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The worst fucking chores ever
#1
My little apartment doesn't have laundry facilities, so I have to go to the laundromat to do my laundry. This is the worst fucking thing I have to do every week. I have a place that is clean, large, reasonably priced and when machines break down, they are always fixed when I go back the next time. The staff is great, too.

What I hate about it is the other fucking customers. A couple weeks ago, some nigger bitch came up to me and asked me if she could borrow some of my soap. I jiggled my head to clear my ears out and said "What??!!" She asked again. I said, "You have the wrong fucking building. This is the l-a-u-n-d-r-o-m-a-t, not the fucking welfare office". The bitch had quarters to do her wash; go to the machine that sells the stuff and buy your own, don't come fucking begging to me!

Then there are the others who have screaming, wailing, obnoxious monkey-spawn running amok and wrecking shit everywhere. Anything these animals touch gets destroyed.

So what chore do you hate the most?
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#2
I hate all chores, that's why my apartment's a pig sty.
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#3
I hate food shopping all these women with little skirts on and no bras and the A.C. is on and.................

I think I hate mowing the lawn more!
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#4
I abhor having to cook, if that can be counted as a chore...There are so many other things I would rather be doing...
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#5
Chores are now my full time job.

Some I don't mind, taking my daughter to and picking her up from school, cutting the trees and shrubs back, hoovering and polishing.

But most of it is shit, washing/drying dishes, washing floors, sortingwashing out into piles etc.

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