I work next to a nut house.

[Maggot]

Every once in a while one escapes and comes crashing through the woods and tries to steal a car. Last month one of them got in a jeep and locked the doors. The fireman had to drag them out through the back window. Yesterday one of them wascrawling up the middle of the road on hands and knees I had to go around them.It's a bit unnerving and it reminds me of the Jason movies. It is becoming more common. What can I do? ::dunno::

[Sinister]

What can I do? ::dunno::

Sinister's answer for damn near anything; shoot 'em.

[Liquid]

buy a really big gun,
register it,
go to a shooting range and practice,

SHOOT TO KILL

[Howard_hopkinso]

If you find that unnerving, then maybe consider moving.

Also, put in an official complaint to whoever runs the hospital, maybe get the local press involved as well.

Obviously if this keeps happening, then the security at the hospital needs sorting out and fast.

[Middle Finger]

In addition to the ideas above, maybe get a guard dog?

[Lady Cop]

::nuts::Maggot, if you don't keep a low profile they'll be coming to take you away too! ::lmao::

[Maggot]

It's an Easter seals for dangerous adolesants they have some big kids there, I would hate to shoot them.I have to lock my truck so they do not steal my shotgun. Just about every 2 weeks one gets out. I guess not much can be done about it. And I am not moving, we just built this building. I guess it's better than working next to the crematorium were you could see the smoke and smell the bodies.

[newbiecollector]

Every once in a while one escapes and comes crashing through the woods and tries to steal a car. Last month one of them got in a jeep and locked the doors. The fireman had to drag them out through the back window. Yesterday one of them wascrawling up the middle of the road on hands and knees I had to go around them.It's a bit unnerving and it reminds me of the Jason movies. It is becoming more common. What can I do? ::dunno::

learn to drive correctly...............

[Maggot]

::finger::

[Maggot]

I still work next to a nut house but nobody has escaped in quite a while. One time this big fat black guard chased one of them up the road but he got winded and the crazy person stopped running and laughed at him till he caught his breath and started running again but the nutcase was young and outpaced him. 

A car finally drove up beside him and they tossed him in the back. I watched as they drove back and the nutcase was squirming and kicking like a freakin big ole fish. You could hear him cursing all the way.

[Rootilda]

I miss newbie, he was a sweet guy. God, the abuse he took from Sinster...

[BigMark]

A young man was strolling down a street in South Michigan. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting “Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen” over and over again.

Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn’t. Then he spotted a knot in the wood, and put his eye to the hole. He just managed to spy some old people sitting in deckchairs chanting, before a finger came out of nowhere and poked him in the eye. As he staggered back, the old people started chanting, “Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fourteen…”

[HairOfTheDog]

A young man was strolling down a street in South Michigan. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting “Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen” over and over again.

Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn’t. Then he spotted a knot in the wood, and put his eye to the hole. He just managed to spy some old people sitting in deckchairs chanting, before a finger came out of nowhere and poked him in the eye. As he staggered back, the old people started chanting, “Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fourteen…”

[Duchess]

BayBee! I've missed your laugh!   

[HairOfTheDog]

BayBee! I've missed your laugh!