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What keeps you sane?
#61
(12-31-2009, 02:31 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I dunno what that means, fiddly. It's uneven though, the final bracelet was quite nice.

complicated and awkward.
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!








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#62
I do dog agility, gives the bloody dog something to do and keeps me fit at the same time.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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#63
OOH Lumpy those are nice! I love stuff like that.
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#64
(12-31-2009, 01:08 PM)Freak magnet Wrote:
(12-30-2009, 07:23 PM)twisteroo Wrote:
(12-30-2009, 12:00 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I like playing Mahjong on my iphone while I'm having my daily constitutional.
I guess I should have done a multi-quote....
Anyway...I usually look at some porn or a bike mag, or brush the cat, listen to the radio, clean my ears, clip my nails, drink a cup of tea, make a call, plan my escape, you know, just the normal stuff.

let me get this right, You have a wank while taking a dump?92

If a wank is a cup of tea, then yes.
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#65
Hahahaha!
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#66
How the hell can you wank when you're poopin? I would think the poopin part would distract your from the wankin part.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#67
I had an orgasm once when I was peeing. Probably built up... hasn't happened again.
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#68
(12-31-2009, 01:41 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I also made a byzantine chain for my friend that looked very similar to this (took me forever making all those links, too):

:o ooooh
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#69
(12-31-2009, 02:21 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I found my first attempt in copper and brass... the photo is blurry, sorry about that.

Very cool, Lumpy!
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#70
(12-31-2009, 02:48 PM)Jurassic Wrote: I do dog agility, gives the bloody dog something to do and keeps me fit at the same time.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

That's fun. What kind of dog do you have?
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#71
(12-31-2009, 10:20 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 02:48 PM)Jurassic Wrote: I do dog agility, gives the bloody dog something to do and keeps me fit at the same time.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

That's fun. What kind of dog do you have?

Lakeland Terrier, looks more like a Fell or Patterdale though.
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#72
(12-31-2009, 08:07 PM)ramseycat Wrote: How the hell can you wank when you're poopin? I would think the poopin part would distract your from the wankin part.

I never said I wank while I poop, I just read porn.
Everything porn related doesn't result in a jerk off session, at least not with me, but I'm not 15 any more.
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#73
Lumpy, make me a bicycle chain bracelet for valenitne's day, I'll thank you profusely, I promise.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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#74
(12-31-2009, 04:04 PM)twisteroo Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 01:08 PM)Freak magnet Wrote:
(12-30-2009, 07:23 PM)twisteroo Wrote:
(12-30-2009, 12:00 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I like playing Mahjong on my iphone while I'm having my daily constitutional.
I guess I should have done a multi-quote....
Anyway...I usually look at some porn or a bike mag, or brush the cat, listen to the radio, clean my ears, clip my nails, drink a cup of tea, make a call, plan my escape, you know, just the normal stuff.

let me get this right, You have a wank while taking a dump?92

If a wank is a cup of tea, then yes.

You said you look at porn while on the shitterSmiley_emoticons_slash
...I'd have thought it would put you off your stride.
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#75
(12-31-2009, 08:28 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I had an orgasm once when I was peeing. Probably built up... hasn't happened again.

:.|
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!








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#76
(01-01-2010, 09:20 AM)Freak magnet Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 04:04 PM)twisteroo Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 01:08 PM)Freak magnet Wrote:
(12-30-2009, 07:23 PM)twisteroo Wrote:
(12-30-2009, 12:00 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I like playing Mahjong on my iphone while I'm having my daily constitutional.
I guess I should have done a multi-quote....
Anyway...I usually look at some porn or a bike mag, or brush the cat, listen to the radio, clean my ears, clip my nails, drink a cup of tea, make a call, plan my escape, you know, just the normal stuff.

let me get this right, You have a wank while taking a dump?92

If a wank is a cup of tea, then yes.

You said you look at porn while on the shitterSmiley_emoticons_slash
...I'd have thought it would put you off your stride.

