12-17-2009, 03:50 PM
I heard anywhere up to 2 feet of the vile stuff. I need to throw some cinderblocks in the bed of the truck for ballast.
It's 52 degrees...
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12-17-2009, 03:50 PM
I heard anywhere up to 2 feet of the vile stuff. I need to throw some cinderblocks in the bed of the truck for ballast.
12-17-2009, 03:52 PM
(12-17-2009, 03:50 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: I heard anywhere up to 2 feet of the vile stuff. I need to throw some cinderblocks in the bed of the truck for ballast. 2 feet by you!? Weird how it is forecasted to be so little by me then. Oh well, goes to show you how spotty it can be.
12-17-2009, 03:53 PM
(12-17-2009, 03:44 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:(12-17-2009, 03:41 PM)Duchess Wrote: which is still 'monolithic' in comparison to your lady gaga 'appendage'...::bana::
Fug duh kund
12-17-2009, 03:54 PM
(12-17-2009, 03:53 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote:(12-17-2009, 03:44 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:(12-17-2009, 03:41 PM)Duchess Wrote: What is average? I think I'm around 7 inches when aroused. I will measure for my fellow Mockers - something I have NEVER done, can you believe that?
12-17-2009, 03:57 PM
Please, you don't have to measure your acorn of a cock for my benefit.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
12-17-2009, 04:09 PM
Just so you know size does matter Frank. You might want to check that idea, some of us ladies might laugh.
Isn't average around 9" anyway?
12-17-2009, 04:11 PM
(12-17-2009, 03:54 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:(12-17-2009, 03:53 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote:(12-17-2009, 03:44 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:(12-17-2009, 03:41 PM)Duchess Wrote: Wow I just can't believe it. I do believe that you stand in front of the mirror with it tucked back while singing show tunes and pretending to be a female, homo
12-17-2009, 04:13 PM
OK that made me laugh sally. Thank you.
12-17-2009, 08:44 PM
(12-17-2009, 09:30 AM)jackboots Wrote: it's 25 F here today, and supposed to remain that warm. and MAYBE we will get some snow on the weekend. i hear OP and Freak might get a huge blizzard. We're supposed to get up to a foot of snow on Saturday. I realize that isn't a HUGE amount, but it will be a pita if it happens.
12-17-2009, 08:45 PM
12-17-2009, 08:49 PM
I really don't know my length, I was just guessing, not even sure how long 7" looks. I will let you guys know later tonight (I am serious)!
12-17-2009, 08:49 PM
(12-17-2009, 03:54 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:(12-17-2009, 03:53 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote:(12-17-2009, 03:44 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:(12-17-2009, 03:41 PM)Duchess Wrote: 'average' is supposed to be 6". I tend to think that most guys measure from their asshole though.
12-17-2009, 09:01 PM
(12-17-2009, 08:49 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I really don't know my length, I was just guessing, not even sure how long 7" looks. I will let you guys know later tonight (I am serious)! You're not sure how long 7" looks? What are you, retarded? We are not concerned about how long your johnson is, don't even bother. Really, it's ok.
12-17-2009, 11:26 PM
Well I sure could use a good laugh right about now.
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