Testing Shit

[Cynical Ninja]

God help you if I turn my attention your way and my switch is on.

About as intimidating as being attacked by a meerkat with a feather duster.

God save us from the wrath of little Guido!

[LuMPyPussy]

Did someone say something? Someone insignificant and not very bright?

Shit tasters are too far beneath my notice.

[Cynical Ninja]

Putting someone on ignore is the flag of your defeat, bitch.

Or a sure and certain sign you have been bored into comatose submission.

[Middle Finger]

God help you if I turn my attention your way and my switch is on.

About as intimidating as being attacked by a meerkat with a feather duster.

God save us from the wrath of little Guido!

Ahem, some douche fag in England that raised hamsters instead of asking his girlfriend with child to marry him is CERTAINLY NOT FUCKING QUALIFIED to talk about who or what is intimidating. You are about as intimidating as a 6 month old baby holding a habitrail tube.

[Middle Finger]

Putting someone on ignore is the flag of your defeat, bitch.

Or a sure and certain sign you have been bored into comatose submission.

You know damn well, you dishonest Lumpy-like sack of bullshit, that if you put me on ignore it would be not only a defeat, it would be such a clear and embarrassing sign of your fagginess that you'd be afraid to do it for that reason alone. Lumpy just lacks the class and shame that you do. Take that last part as a pseudo compliment toward you that I am being gracious about.

[Cynical Ninja]

God help you if I turn my attention your way and my switch is on.

About as intimidating as being attacked by a meerkat with a feather duster.

God save us from the wrath of little Guido!

Ahem, some douche fag in England that raised hamsters instead of asking his girlfriend with child to marry him is CERTAINLY NOT FUCKING QUALIFIED to talk about who or what is intimidating. You are about as intimidating as a 6 month old baby holding a habitrail tube.

There are a number of facts in life like knowledge of the fact that the sun will rise in the morning, knowledge of the fact that the sun will set at night and knowledge of the fact I could beat you like a red headed stepchild with one hand tied behind my back.

All facts of life that are as true now as they have always been Guido.

[Cynical Ninja]

Putting someone on ignore is the flag of your defeat, bitch.

Or a sure and certain sign you have been bored into comatose submission.

You know damn well, you dishonest Lumpy-like sack of bullshit, that if you put me on ignore it would be not only a defeat, it would be such a clear and embarrassing sign of your fagginess that you'd be afraid to do it for that reason alone. Lumpy just lacks the class and shame that you do. Take that last part as a pseudo compliment toward you that I am being gracious about.

Lately you have been so boring, tedious, repetitive and witless it has been tempting to put your lame guinea ass on ignore but I would never do that, I enjoy ripping strips off you on a daily basis too much you latent cocksucker.

[Julie]

Did someone say something? Someone insignificant and not very bright?

Shit tasters are too far beneath my notice.

Which is why your ass is up in this thread engaging at full frontal force.

[Middle Finger]

God help you if I turn my attention your way and my switch is on.

About as intimidating as being attacked by a meerkat with a feather duster.

God save us from the wrath of little Guido!

Ahem, some douche fag in England that raised hamsters instead of asking his girlfriend with child to marry him is CERTAINLY NOT FUCKING QUALIFIED to talk about who or what is intimidating. You are about as intimidating as a 6 month old baby holding a habitrail tube.

There are a number of facts in life like knowledge of the fact that the sun will rise in the morning, knowledge of the fact that the sun will set at night and knowledge of the fact I could beat you like a red headed stepchild with one hand tied behind my back.

All facts of life that are as true now as they have always been Guido.

::lol:: Right.

[Middle Finger]

Putting someone on ignore is the flag of your defeat, bitch.

Or a sure and certain sign you have been bored into comatose submission.

You know damn well, you dishonest Lumpy-like sack of bullshit, that if you put me on ignore it would be not only a defeat, it would be such a clear and embarrassing sign of your fagginess that you'd be afraid to do it for that reason alone. Lumpy just lacks the class and shame that you do. Take that last part as a pseudo compliment toward you that I am being gracious about.

Lately you have been so boring, tedious, repetitive and witless it has been tempting to put your lame guinea ass on ignore but I would never do that, I enjoy ripping strips off you on a daily basis too much you latent cocksucker.

I think I'm pretty fucking fabulicious and fantastic. That's all that matters to someone who is secure. An insecure hamster-raising boy-man like you has to try and prove it.

[Maggot]

Who said Satan was a man? Oh yeah..........testing, testing.

[Middle Finger]

Satana?

[SyberBitch]

Laugh it up, lamers. Laugh it up. God help you if I turn my attention your way and my switch is on. Lumpy learned that lesson, which is why all she does now is go around like a sad, miserable victim, keeping me on ignore. Putting someone on ignore is the flag of your defeat, bitch.

Oh hell, don't say that.

Now that little bungtwiddler 'dickless' will think he's made of awesome because I have him on ignore.

Thanks a lot.

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:o

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:O

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[OnBendedKnee]

Starts out methodical and warmly alluring. Quickly heats to a raging boil. Cools and simmers with a light steamy froth.
I like this thread!

[Middle Finger]

::lol::