The most offensive World Records

[Liquid]

You think that Guiness show is annoying and revolting? Do a bit more research and,well

[Lady Cop]

thanks. i'm a cop and have seen everything. but i am going to puke now. ::bvomit::

[Maggot]

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a

[LuMPyPussy]

It was the two hour dump that bothered me. My ass would go to sleep after 15 minutes.

[Middle Finger]

Fuck ...

[Sinister]

I'm actually rather surprised it wasn't LMPP who found this topic. She is the bitch of gross in this place, yanno! ::bigg::

[Middle Finger]

Yes, I know. :(

[Howard_hopkinso]

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina (this, for the uniformed, is what one calls a loose, sloppy **insert vulgar label for female genitalia here**).

Fucking hell, you`d need to be hung like a donkey to satisfy that bitch.

[Sinister]

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina (this, for the uniformed, is what one calls a loose, sloppy **insert vulgar label for female genitalia here**).

Fucking hell, you`d need to be hung like a donkey to satisfy that bitch.

I think an elephant would be more satisfying for her. Have you ever seen a maleelephant in musth? That schlong is like, 5 feet long! ::scared::

[Duchess]

Holy Shit !...Have people no shame ?!...A freakin' football !!

[Howard_hopkinso]

The phrase "Throwing a sausage up a back street" springs to mind hehe.

[Duchess]

That chick with the big...umm, I don't even know what to call it, why oh why would she let her own name be used ???? That's not something to be proud of !...Hells Bells !

[Howard_hopkinso]

My thoughts exactly Duchess.

There are some very very strange people in this world and nothing really surprises me anymore.