M O C K News at 5 starts now .

[F.U.]

~[ Insert sound of typewriter franticly typing away ] ~

Hello , and welcome to yourweekly edition of,
the Sunday 5 pm CST Mock news .
Where its the news that matters , Notthe grammar.

This is your News anchor Mr Pumpkin Ass reporting the Mock news , sports and weather .
Reporting on the stories that I want . The way I want .



We start this edition with a story we have ben covering for you all day here at Mock news .

After some debate as to the exact intent of a comment made by our own Mr Liquid . It was determined that " Sarcasm " was the desired effect . However most that witnessed his attempt agreed it missed the mark a bit .
And previous reports of a possibleattempted Mocking by Mr Liquid using Wit , Insults and name calling have also ben discredited . Repeat thereshpuld be NO attempted useof these tactics by Mr Liquid in a mock .


Now M O C K News would like to welcome our newest Mocker. Lets give a warm welcome to #@*! .

[ insert applause here ]

Congratulations #@*! for holding up to the tortures of our own sick little version of " Newbie Hell "
After an initial lock out . And your surprising return you finally made it . You took some pretty good blows there #@*! . But you stood right back up and dished it out . Good For You .
Now that you have gained " full access " #@*! I see that you have jumped right in and started slinging mud . I hope you continue the " hate and discontent "
Well we at M O C Knews would like to say Thank you #@*! for your participation at Mock forums .
Now have a good night . And drive carefully .

Bruno show #@*! the way to the door .




Our next story comes from the... Ass holes In The News section of our forum . And was started by our own MR M.F. .

First it was Paper or Plastic . Now the big debate is ... Hot Dog , WITH or WITHOUT 4 legs . It appears that there is a heated debate going on amongst members as to weather it is morally correct to eat our beloved weinerdogs and other 4 legged friends .
There are many apposed to this concept of devouring the family pet . But there still area few that would prefer to raise them , and then grill them .
We will need to wait to find out the actual outcome of this debateas it is ongoing .






And from our -Discussions, Opinions & Debate Section of our Forum we see ,
posted by our local law woman jackboots .
We find alink describing the enormous size of the bloomers once worn by A Queen .
It seams that the knickers have a 50in (127cm) waist and date from the 1890s .These knickerswere worn by Queen Victoria .
Theresize made themsuitable for use in the tent makingindustry. We will keep you informed as to exactly how many boy scout tents will actually be made from this pair of undies .




~[ cue the marching band ]~

Now we turn to the sports section of our broadcast .

This week in the NFL it appearedthat there is curdled cheese in cheese land .
The Green Bay Packers have given Brett Fare the finger when it comes to his return to football .
After retiring last year crying like a baby, he has now " changed his mind " . Now wanting to come back to the game he loved . But this time as a Chicago Bear . Well GB"s organization says"OH No " Your under OUR contract yet . You will sit on our bench or No bench at all .
Some fans say ... smart move and some disagree .
Only time will tell who is correct .



Let's turn gears and our attention to today's weather .

Today's weather is brought to you by M O C K Firearms . ..

Were at M O C K Firearms we say " Never bring a knife to a gun fight "

And M O C K ammunition . M O C K ... the definition of accuracy .


Now lets take a look at our weather map ...


Hum ????

What the ??????

[F.U.]

I'm sorry , but there seams to be a glitch in the weather room with our radar this evening . We will try to get that fixedbeforeour next broadcast.






That about wraps it up for this edition of M O C KSunday news .

I hope to see you here again next week .
Where we will explore the wonderful world of The IGNORE button . And just how well it works .

As well as cover a hole new week in M O C K news .

Good night Mock Land . This is your Mock reporter Pumpkin ass saying F . U .


Roll the disclaimer Bruno .

Views and or comments stated in this broadcast are that of the news caster . And not necessarily that of this forum , its owners or the administration or moderators of this forum . This broadcast was meant to irritate , aggravate and generally piss of those who disagree with the reporters opinion . Thank you for watching the slightly funny , almost irritating , lame ass edition of M O C K news at 5.

[Lady Cop]

come on....you're really walter cronkite right?

::lmao::it was pretty funny.

[LuMPyPussy]

I didn't get a mention and I thought I was doing exemplary posting this week. ::wait::

Great weather report though, it's as accurate as anything I've seen on real TV.

[Liquid]

Nice Job.....FAG

[Middle Finger]

~[ Insert sound of typewriter franticly typing away] ~

Hello , and welcome to yourweekly edition of,
the Sunday 5 pm CST Mock news .
Where its the news that matters , Notthe grammar.

This is your News anchor Mr Pumpkin Ass reporting the Mock news , sports and weather .
Reporting on the stories that I want . The way I want .



We start this edition with a story we have ben covering for you all day here at Mock news .

After some debate as to the exact intent of a comment made by our own Mr Liquid . It was determined that " Sarcasm " was the desired effect . However most that witnessed his attempt agreed it missed the mark a bit .
And previous reports of a possibleattempted Mocking by Mr Liquid using Wit , Insults and name calling have also ben discredited . Repeat thereshpuld be NO attempted useof these tactics by Mr Liquid in a mock .


Now M O C K News would like to welcome our newest Mocker. Lets give a warm welcome to #@*! .

[ insert applause here]

Congratulations #@*! for holding up to the tortures of our own sick little version of " Newbie Hell "
After an initial lock out . And your surprising return you finally made it . You took some pretty good blows there #@*! . But you stood right back up and dished it out . Good For You .
Now that you have gained " full access " #@*! I see that you have jumped right in and started slinging mud . I hope you continue the " hate and discontent "
Well we at M O C Knews would like to say Thank you #@*! for your participation at Mock forums .
Now have a good night . And drive carefully .