Nah, I'll look at an outdoor magazine while on the crapper too, but it doesn't make me want to climb a tree while I'm pinching one off.
I'm gonna give up on porn, I'm gonna get rid of the 700 pounds of foldable porn I have saved and stop buying any new porn.
I'm gonna read a book this year instead of porn.
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#77
(01-01-2010, 09:30 AM)twisteroo Wrote:
(01-01-2010, 09:20 AM)Freak magnet Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 04:04 PM)twisteroo Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 01:08 PM)Freak magnet Wrote:
(12-30-2009, 07:23 PM)twisteroo Wrote:
(12-30-2009, 12:00 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I like playing Mahjong on my iphone while I'm having my daily constitutional.
I guess I should have done a multi-quote....
Anyway...I usually look at some porn or a bike mag, or brush the cat, listen to the radio, clean my ears, clip my nails, drink a cup of tea, make a call, plan my escape, you know, just the normal stuff.

let me get this right, You have a wank while taking a dump?92

If a wank is a cup of tea, then yes.

You said you look at porn while on the shitterSmiley_emoticons_slash
...I'd have thought it would put you off your stride.

Nah, I'll look at an outdoor magazine while on the crapper too, but it doesn't make me want to climb a tree while I'm pinching one off.
I'm gonna give up on porn, I'm gonna get rid of the 700 pounds of foldable porn I have saved and stop buying any new porn.
I'm gonna read a book this year instead of porn.

You might want to unstick the pages before giving them to MF :|
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!








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#78
(01-01-2010, 09:30 AM)twisteroo Wrote:
(01-01-2010, 09:20 AM)Freak magnet Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 04:04 PM)twisteroo Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 01:08 PM)Freak magnet Wrote:
(12-30-2009, 07:23 PM)twisteroo Wrote:
(12-30-2009, 12:00 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I like playing Mahjong on my iphone while I'm having my daily constitutional.
I guess I should have done a multi-quote....
Anyway...I usually look at some porn or a bike mag, or brush the cat, listen to the radio, clean my ears, clip my nails, drink a cup of tea, make a call, plan my escape, you know, just the normal stuff.

let me get this right, You have a wank while taking a dump?92

If a wank is a cup of tea, then yes.

You said you look at porn while on the shitterSmiley_emoticons_slash
...I'd have thought it would put you off your stride.

Nah, I'll look at an outdoor magazine while on the crapper too, but it doesn't make me want to climb a tree while I'm pinching one off.
I'm gonna give up on porn, I'm gonna get rid of the 700 pounds of foldable porn I have saved and stop buying any new porn.
I'm gonna read a book this year instead of porn.

Got a girlfriend, huh? Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#79
(01-01-2010, 07:55 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:
(01-01-2010, 09:30 AM)twisteroo Wrote:
(01-01-2010, 09:20 AM)Freak magnet Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 04:04 PM)twisteroo Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 01:08 PM)Freak magnet Wrote:
(12-30-2009, 07:23 PM)twisteroo Wrote:
(12-30-2009, 12:00 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I like playing Mahjong on my iphone while I'm having my daily constitutional.
I guess I should have done a multi-quote....
Anyway...I usually look at some porn or a bike mag, or brush the cat, listen to the radio, clean my ears, clip my nails, drink a cup of tea, make a call, plan my escape, you know, just the normal stuff.

let me get this right, You have a wank while taking a dump?92

If a wank is a cup of tea, then yes.

You said you look at porn while on the shitterSmiley_emoticons_slash
...I'd have thought it would put you off your stride.

Nah, I'll look at an outdoor magazine while on the crapper too, but it doesn't make me want to climb a tree while I'm pinching one off.
I'm gonna give up on porn, I'm gonna get rid of the 700 pounds of foldable porn I have saved and stop buying any new porn.
I'm gonna read a book this year instead of porn.

Got a girlfriend, huh? Smiley_emoticons_wink

Sounds like I might have just gotten an offer.Smiley_emoticons_slash
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#80


Multiple quote posting bitches...Off with your heads !..16
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