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newbiecollector Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:newbiecollector Wrote:Ya'll stop bitchin, or I will tell Robin Hood on you.
He aint tuff but Maid Marion kicks butt. Look at this shit. Rambette's gay lover from Norway. I'm so glad this bearded retard showed up. Sinister should be hunting you instead of the poor dear. At least she'd have to show some real resourcefulness to find you in Norway instead of going to the fucking forest armed with human technology like Rambo.
Real shame that was such a limp reply.
Go practice Grasshopper.................we are sure you can do better.
Well OK...we are not sure but what the fuk....you might do better::lmao:: You know why I love it when you post, newbie? I want to make sure Sinister knows this. It's VERY important.
Each and every time you make one of your retard posts the first thing I involuntarily, automatically think of is what a disappointing lame-ass sickening and soft girlie girl Sinister was when you came to this site. You breaking her is all I think about when you make fantastic posts like the one you just did.
I HOPE she knows that others think that too so she can at least share in the suffering of what has to be deemed "Retard Attacks."
 
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Quote:what a disappointing lame-ass sickening and soft girlie girl Sinister was when you came to this site. You breaking her is all I think about when you make fantastic posts like the one you just did.
You keep believing that my little freind..............
Hide your balls (assuming you have any)..........cause your in for a world of get real
Middle Finger Wrote:I have a shocking newsflash, my dried up motorcycle rag, they can be big conservationists and NOT use compound bows to shoot at animals. At least have them carve their own bow and arrows to approach making it fair. Jesus Christ.
Fair? You wanna see fair??? I dare you - and I am 100% totally serious here - go out to the woods and sit silently for 2 hours. Just sit there. You see if you even catch a glimpse of a deer. And if by some miracle you do, see how long you can sit there before it becomes aware of you.
Why do you think I went to shooting instinctively? Because I wanted it to be more difficult. I like a challenge. Kind of like making sense to the mental midgets here, like you.
If you take up my challenge, I will have gained a minisculeiota of respect for you. Maybe.
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That was horrifying when I found out I was in for a world of "get real" as Newbie puts it. Thanks, Sinister.
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Sinister Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I have a shocking newsflash, my dried up motorcycle rag, they can be big conservationists and NOT use compound bows to shoot at animals. At least have them carve their own bow and arrows to approach making it fair. Jesus Christ.
Fair? You wanna see fair??? I dare you - and I am 100% totally serious here - go out to the woods and sit silently for 2 hours. Just sit there. You see if you even catch a glimpse of a deer. And if by some miracle you do, see how long you can sit there before it becomes aware of you.
Why do you think I went to shooting instinctively? Because I wanted it to be more difficult. I like a challenge. Kind of like making sense to the mental midgets here, like you.
If you take up my challenge, I will have gained a minisculeiota of respect for you. Maybe. I forgot to properly give credit to people who can sit doing nothing for that long and get lucky to see a dear. That's amazing. Who knew, if you were still for so long you might get lucky and spot a dear. Wow, I can see how that musters up respect for someone.
Do you give partial credit to couch potatoes that don't move for 10 hours watching TV?
Middle Finger Wrote:I forgot to properly give credit to people who can sit doing nothing for that long and get lucky to see a dear. That's amazing. Who knew, if you were still for so long you might get lucky and spot a dear. Wow, I can see how that musters up respect for someone. I suppose I shouldn't have expected anything else from a city boy. A NEW YORK city boy, at that!! Probably couldn't recognize a fucking marigold if he fell face-first onto one.
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Sinister Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I forgot to properly give credit to people who can sit doing nothing for that long and get lucky to see a dear. That's amazing. Who knew, if you were still for so long you might get lucky and spot a dear. Wow, I can see how that musters up respect for someone. I suppose I shouldn't have expected anything else from a city boy. A NEW YORK city boy, at that!! Probably couldn't recognize a fucking marigold if he fell face-first onto one. I do dream of going back in time and moving out to where you live so I too could sit doing nothing in the woods, and prove just how long I am willing to do that nothing, so I can be respected for it. I wish I could sit there hoping to get lucky enough to spot a dear, so I can be respected for getting lucky, too. That would rule. Then, if I'm real good at both doing nothing and getting lucky, I can shoot my human technology against the animal and be really respected. Like, the most respected of all my cigarette smoking, motorcycle riding friends.
It saddens me when I think about all I've missed out on.
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 Sorry, I Wait, let me collect myself .. :(
I just had a moment, is all. I just wished so badly I could sit and do nothing for a real long time, getting bit by insects, hoping I get lucky enough for the dumb animal that doesn't realize something it was never born to go up against (a compound bow) is looking for it.
Damn!! I promised myself I wouldn't cry!! :(
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I used to hunt wood pigeons and Hares with a crossbow when I fancied a challenge.
Er.................thats it.
::blink::
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
Ok, Mother Fucker.....answer me this....what have you done for conservation? How much money have you spent on items that go right into the coffers of those who maintain wildlife habitats, prevent habitat destruction, cull herds to maintain the ecosystem, etc., etc?
What have you done to help decrease the FOUR THOUSAND deer/automobile accidents that happen in this country EVERY DAY?
When did you even take note of which animals are endangered and which are extinct? When did you ever send donations to the rangers who fight elephant and tiger and rhinocerouspoaching?
When did you attend a meeting regarding the hunting laws that the fucking tree-huggers are trying to get turned into hunting BANS?
Tell me....when have you done any of these things?
