Yeah..I'm new!

[ScratchsGirl]

Ok..so I have an avatar..lol WOOHOO

*rolls eyes*

anyways,,so I'm bored..who wants to bash me now?

[Cynical Ninja]

Royalty sucks! jmo

This post is better than all of Ordinary Asshole's posts combined. ::mushhug::

Yeah welcome to the brain dead marathon, otherwise none as the bitch pillow mutual masterbation society.

MF is easily pleased (I've seen a picture of his wife) all you have to do to gain his approval is post "Britain sucks".

Then he whines like a bitch if I have the nerve to respond.

[ScratchsGirl]

lmao

[Middle Finger]

I don't think it's really appropriate for the Queen's subject to be speaking unless spoken to.

[Sinister]

Are we really going to turn the new fish's intro thread into a personal vendetta bullshit bitch-slap fest between OP and MF?

[Maggot]

Are we really going to turn the new fish's intro thread into a personal vendetta bullshit bitch-slap fest between OP and MF?

But-but he spelled masturbation wrong!!!!

[Middle Finger]

I'll turn each and every fucking newbie thread from here on out into such a bitch slap fest if I feel like it (i.e. had too much coffee again).

[Middle Finger]

Besides, ScratchsGirl is already in according to my book. Since Scratch rids motorcycles he can wait a little more.

[Middle Finger]

Thread locked, transferring Scatch's Bitch to full access.

[Sinister]

I'll turn each and every fucking newbie thread from here on out into such a bitch slap fest if I feel like it (i.e. had too much coffee again).

Perhaps the purpose of this area of the forum would be better served were it used to determine the worthiness of the prospect? We won't learn who is acceptable with you and OP hitting each other with your purses.

[Sinister]

Since Scratch rids motorcycles he can wait a little more.

Obviously you've had so much coffee you've forgotten that you don't want to makean enemyof the Biker bitch here.

[Middle Finger]

I'm glad you're done crying about some bitching going on late in the thread.

[Sinister]

And are you done pulling hair and scratching eyes with OP?

MF, are you wearing a 60-grit tampon again???

[Middle Finger]

I love how you are pretending I've been ruining the newbie thread function. Have your "complaining drama" hat on today? Come on now, I love bitch-slapping the Queen's subject. Besides, complaining and crying like this doesn't suit you.

[Sinister]

You've had a lot of coffee today; I haven't had enough yet. So back the fuck up.

[Middle Finger]

Heh. ::b33::