The knob

[LuMPyPussy]

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'

She sighed and said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'

[Sinister]

That was great!!! Worth my vote, for sure! ::lmao::

[Duchess]

Very funny, Poopy !...I always vote for any & all that make me laugh outloud.

[Middle Finger]

Heh, pretty funny!

[newbiecollector]

That was funny!

It also made me check my goatee............only found my friggin' chin::lmao::

[Middle Finger]

ALL Norwegian beards are gay.

[newbiecollector]

ALL Norwegian beards are gay.

Really.........maybe you would know.

Im not Norwegian, I just live here.

You want to pass on some first hand experience to us all on this MF?

You limp chit::dlaugh::

[Middle Finger]

Yes, I would know. I have all your gay ass posts to prove it!

[newbiecollector]

Yes, I would know. I have all your gay ass posts to prove it!

But I never sent you the nude photos you asked for.....1,372 times.

So whack alone little one::vio::

[Middle Finger]

Yes, I would know. I have all your gay ass posts to prove it!

But I never sent you the nude photos you asked for.....1,372 times.

So whack alone little one::vio::

Ask OP how well the dumb "sending nude pic" thing worked out. He tried it. Guess what? Everyone saw it as the gay ass attempt that it was. Now you try it, only with a coating of bland retard sauce. Thank you for this timely example of a gay ass mock, from a Gay Ass Norwegian Beard-Fuck.

[newbiecollector]

Ask OP how well the dumb "sending nude pic" thing worked out. He tried it. Guess what? Everyone saw it as the gay ass attempt that it was. Now you try it, only with a coating of bland retard sauce. Thank you for this timely example of a gay ass mock, from a Gay Ass Norwegian Beard-Fuck.

Are you serious? Did OP do that?::lmao::

Fuk I was just trying to be rude::lmao::

[Duchess]

I want to send this joke to my Mom {she has had a little "work" done}...I wonder if she will find it as amusing as I did.

[LuMPyPussy]

It's not really a new joke, there's an even older one about a man getting a face life by having the doctor pull on the skin on the top of his head and when they were finished, the man had a neat little necktie *wink wink*