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Fight club
#41
I'm sure something has pissed me off that the Cracker Barrel, not enough to fistfight the CEO, but I know where you are coming from. I'd fight the CEO of Arby's if I were given the chance.
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#42
(01-11-2010, 08:09 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I love the County Fried Steak at Cracker Barrell.

Grits? Not so much.


Everything they make either sucks or is barely mediocre. Any little coffee shop could make it 10 times better and so could I. That place pisses me off. Obviously you and millions of others have never had a decent country meal to know any better.
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#43
if he hadn't cheated the state of florida by dying of cancer on death row, i would have enjoyed ripping john couey limb from limb... after gouging out his eyeballs with rusty barbed wire and pouring caustic acid on his shriveled dick and jamming a white-hot poker up his arse.

















































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#44
Hey Sally, I'll make you some grits. I've had a decent country meal and I know how to make good grits.

I gave up eating out on a regular basis because I can cook the food way better. Why should I pay for mediocre food and service?
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#45
(01-11-2010, 08:19 PM)jackboots Wrote: if he hadn't cheated the state of florida by dying of cancer on death row, i would have enjoyed ripping john couey limb from limb... after gouging out his eyeballs with rusty barbed wire and pouring caustic acid on his shriveled dick and jamming a white-hot poker up his arse.

Wow... :o ... all I wanted to do was go toe to toe with Dr Phil.
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#46
(01-11-2010, 08:20 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: Hey Sally, I'll make you some grits. I've had a decent country meal and I know how to make good grits.

I gave up eating out on a regular basis because I can cook the food way better. Why should I pay for mediocre food and service?


We don't eat out much either because of the same reason. I make it much better at home and we're usually dissapointed. There are a few restaurants that I would give rave reviews, but they are far and few between.

We stopped in South Carolina for what was supposed to be the worlds best BBQ, Ha! It sucked and gave my husband the shits for a week ::lol::
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#47
Oh and I agree, Dr. Phil needs to be bitch slapped, especially when he starts talking about porn addiction. Fucking creepy scumbag probally picks up hookers and beats them.
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#48
My Mom is from Oklahoma and makes the best Country Fried Steak eva!!! Chicken and dumplings. Biscuits and gravy. It's a good thing she doesn't cook as much any more or my ass would need it's own zip code.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#49
(01-11-2010, 06:50 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(01-11-2010, 06:09 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: Julia Roberts... 90

Why her? She seems harmless enough.

Smiley_emoticons_kotz

She makes me want to take a grater to her face. She's such a damned superficial twit.

(Errrr - thought I should clarify that I'm talking about Julia Roberts... not Ramsey) ::lol::
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#50
(01-11-2010, 09:13 PM)ramseycat Wrote: It's a good thing she doesn't cook as much any more or my ass would need it's own zip code.

A little help? This is too good of a set up to let go.
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#51
Rush Limbaugh.... I can't stand knowing the fact he's born on the same day as me harumphing around the airwaves with his uptight bullshit.

Fucking ruined my birthday forever.
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#52
Rush Limbaugh was born on the same day as you?

::lol::

I wonder how accurate star sign traits really are?

I was born on the same day as Pol Pot and Stalin.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#53
(01-12-2010, 10:36 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: and Stalin.

That explains why you're such a communist cock sucker.
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#54
(01-12-2010, 10:36 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Rush Limbaugh was born on the same day as you?

::lol::

I wonder how accurate star sign traits really are?

I was born on the same day as Pol Pot and Stalin.

So was Howard Stern and Ava Gardner.

I just found out Rob Zombie is on today's list! Now that makes up for that nasty Limbaugh!
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#55
http://www.historyorb.com/today/birthdays.php

That's a pretty cool list too.
I'm sure there's a ton of them out there, I never bothered until today!
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#56
(01-12-2010, 09:28 AM)The Antagonist Wrote: Rush Limbaugh.... I can't stand knowing the fact he's born on the same day as me harumphing around the airwaves with his uptight bullshit.

Fucking ruined my birthday forever.

Egad... Poor you. :(
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#57
(01-12-2010, 11:07 AM)The Antagonist Wrote: http://www.historyorb.com/today/birthdays.php

That's a pretty cool list too.
I'm sure there's a ton of them out there, I never bothered until today!

Man, I got the fucking B list.
Quote:1765 - Robert Fulton, built 1st coml steamboat
1916 - Sherwood Schwartz, Passaic NJ, TV creator (Brady Bunch, Gilligan Is)
1929 - McLean Stevenson, Normal Ill, actor (M*A*S*H, Hello Larry)
1947 - P J O'Rourke, writer (Easy Money)
1964 - Rev Run, American rapper
1974 - Adam Walsh, American murder victim (d. 1981)

And they had to throw Adam Walsh in there, sad, sad, fucking story.
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#58
Whereas I have kick ass figures like Joan of Arc and King Richard IInd
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#59
I got Megan Fox and Pierce Brosnan.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#60
(01-12-2010, 02:13 PM)D Wrote: Whereas I have kick ass figures like Joan of Arc and King Richard IInd
yes...Joan of Arc was hot. 2250

i got a lot of composers and hillary clinton. 52

















































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