God damn sweet & dopey motherfucker

[Middle Finger]

Newbie is like a black stain on a white shirt. He is too fucking friendly and sweet for this site. It's like having an innocent kid in the house with strippers upstairs and crack being snorted in the living room. It's like having your girlfriend with you when you are hanging with your guy friends. It's like having your god damn Mother around.

Fucking sweet dopey motherfucker ruining all my shit. I feel like a vampire and he's some priest soaked in holy water or something.

Screw you, Overly Sweet Bitch! ::

[Lady Cop]

yeah, ban him, i feel guilty even letting him read here. he is incapable of being vicious. send him to the mary poppins forum. ::tongue::

[Duchess]

Yeah well...I thought he was sweet too until he asked me if my breasts were actually mine or if they were purchased...Now I know he is just another horny guy hidden in sheeps clothing...AND...He talked about a bone as in boner :shock:...Sweet, my ass

[Middle Finger]

Yeah well...I thought he was sweet too until he asked me if my breasts were actually mine or if they were purchased...Now I know he is just another horny guy hidden in sheeps clothing...AND...He talked about a bone as in boner :shock:...Sweet, my ass

[Zenith]

I think if he had a BITCH NAME he could become a lot more rotten and intolerable so what's up with this endeavor? We have a lot of possibilities in this one so let's get to it mockers. So far I have thought of the following:

1. happy-go-lucky Bitch
2. friendly bitch
3. overly sweet bitch
4. bearded bitch
5. horny bearded bitch
6. tit loving bitch
7. ass licking bitch
8. un-mockable bitch
9. coin collecting bitch
10. intolerable bitch
11. wolf-N-sheeps clothing bitch
12. easy-IN bitch
13. sweet-N-dopey bitch
    

...I could go on and on. What is to become of mock if we can't BITCH NAME the newbie motherfucker????

::irk::::wait::::dunno::

[Duchess]

Horny, Bearded Bitch...Heh, Heh...

[The Antagonist]

Mock Neutralizer Bitch?

Oh and you smoke crack in the living room.... it's coke you snort dopey ignorant on how to use illicit drugs bitch. ::bigg::

[Middle Finger]

I like some of Zenith's options! Here are a few more ...

The "I Ruined Mock" Bitch
Coin Bitch
Gay Foreign Coin Bitch (he collects foreign coins)
Disgustingly Nice Bitch
Too Dopey To Mock Bitch

[Cynical Ninja]

I can't bring myself to mock Newbie.

It would be like stomping on a kittens face with golf shoes.

Or attacking a midget with a baseball bat.

Easy, but ultimately cruel and pointless.

[The Antagonist]

Why? You had no reservations on it before he joined.

[newbiecollector]

Newbie is like a black stain on a white shirt. He is too fucking friendly and sweet for this site. It's like having an innocent kid in the house with strippers upstairs and crack being snorted in the living room. It's like having your girlfriend with you when you are hanging with your guy friends. It's like having your god damn Mother around.

Fucking sweet dopey motherfucker ruining all my shit. I feel like a vampire and he's some priest soaked in holy water or something.

Screw you, Overly Sweet Bitch!

Good try MF................but ya still ain't gettin in my pants........

Don't give up of course::lmao::I enjoy how dumb you post when you get horny::lmao::

[Sinister]

Why? You had no reservations on it before he joined.

I was wonderin' the same thing.

I spoke my mind about himbefore Newbie got here too. In public, so if he wants to look into past posts and see what folks really think of him, I have nothing to worry about. Not everyone here can say the same.

[newbiecollector]

Was you cunts discussin me while I was away?

[Middle Finger]

Oh shit. Aren't you glad now that you embarrassed the entire site over his entrance, Sinister? Now he has artificially inflated overly sweet fucking balls thanks to you.

[newbiecollector]

Oh shit. Aren't you glad now that you embarrassed the entire site over his entrance, Sinister? Now he has artificially inflated overly sweet fucking balls thanks to you.

Told yall he was after me::lmao::

[Maggot]

Was you cunts discussin me while I was away?

Look-out here comes a bus...............shit, to late.

[newbiecollector]

fuckin small bus tires on that thing

[Middle Finger]

I just can't quite digest what I've been reading lately. I'm in a slight state of shock on a few levels to be honest.

[Maggot]

fuckin small bus tires on that thing

It's a mini-van.....::lmao::

[newbiecollector]

fuckin small bus tires on that thing

It's a mini-van.....::lmao::

That I understood.......please revert to your normal posting ya dumb ass::lmao::