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Sinister Wrote:Ok, Mother Fucker.....answer me this....what have you done for conservation? How much money have you spent on items that go right into the coffers of those who maintain wildlife habitats, prevent habitat destruction, cull herds to maintain the ecosystem, etc., etc?
What have you done to help decrease the FOUR THOUSAND deer/automobile accidents that happen in this country EVERY DAY?
When did you even take note of which animals are endangered and which are extinct? When did you ever send donations to the rangers who fight elephant and tiger and rhinocerouspoaching?
When did you attend a meeting regarding the hunting laws that the fucking tree-huggers are trying to get turned into hunting BANS?
Tell me....when have you done any of these things? You are SO MEAN! I already said I wish I could go back in time and be like you, doing nothing for long periods of time, in hopes of spotting a deer to kill!
Can I start small? Can I at least practice getting respected by doing nothing and getting lucky, waiting for a squirrel to come by for me to shoot?
Middle Finger Wrote:Sinister Wrote:Ok, Mother Fucker.....answer me this....what have you done for conservation? How much money have you spent on items that go right into the coffers of those who maintain wildlife habitats, prevent habitat destruction, cull herds to maintain the ecosystem, etc., etc?
What have you done to help decrease the FOUR THOUSAND deer/automobile accidents that happen in this country EVERY DAY?
When did you even take note of which animals are endangered and which are extinct? When did you ever send donations to the rangers who fight elephant and tiger and rhinocerouspoaching?
When did you attend a meeting regarding the hunting laws that the fucking tree-huggers are trying to get turned into hunting BANS?
Tell me....when have you done any of these things? You are SO MEAN! I already said I wish I could go back in time and be like you, doing nothing for long periods of time, in hopes of spotting a deer to kill!
Can I start small? Can I at least practice getting respected by doing nothing and getting lucky, waiting for a squirrel to come by for me to shoot? Translation: Nothing. I don't give a shit about conservation, the ecosystems means dick to me, I'm afraid of those tree-huggers, (I go to a self-help class for that) and if all the tigers and elephants and rhinos die, who in America really gives a shit? It doesn't affect us. And really, the hunting should be banned. I don't mind seeing deer carcasses strewn and rotting on the side of the road. The stench of rotting venison kinda gives the area a "natural" odor.
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You're right. If I only I had waited a lot, got lucky, and killed a dear with my compound bow. I already admitted my shameful city living.
Middle Finger Wrote:You're right. If I only I had waited a lot, got lucky, and killed a dear with my compound bow. I already admitted my shameful city living.
Translation: While the self-help group that deals with my fear of tree-huggers helps, now I need a support group in which there are other people as retarded as me who also don't know shit about conservation or what it means or the effort it takes. Does anyone here know of a support group with people in it as stupid as me?
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Quit spelling DEER wrong you inbred, lip-smacking, patty-cake making meat-ball chasing on top of Fucking spaghetti video taping me pop my ass-zit sucking American infidel. Eat a steak and feel the non-bullet retractable lobotomy exercising machine work wonders on your Park walking cellulite grease filled ass.
How was YOUR day porkchop? 
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Middle Finger Wrote:What can I do? I can watch you shoot arrows like a wannabe Rambo and then cook me dinner. Fuck that, you probably can't cook worth shit. Change that last part to either ordering my dinner or at least starting up my grill. Fuck that too, you probably can't even start my grill you dumb oily ragged out bitch. Just shoot your arrows and then order my dinner. I can watch. How's that? I can do that. That's what I can do, since you asked.
So what I'm getting from this is that you like to watch.
Kinky!
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Sinister Wrote:Ok, Mother Fucker.....answer me this....what have you done for conservation? How much money have you spent on items that go right into the coffers of those who maintain wildlife habitats, prevent habitat destruction, cull herds to maintain the ecosystem, etc., etc?
What have you done to help decrease the FOUR THOUSAND deer/automobile accidents that happen in this country EVERY DAY?
When did you even take note of which animals are endangered and which are extinct? When did you ever send donations to the rangers who fight elephant and tiger and rhinocerouspoaching?
When did you attend a meeting regarding the hunting laws that the fucking tree-huggers are trying to get turned into hunting BANS?
Tell me....when have you done any of these things?
Ok after giggling for three pages, I have to say that although I'll never have it in me to shoot an animal while it's standing there eating grass or drinking water, I have done PLENTY to contribute to much of the above in other ways.
I'd rather hunt with a camera. But - I have no problem with those who do hunt as long as it's humanely done and not "drive" hunting where asswipes drive deer or other animals to a small secure location and slaughter them. I also abhor 'canned' hunting of any sort. I think sport hunting big game is an outrage.
I also have to say that it takes no great pains of sitting still for hours on end freezing your ass off in the woods to see a deer. They used to walk right up to me when I had my farm. I'd feed them right out of my hand and I'm the only one who was able to do that.
I've ridden side by side with deer in the woods when I had my horses. The horse masks quite a bit of human scent! I've also been within 8 feet of a Great Horned Owl twice on horseback.
Oh and OP is full of shit if he's not making a joke. It's ILLEGAL to hunt in the UK. You MAY use a shotgun or rifle to kill vermin. Wow, those rats and mice must be brutal and HUGE to need a shotgun or rifle to kill them!
Hell you can't even buy an air gun without special license! ::lmao::fear the bb guns!
So how do you feel about Palin's aerial wolf hunts?
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LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:So how do you feel about Palin's aerial wolf hunts? I'm thinking that since this IS NOT a political discussion I don't give a fuck.
Good point. A hunting question in a hunting thread makes no sense at all.
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