Bruno show #@*! the way to the door .




Our next story comes from the... Ass holes In The News section of our forum . And was started by our own MR M.F. .

First it was Paper or Plastic . Now the big debate is ... Hot Dog , WITH or WITHOUT 4 legs . It appears that there is a heated debate going on amongst members as to weather it is morally correct to eat our beloved weinerdogs and other 4 legged friends .
There are many apposed to this concept of devouring the family pet . But there still area few that would prefer to raise them , and then grill them .
We will need to wait to find out the actual outcome of this debateas it is ongoing .






And from our -Discussions, Opinions & Debate Section of our Forum we see ,
posted by our local law woman jackboots .
We find alink describing the enormous size of the bloomers once worn by A Queen .
It seams that the knickers have a 50in (127cm) waist and date from the 1890s .These knickerswere worn by Queen Victoria .
Theresize made themsuitable for use in the tent makingindustry. We will keep you informed as to exactly how many boy scout tents will actually be made from this pair of undies .




~[ cue the marching band]~

Now we turn to the sports section of our broadcast .

This week in the NFL it appearedthat there is curdled cheese in cheese land .
The Green Bay Packers have given Brett Fare the finger when it comes to his return to football .
After retiring last year crying like a baby, he has now " changed his mind " . Now wanting to come back to the game he loved . But this time as a Chicago Bear . Well GB"s organization says"OH No " Your under OUR contract yet . You will sit on our bench or No bench at all .
Some fans say ... smart move and some disagree .
Only time will tell who is correct .



Let's turn gears and our attention to today's weather .

Today's weather is brought to you by M O C K Firearms . ..

Were at M O C K Firearms we say " Never bring a knife to a gun fight "

And M O C K ammunition . M O C K ... the definition of accuracy .


Now lets take a look at our weather map ...


Hum ????

What the ??????

Bravo!!! ::boobs::

[Duchess]

That was fantastic !...Thank you so much for the big laugh...I want to be in the news...{Never dreamed I'd live to see the day I said that}

[F.U.]

~[ Insert sound of typewriter franticly typing away] ~

Hello , and welcome to yourweekly edition of,

the Sunday 5 pm CST Mock news .
Where its the news that matters, Notthe grammar .

This is your News anchor Mr Pumpkin Ass reporting the Mock news , sports and weather .

Reporting on the stories that I want . The way I want .

Lets start right off with a topic I touched on at the end of last weeks programing .

The Ignore button .

Have you ever gotten tired of listening to some peoples shit ? Just plain tired of their high and mighty attitudes ?Well the ignore option may be for you .
While some userssay thereare small flaws with this option , Such as , not completely whipping the asshole off the face of the forum . It does do aremarkablejob of keeping their nonsense to a minimum .However some users are leftwishing the inventorscould just remove the" Ignored" membersdrivel from the quote boxes also . Then they would have a home run .
So the next time you get tired of someone's mouth , try the IGNORE button . Conveniently located at the top of everypost .
Mr Pumpkin Ass himself has tried this option , and I love it .
But dont take my word for it .In a post dated Mon Jul 14^th, 2008 11:22 am byour beloved Mod Sinister , She says
Quote ... I've had him on ignore since we were given that feature. I LOVE the ignore button.
Love it or hate it ? You will never know unless you give it a try .



Now we turn our attention to a topic we covered last week .
Burgers ... Beef or Beagle ?
Well it seams that we will never know the answer .
After coming out of the gate " Hot & Heavy " , this discussion quickly took a turn for the worse . That's right in true Mock Forums fashion this thread was transformed into a Mock Fest . Full of snide comments andinsults . Way to go Mockers . Keep up the good work !



And from our " Funny Shit category we find ,
Posted by the one and only , LMPP . In a tread called " Big vehicle , low drive-through " We find a marvelous display of driving skills combined with some pretty nifty demolition work . It is a must see , full of pointers and how-too's for your weekend do it yourselfer .



And a special Thank You goes out to our own Dutchess . Thanks Dutchess for your dailypleasant greetings at our Daily greetings BS .



I see we have had no new members this week . However we do have 1 name change on the roster to report . It seams #@*! had chosen a improper name while signing up . In a last minute name changing decision the name Zenith was chosen . Great choice Zenith .









Let's turnour attention to today's weather .

Today's weather is brought to you as alwaysby M O C K Firearms . ..

Were at M O C K Firearms we say " Never bring a knife to a gun fight "


And M O C K ammunition .

M O C K ... the definition of accuracy .


Now lets take a look at our weather map ...





Well folks the heat is on . Most of the week will be dry . Once we get through the next few hours that is .

[F.U.]

Lets take a look at the current radar .



** click **



We see a line of thunderstorms extending from Indiana all the way to Pennsylvania .
These storms are especially dangerous in the central Pennsylvania region . Where heavy rains are possible . Its gunna cum down by the bucket load people . So take cover in this area .

[F.U.]

Well that about does it for this weeks edition of M O C K News .


Good night Mock Land . This is your Mock reporter Pumpkin ass saying F . U .


Roll the disclaimer Bruno .

Views and or comments stated in this broadcast are that of the news caster . And not necessarily that of this forum , its owners or the administration or moderators of this forum . This broadcast was meant to irritate , aggravate and generally piss of those who disagree with the reporters opinion . Thank you for watching the slightly funny , almost irritating , lame ass edition of M O C K news at 5.

[LuMPyPussy]

Yippee, I'm in the news!

Have you ever seen this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=93c_rWaJTwM

[Duchess]

Another excellent edition of the Mock News, F U...It gets my vote...Thanks for the mention...And I loved that you included a beagle too !

[Maggot]

::lmao::