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Some jerk slipped me a Jamaican quarter today!
#1
Now it does not fit in the cashew (nut) machine!.......I want to kill Bob Marley. but he is already dead! :Diablo:..........His musak is great but his countries coins, well they SUCK!Sucky,sucky,sucky,sucky,sucky,sucky......Sue!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#2
Where did he slip it?
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#3
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Where did he slip it?
An anti-pickpocket he musta slipped it in when I was looking! Change is change and I never notice until I almost break my thumb twisting the wing-nut "get your fucking nuts thing" on the machine. this was planned and with my name in mind!.::wait::
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#4
Uh oh, you jammed the nut machine! :shock:
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#5
Racist bastard.
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#6
I'm kinda pissed, he stopped putting in pistachios and now its cashews....used some lame excuse that pistachios are way expensive.78 I've tried slugs, Canadian, Mexican and now Jamaican quarters. Every single time I must whip out my pocket knife, retrieve the junk coin.....then stick in a real one. It's pissing me off!::gunner::It's getting harder to be an honest cheat!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#7
Why don't you just pack your own nuts?
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#8
sally Wrote:Why don't you just pack your own nuts?
::blink::
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#9
Maggot Wrote:
sally Wrote:Why don't you just pack your own nuts?
::blink::
Wellwouldn't it bebetter to bring your own nuts with you instead of getting your Jamaican quarters stuck in the machine ::dunno::
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#10
Just keep your nuts in your pockets.
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#11
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Just keep your nuts in your pockets.
Just don't forget about your nuts and put them through the washing machine. I did that once and it made a hell of a mess, fucking nuts everywhere.
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#12
Maggot would probably end up eating pocket lint so maybe this isn't such a great idea.
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#13
Ya know Sandra I usually have nuts handy but I ran out, I have an addiction........a nut addiction. It goes like this Pistaccios, macadamia, pecan, cashew, and finally as a last resort.......regular peanuts.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#14
oooooooo cashews! salty! yummy!!


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#15
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Maggot would probably end up eating pocket lint so maybe this isn't such a great idea.
::flip::.............do something once and it stays with you your entire life!.....::rollseyes::
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Maggot Wrote:Ya know Sandra I usually have nuts handy but I ran out, I have an addiction........a nut addiction. It goes like this Pistaccios, macadamia, pecan, cashew, and finally as a last resort.......regular peanuts.
No smoked almonds? Some kind of nut addict you are.
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#17
sally Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:Ya know Sandra I usually have nuts handy but I ran out, I have an addiction........a nut addiction. It goes like this Pistaccios, macadamia, pecan, cashew, smoked almondsand finally as a last resort.......regular peanuts.
No smoked almonds? Some kind of nut addict you are.
Crap! I fixed it.:Blush:
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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