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Fucking Hypocrite
#21
Nice to see your wife is agreeable to you referring to her as an object and not a person.

"The" wife? she should slap you.
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#22
(12-04-2009, 12:59 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: Nice to see your wife is agreeable to you referring to her as an object and not a person.

"The" wife? she should slap you.

Thats an injoke between me and the wife, "cup of tea please the wife", "change the channel please the wife".

She refers to me as - the hobbit, frodo slaggins, the sassenach, Mr Mcgrew and Glenny wenny spend a penny. i.e - "have you paid the phone bill online yet frodo?"
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#23



Hahahahahahaha......
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#24
All ugly little red hairy things she got you pegged as. She's accurate.

Calling her 'the wife' to those not in the loop of your joke makes her look like a tool.
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#25
Isn't it Frodo Baggins and not Slaggins?
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#26
(12-04-2009, 01:09 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: All ugly little red hairy things she got you pegged as. She's accurate.

Calling her 'the wife' to those not in the loop of your joke makes her look like a tool.

You are now in the loop so shut the fuck up.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#27
(12-04-2009, 11:37 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:
(12-04-2009, 10:39 AM)sally Wrote: It's part of his mental disorder, he probally doesn't even remember saying that. Now that he's been cured of the shadow people, they're working on narrowing down his multiple, hypocritical, prick-like personalities to just one.

That was uncanny, Sally! Almost like Frank had his hand up your ass working your mouth like a ventriloquist dummy.

Shut the hell up, she was doing great!
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#28
(12-04-2009, 01:10 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: Isn't it Frodo Baggins and not Slaggins?

She changed it to make me sound like a slag - slaggins.

Whenever she gets a little pimple on her face I refer to her as "Mary queen of spots" or just "Mary" all the time everyday until it goes away.

If I ever get dry skin on my arms she calls me the "singing detective" or just "detective".

If my hair is getting long she calls me "Worzel" (Worzel Gummidge was a kids show about a scarecrow) until I get it cut.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#29
(12-04-2009, 12:55 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-04-2009, 12:46 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: you're the ONLY one that is so inept with it.



:;wave:: Ima lazy retard too...There, I've said it...You all can mock me till pigs fly, I just don't care.

You've figured out how to work the little buttons though.
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#30
There's a guy at work that has crazy hair until he gets it cut and I call him Ludwig. He probably has no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, but it amuses me.
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#31
(12-04-2009, 01:13 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(12-04-2009, 11:37 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:
(12-04-2009, 10:39 AM)sally Wrote: It's part of his mental disorder, he probally doesn't even remember saying that. Now that he's been cured of the shadow people, they're working on narrowing down his multiple, hypocritical, prick-like personalities to just one.

That was uncanny, Sally! Almost like Frank had his hand up your ass working your mouth like a ventriloquist dummy.

Shut the hell up, she was doing great!


No, I was not doing great. That was the nastiest fucking thing anyone has ever said to me. And it was true because you've been polluting every thread with your same old shit and it's worn off on me.
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#32
I always get blamed for everything.
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