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I just came across this in someone's sig and went to the original post...
The Antagonist
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#41
11-12-2009, 10:55 AM
Men purchasing women's products is a badge - it says "I got a woman!" and other men should be jealous of them because most men are losers anyway bouncing from relationship to relationship.
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#42
11-12-2009, 11:02 AM
Shut the fuck up with this female bleeding crap, it's gross. Oh wait, look who is beaming in here ... Lumpy ... what a shock.
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11-12-2009, 11:03 AM
(11-12-2009, 10:55 AM)The Antagonist Wrote: Men purchasing women's products is a badge - it says "I got a woman!" and other men should be jealous of them because most men are losers anyway bouncing from relationship to relationship.

Dunno, most guys I know are embarrassed about it. Even ones who've been married for like 5 years. Like I said, I find that silly and childish.
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#44
11-12-2009, 11:18 AM
(11-12-2009, 08:30 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Anyone ever have a leak while wearing white pants? Happened to me twice in my lifetime and I'm still scared by both occasions.

it happened to me in 5th grade, i was wearing a white pleated skirt. i spent the rest of the school day barricaded in the girl's room! they nearly needed the SWAT team to get me out! i was mortified. 50

















































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11-12-2009, 12:02 PM



Poor thing...That would have been very traumatic at that age.
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11-12-2009, 01:38 PM
No doubt!
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11-12-2009, 02:23 PM



Freakin' D...Hahaha...Doesn't he "sound" like he can relate in some fashion...He makes me laugh.
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11-12-2009, 03:05 PM
(11-12-2009, 02:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:


Freakin' D...Hahaha...Doesn't he "sound" like he can relate in some fashion...He makes me laugh.

I can Duch! 2nd grade. Explosive diarrhea.
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#49
11-12-2009, 04:56 PM
(11-11-2009, 06:31 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: So D's pulling sig comments off random forums without attribution or links. What a freak.

Oi, i'm the Freak:87:
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!








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11-12-2009, 05:06 PM
(11-12-2009, 04:56 PM)Freak magnet Wrote:
(11-11-2009, 06:31 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: So D's pulling sig comments off random forums without attribution or links. What a freak.

Oi, i'm the Freak:87:
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11-12-2009, 11:28 PM
(11-12-2009, 06:58 AM)Duchess Wrote: Please forgive my stupidity regarding this but, what the hell do I know 'bout it...Isn't it just your belly that gets big ?

Unfortunately, no.

Well, that's true for SOME people, mostly... the ones who just get a basketball out in front, but for the people who carry 'close and high', like I did... basically the same way a horse carries, if you can picture that.

My actual chest circumference (not my 'boobs' increased by a couple of inches. Your hipbones spread apart in a way that is usually permanent. So you may have to actually weigh LESS than you did before you got pregnant, to fit into those 'pre-pregnancy' pants.

It changes your body in some serious ways... still worth it though.
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11-12-2009, 11:31 PM
(11-12-2009, 07:54 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Tampons are one of the greatest inventions ever! My mom wouldn't let me use them because she was sure I'd be 'spoiled' meaning they'd rip my hymen so I was stuck using those fucking pads. It's like sitting in your own shit.

ditto... old fashioned bullshit thinking that is.
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