Nathan Explosion Wrote:[user=35]LittleMissPoopyPants[/user] wrote:
Quote:Nathan Explosion Wrote:[user=35]LittleMissPoopyPants[/user] wrote:
Quote:Looks like your little excursion to BrawlHall dredged up a bottom feeder, MF. Well done.
Same goes for you, I don't even know what you're talking about.
Sorry, that was a comment to our fearless leader that he did well in finding and bringing back fresh meat for his minions and sychophants to gnaw on.
I'm above that sort of thing, of course. You can tell I'm a serious person by the name I chose to represent myself here.
And mine was a comment to you that I didn't know what you're talking about and no one dragged me back here. General Assumer Little Miss ShitforBrains, get back in the kitchen with your cats.
Oh, so you're admitting that your reading comprehension level is substandard. AND that you followed MF here of your own free will?
Dear god. ::lmao::
And my cat's in my bedroom where all good pussies should be, dolt.
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![[Image: 70.jpg]](http://www.mockforums.com/images/avatars/70.jpg) Is that a freshly picked booger in your hand? Are you giving it to us as a present? Do you use mascara often? These kind of things are important to me around Halloween. Are you amagical wizard that roams the halls of Political ballrooms and guffaws at tea parties with the ladies?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Quote:Also, what does Metal is the law mean? It means fuck you and look it up yourself. My name is a hint, follow the bread crumbs to a clue.
Oh Christ.....
I got to this sentence now, and I'm hoping this turd isn't some sort of comic book freak. Is this indicative of some childish fucking book with pictures?
We are ADULTS here, fuckstick. We don't read comic books or watch cartoons. Your stupid little title line has got to go. As you will see, most of us have bitch names. You're gonna have to come up with a bitch name for yourself in order to gain entrance and it has to be approved by those of us who are not virgins. That means everyone except YOU.
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Hello Nathan...Welcome to Mock...I'm sorry I missed you last night...I see my Mock family have been making you feel welcome...Heh..Heh.
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jesus fucking tap-dancing christ....is this the best you could come up with MF? go troll sunshine and lollipops forum. ::flip::
i'm going back to bed. *yawn*: :
Howard_hopkinso Wrote:Give the new moaning fucker a break, preferably in the neck area.  This line got my vote. ::thumbs::
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Sinister Wrote:We don't read comic books or watch cartoons. Speak yourself you miserable fag hag, since when is watching the Simpsons, Family Guy and South Park considered childish?, I must have missed that meeting.
As for comic books?, you know those X-men films you love so much?, if it wasn't for the original comics the films wouldn't exist, so maybe you should show more respect towards the source material?
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I'm a Wolverine fan. I don't read the comics anymore, really, but I do grab one once in a while.
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Yeah, supposedly ADULTS (in all caps no less) post here. If you did your research, retard, you would know that my namesake is from a popular show on ADULT SWIM (also in all caps so you'll catch the connection, however long it takes). Then you have your own members divulging their own love of comics and since Metalocalypse is a television show and not a comic book, you insulted everyone BUT me.
Whoever you were, I'm not going back to look up the name I won't remember by the time I get back to this screen.
Jackboots, I see you've realized your fucking place and are backing the hell out of mine before I swat your ego again. Good bitch. Heel.
Enter excuse why I'm not good enough to mock and the shots you're taking at each other while attempting to rile me are completely deliberate.
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Howard_hopkinso Wrote:This thread is just so fucking great, it`s gotten me all excited. I may just have to go and have a wank. I think it was the dirty tree talk that got me started.
Give the new moaning fucker a break, preferably in the neck area. I thought whiny was better, but moaning is probably more like it. That fits his "out of the box" bullshit better.
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[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Howard_hopkinso Wrote:This thread is just so fucking great, it`s gotten me all excited. I may just have to go and have a wank. I think it was the dirty tree talk that got me started.
Give the new moaning fucker a break, preferably in the neck area.
I thought whiny was better, but moaning is probably more like it. That fits his "out of the box" bullshit better.
Still have nothing interesting to say? You should follow the lead of most Admins and do your work behind the scenes where no one has to witness the insults you sling that 1999 doesn't even want back.
