008, 01:38 PM

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Spotted dick is a traditional British pudding, dick is a contraction of the olde English word for dough.

You see?, history and tradition?, something a cultureless fat septic prick like you will never understand. The fact you are trying to get some comical mileage out of the worddick shows what a fat headed witlessdick you are fatso.

Dick = OP, You see? Fact and Fact.

**Cynical Ninja** · 10-21-2008, 03:11 PM

Liquid Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Spotted dick is a traditional British pudding, dick is a contraction of the olde English word for dough.

You see?, history and tradition?, something a cultureless fat septic prick like you will never understand. The fact you are trying to get some comical mileage out of the worddick shows what a fat headed witlessdick you are fatso.
Dick = OP, You see? Fact and Fact.

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Boring = Liquid, you see?

10-21-2008, 03:14 PM

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Spotted dick is a traditional British pudding, dick is a contraction of the olde English word for dough.

Yanno, I was wondering what the fuck it meant. But you gotta admit; it is a mildly amusing name for a type of food. Mildly amusing. Worth half a smirk, anyway.

**Duchess** · 10-21-2008, 03:19 PM

How the hell does one keep from laughing when saying that ?....Howdoes one even go about asking for it ?...Hahahaha...I"ll have a bit of spotted dick, please...I can't even type it without laughing.

10-21-2008, 03:34 PM

Duchess Wrote:How the hell does one keep from laughing when saying that ?....Howdoes one even go about asking for it ?...Hahahaha...I"ll have a bit of spotted dick, please...I can't even type it without laughing.

Yeah Duchess.... it's kind of silly to call your food DICK. How the hell do you get DICK out of the word DOUGH? They're not even close! I do get a giggle as well out of "bangers and mash". ::blink::

I've eaten the swill. Its the farthest thing from pudding - it's more like some sticky sugary coated spongy beyond attractive bread type / muffin type food stuffed with nasty mushy raisins.

I dont' like raisins in my food. They remind me too much of bugs.

Anyway, it's got a bit of a ginger-like taste but it's texture is just plain weird. It's very sweet and sticky. Too sweet for my tastes.

If I never tasted it again for the rest of my life I won't regret it. But to each his own I guess.

10-21-2008, 06:38 PM

So let me get this right

Bangers and Mash for dinner
a bit of Spotted Dick for dessert
and a Fag or two after its all over

???::blink::???

**Middle Finger** · 10-21-2008, 06:41 PM

::laugh::

**Cynical Ninja** · 10-22-2008, 08:38 AM

Duchess Wrote:How the hell does one keep from laughing when saying that ?....Howdoes one even go about asking for it ?...Hahahaha...I"ll have a bit of spotted dick, please...I can't even type it without laughing.

Because the majority of people who live in Britain aren'tslackjawedjuvenile retards, unlike the US where there is obviously an abundant supply.

"Dick!? Huh, huh, huh........nice one Beavis."

**Cynical Ninja** · 10-22-2008, 08:45 AM

Mr. Incivility Wrote:So let me get this right

Bangers and Mash for dinner
a bit of Spotted Dick for dessert
and a Fag or two after its all over

???::blink::???

A faggot is an olde English word for a bundle of sticks, so when stick like cigarettes became popular the colloquialism "fag" was used for cigarettes.

A Faggot is also a traditional name for an English pork meatball.

The term faggot israrely if ever used as derogatory slang for a homosexual like in the US.

Colonist English language 101 will continue.

10-22-2008, 09:12 AM

So you are telling us slack jawed colonists not one single Brit has ever in his entire life nor across the span of the region has called or referred to someone gay as a faggot as we do here?

Ironic that it's refered to some sort of a 'ball' as well.

Bullshit. No, make that Britshit.

And do pray tell how you get dick out of dough? They don't even remotely sound the same.

Just so you know, Americans do know the reasoning and language behind FAG but none the less..... IT IS FUNNY in the context Mr Incivility has put it.

10-22-2008, 06:49 PM

[user=20]The Antagonist[/user] wrote:

Quote:So you are telling us slack jawed colonists not one single Brit has ever in his entire life nor across the span of the region has called or referred to someone gay as a faggot as we do here?

Ironic that it's refered to some sort of a 'ball' as well.

Bullshit. No, make that Britshit.

And do pray tell how you get dick out of dough? They don't even remotely sound the same.

Just so you know, Americans do know the reasoning and language behind FAG but none the less..... IT IS FUNNY in the context Mr Incivility has put it.

Since OP likes to ignore people, I figured I'd quote somebody he ignores.

10-22-2008, 07:00 PM

P.S. Think I didn't already know what a 'fag' was, you pompous british piece of shit? Why the fuck do you think I was making fun of the word? Jesus fucking Christ! Get a grip man!

You Brits are so goddamn uptight! Quit taking yourselves so seriously!

**Cynical Ninja** · 10-23-2008, 08:41 AM

Mr. Incivility Wrote:[user=20]The Antagonist[/user] wrote:

Quote:So you are telling us slack jawed colonists not one single Brit has ever in his entire life nor across the span of the region has called or referred to someone gay as a faggot as we do here?

Ironic that it's refered to some sort of a 'ball' as well.

Bullshit. No, make that Britshit.

And do pray tell how you get dick out of dough? They don't even remotely sound the same.

Just so you know, Americans do know the reasoning and language behind FAG but none the less..... IT IS FUNNY in the context Mr Incivility has put it.

Since OP likes to ignore people, I figured I'd quote somebody he ignores.

You can quote that fucking bitch until your micro dick falls off.

I DONT COMMUNICATE WITH FILTHY FUCKING LIARS COMPRENDE?.

**Cynical Ninja** · 10-23-2008, 08:43 AM

Mr. Incivility Wrote:P.S. Think I didn't already know what a 'fag' was, you pompous british piece of shit? Why the fuck do you think I was making fun of the word? Jesus fucking Christ! Get a grip man!

You Brits are so goddamn uptight! Quit taking yourselves so seriously!

I reacted with the same jingoistic indignation that all the flag waving yank retards do whenever I have the gall to take the piss out of anything American.

Pathetic isn't it?

10-23-2008, 11:15 AM

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I DONT COMMUNICATE WITH FILTHY FUCKING LIARS COMPRENDE?.

That is a lie right there. I've seen you communicate with Taint on numerous occasions and several people have proven to you that he is the biggest liar on the 'net.

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