Newbie...

[Duchess]

...Bonjour All...How long must I stay in the dungeon with all the "haters" ?...I need fresh air and sunshine to maintain my normally cheeky demeanor...

[Middle Finger]

How long? It really depends upon a few things. Sinister is very good at giving the details if you really need them.

[Duchess]

...Of course I really need them...How else will I know how to proceed...Bring on the details...I need a plan of action...

[Middle Finger]

Do you plan on making every post with annoying italics, just curious.

[Duchess]

I didn't realize I was...I'm not seeing that

[Middle Finger]

I didn't realize I was...I'm not seeing that

Jesus, a liar too? Perhaps you remember clicking the italic button, which has to be clicked after highlighting the words?:

None of that rings a bell, eh? ::bs::

[Duchess]

What the fuck is wrong with you jumping down my throat like that ?...Merde'

[Middle Finger]

Oh boy, you seem a little dopey. That's perfect for aggravating Sinister, the mod for this forum. I'm leaving you to her because that's what you deserve. She "loves " dopey liars. Good luck.

[Duchess]

...I'm going back to the annoying italics because you are such an annoying asshole...Bite me if you don't like it...

Not in this thread you're not.

[Middle Finger]

...I'm going back to the annoying italics because you are such an annoying asshole...Bite me if you don't like it...

I can respect the move back to annoying italics, but still, see my avatar for the full reaction.

[Duchess]

...Right back at ya...And while I'm here ~ open the poll back up ~ I want to vote...Closed polls...Closed threads...WTF

You think you can do better? Open your own fucking site, bimbo.

[Middle Finger]

Sinister locked and will be locking newbie Intro threads because these idiots sit and live in their own newbie thread forever instead of branching out.

[Duchess]

...Thanks for the explanation...Fools, wanting to hang out in their own thread...I'm anticipating the dungeon door opening and releasing me...Free to wreak havoc upon unsuspecting souls is my favorite pastime...Well, not THE favorite but, ranks up there...

[Middle Finger]

...Thanks for the explanation...Fools, wanting to hang out in their own thread...I'm anticipating the dungeon door opening and releasing me...Free to wreak havoc upon unsuspecting souls is my favorite pastime...Well, not THE favorite but, ranks up there...

What's some of your favorite pastimes, he innocently asks, attempting to get more personal information.

[Duchess]

...If you want an answer to that you are going to have to work for it...{ innocent, my ass }

[Middle Finger]

Do I have to build another fucking site for you to "work for it?"

[Duchess]

...Nope...I am exceedingly happy to have discovered this site...I plan on making myself at home and staying for the duration...Do you have a problem with that ?...If so...oops, am I talking to the admin ?...

[Middle Finger]

Now I'm really excited to hear about the favorite pastime you're withholding from me, or making me "work for." It must be something very interesting or worthwhile.

[Duchess]

...I only do interesting & worthwhile...Keep workin'...Harder

[Sinister]

This dumb cow is the type I would bitch-slap just because she's annoying. For this, you will remain in here until you can prove yourself worthy of joining those of us with an IQ above 40. And I am also going to remove all those stupid-looking italics.

You're in the wrong fucking place to be making demands.