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My Daughter porked me..........
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10-01-2008, 08:15 PM
..........For 3867.20 bucks that I co-signed for to get her teeth done...Fuckin kids.......I will write in my will naming her to be the one to change my diapers when I become despondant and have flailing leg syndrome.::bang::...............::angrier::
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10-01-2008, 08:18 PM
Maggot Wrote:I will write in my will naming her to be the one to change my diapers when I become despondant
::laugh::

She didn't make payments and you got the collections call, eh? God damn female Mini-Maggot ...
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10-01-2008, 08:30 PM
No shit! She hasn't paid since Feb. this year, The interest alone is over2000.00, Now I have to negotiate it to the original 1,800.00............and she ate my BBQ chicken last weekend in the rain with a straight face..............I got the phone call late today..............my wheels are spinning for revenge somehow, she's 24 yrs old and I put her through college.........I hate women right now. So don't get fresh you Fuck!Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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10-01-2008, 09:52 PM
Eating the BBQ chicken with a straight face is worse than her not paying the bills ::laugh::
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10-02-2008, 07:12 AM
Maybe it's a west coast/east coast thing, but "porking" someone is a lot different to me than what you meant.
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10-02-2008, 07:21 AM
When I hear of someone being "porked" my mind goes straight to the gutter.
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10-02-2008, 07:29 AM
Duchess Wrote:When I hear of someone being "porked" my mind goes straight to the gutter.
Yep. That's why the title to this thread is sort of disturbing.
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10-02-2008, 07:37 AM
FINALLY, Maggot shows his true nasty colors ...
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#9
10-02-2008, 08:16 AM
"Porking" means fucking where I come from.

Thanks to the title of this threadI know have a horrible mental image of Maggots daughter fucking him up the arse with a strap on !

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10-02-2008, 09:15 AM
Yeah, and no fucking vaseline either! porking,screwing, generally getting the shaft, stiffing, the list goes on and on......
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10-06-2008, 01:13 PM
I am happy to say this was negotiated down to 2000.00 with my keen negotiating skills and me threatening to get my own lawyer on this. The fact that I recorded the conversation for later, and telling Mr Shapiro from Ohio that his words were being taped maybe helped andmade him cave. I now wish I had gone lower.::doh::

Thank you for all the support and best wishes and hope that were withheld because everyone knew I could handle this.::fu::::finger::::fu::
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