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Nathan Explosion Wrote:Yeah, supposedly ADULTS (in all caps no less) post here. If you did your research, retard, you would know that my namesake is from a popular show on ADULT SWIM (also in all caps so you'll catch the connection, however long it takes). Then you have your own members divulging their own love of comics and since Metalocalypse is a television show and not a comic book, you insulted everyone BUT me.
Whoever you were, I'm not going back to look up the name I won't remember by the time I get back to this screen.
Jackboots, I see you've realized your fucking place and are backing the hell out of mine before I swat your ego again. Good bitch. Heel.
Enter excuse why I'm not good enough to mock and the shots you're taking at each other while attempting to rile me are completely deliberate. Good point about the comics but we "take shots at each other" normally. Like I said, we post to entertain ourselves, not to impress "Adult Swim" tv fans that expect people on the internet to do "research" regarding their user info.
You're not that important. ::aww::
 
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Nathan Explosion Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Howard_hopkinso Wrote:This thread is just so fucking great, it`s gotten me all excited. I may just have to go and have a wank. I think it was the dirty tree talk that got me started.
Give the new moaning fucker a break, preferably in the neck area.
I thought whiny was better, but moaning is probably more like it. That fits his "out of the box" bullshit better.
Still have nothing interesting to say? You should follow the lead of most Admins and do your work behind the scenes where no one has to witness the insults you sling that 1999 doesn't even want back. I think you missed an earlier post of mine after you left last night. I believe I did have something to say. Sinister also addressed you. Go back and read. Start at post #39, you've missed a few, dumbass. Learn to continue where you left off, thanks.
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You think I didn't read your post? No, what I said was, "Still have nothing interesting to say?".
The difference is, you can talk all day, whether or not it's anything worth reading is another matter. I come to the forum, I mock it and then I mock your sorry, juvenile asses one at a time as the carousel spins you around to me, and the best you have is to call me a stupid, comic book reading virgin or something.
The first question that pops into my head is why I expected to hear something unique at a fucking site with such a predictable name, then I wonder why someone would think I want access to any of the other forums. So I can make asses out of you on the whole board? I don't have the time for that kind of fun, nor the patience to read your typical "You're a noob" brain spurts. If it's too much to ask you don't mock yourselves before I can get back here, go back to Wolverine's adventures.
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Nathan, you are supposed to be entertaining us...Could you at least try, Darling
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Unlike some of the arseholes here, I`m quite a friendly bastard, unless of course you happen to be a liberal, pc, god bothering homosexual, in which case I wouldn`t be able to help myself in spewing forth vast quantities of anger fuelled filth and derision.
Thus far, I quite this guy and he has already entertained me and made me want to go for a good old ham shank into the bargain.
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Pfft...He hasn't made me laugh outloud once...Even Mock has standards & he isn't up to them.
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Nathan Explosion Wrote:You think I didn't read your post? No, what I said was, "Still have nothing interesting to say?".
The difference is, you can talk all day, whether or not it's anything worth reading is another matter. I come to the forum, I mock it and then I mock your sorry, juvenile asses one at a time as the carousel spins you around to me, and the best you have is to call me a stupid, comic book reading virgin or something.
The first question that pops into my head is why I expected to hear something unique at a fucking site with such a predictable name, then I wonder why someone would think I want access to any of the other forums. So I can make asses out of you on the whole board? I don't have the time for that kind of fun, nor the patience to read your typical "You're a noob" brain spurts. If it's too much to ask you don't mock yourselves before I can get back here, go back to Wolverine's adventures.
All you have done so far is moan and whinge and nitpick like a whiney little emo bitch with self harm scars on your forearms and pussy ass black nail polishon your fingernails.
Get it right, entertain us, show us something, anything, original, or creative or amusing for fucks sake.
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Duchess, I think this is what happens when you watch too much "Adult Swim." This ass-wipe uses 2,349 words to say absolutely nothing. First it's a page and a half about the tree avatars, now it's another page demonstrating his ability to complain, whine, and moan like a bitch on a hot tar roof.
Nathan, you're a smart guy, I can tell. But you are one boring mother fucker and if you think you're "out of the box" please get the back inside the box so you don't infect the rest of us with your unique rank outs and special, innovative tree-avatar bashing.
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Nathan, do you wear makeup or paint your nails, or any of that shit? How about pierce your face?
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