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(01-13-2010, 08:17 PM)ramseycat Wrote: (01-13-2010, 08:12 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (01-13-2010, 08:08 PM)ramseycat Wrote: (01-13-2010, 04:46 PM)Duchess Wrote: (01-13-2010, 04:37 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: Ah fuck it... be glad you don't have big boobs. They're a pain in the ass. I hate 'em.
38D...Thanks...
38?!?!?! You are a 38?!?!? Holy shit you are way bigger around than I am and I am 45 and have had two kids. I am a 34c. I don't know Duches, but you might need to back away from the buffet table once in a while.
34c now were talkin ,I think I dreamed about you? that is if those 34c's are attached to 110 pound 5'7' Redhead?
Sorry Baby, 5'4 on a good day with light brown hair, green eyes.
are you willing to stand on a phone book and dye your hair? 
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(01-13-2010, 08:21 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (01-13-2010, 08:17 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Sorry Baby, 5'4 on a good day with light brown hair, green eyes.
are you willing to stand on a phone book and dye your hair?
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well? WTF a man only gets what he makes for himself. 
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(01-13-2010, 08:25 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Your dick in a blender?
I don't think I can top that.
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(01-13-2010, 08:25 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Your dick in a blender?
jesus christ lumpy do you think you can stay on topic?  poor thing just can't get her shit together today.
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(01-13-2010, 08:08 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I don't know Duches, but you might need to back away from the buffet table once in a while.
If I ever eat at a buffet I'll be sure to give your words all the consideration they are due.
(01-13-2010, 08:28 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (01-13-2010, 08:25 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Your dick in a blender?
jesus christ lumpy do you think you can stay on topic? poor thing just can't get her shit together today.
I'll remember to quote you from now on so you can't pull a chicken shit move like that again.
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(01-13-2010, 08:35 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: (01-13-2010, 08:28 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (01-13-2010, 08:25 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Your dick in a blender?
jesus christ lumpy do you think you can stay on topic? poor thing just can't get her shit together today.
I'll remember to quote you from now on so you can't pull a chicken shit move like that again.
Ya, ummm ok lumpy whatever you say. 
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Trouble making bastard...You know exactly why she made that comment...And since when did staying on topic mean anything in Mock...Not only are you a dick, you are a big fuckin' asshole too.
(01-13-2010, 08:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: What's red and green and goes 100 miles an hour in a 4 inch circle?
Your dick in a blender?
I was thinking 'speedometer', but I don't think they have green on them.
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Jesus you two are fucking bitchy.
to bad since you just got finished fucking bitching all over the forum for more interesting stuff.
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(01-13-2010, 08:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Trouble making bastard...You know exactly why she made that comment...And since when did staying on topic mean anything in Mock...Not only are you a dick, you are a big fuckin' asshole too.
my point exactly.
since when does any of this shit mean anything?::lol::
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(01-13-2010, 09:04 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: I was thinking 'speedometer', but I don't think they have green on them.
They can have green on them... when I drove race car (yeah yeah, I know, for all of three races and I wrecked in the 3 rd for those who don't know, and never raced again) my speedo was neon orange on blue illuminated numerals. And that was per my request so I could see it. All my gages were custom, the rest of the car was just a dirt track race car... plane jane as hell lol. #7 and I wasn't all that good either.
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(01-13-2010, 08:08 PM)ramseycat Wrote: (01-13-2010, 04:46 PM)Duchess Wrote: (01-13-2010, 04:37 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: Ah fuck it... be glad you don't have big boobs. They're a pain in the ass. I hate 'em.
38D...Thanks...
38?!?!?! You are a 38?!?!? Holy shit you are way bigger around than I am and I am 45 and have had two kids. I am a 34c. I don't know Duches, but you might need to back away from the buffet table once in a while.
You obviously do not know how to measure for bra sizes. 38 does not indicate fat.
That pic I posted of me at the bottom of that waterfall - I'm 110 pounds there and a 36 D.... did I look fat? NO. STFU at your poor attempt to join in the fray.
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(01-13-2010, 10:42 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: You obviously do not know how to measure for bra sizes. 38 does not indicate fat.
That pic I posted of me at the bottom of that waterfall - I'm 110 pounds there and a 36 D.... did I look fat? NO. STFU at your poor attempt to join in the fray.
It depends on who measures you too. I *thought* I was a 38 C until the woman at Nordstroms swung me around by my ill fitting bra strap and proclaimed me a 34 D. I think she just enjoyed making me feel like an ass. Fuck her anyway. I buy 36's. They're more comfy.
How did this become a bra size comparison? And if you're gonna do so, POST SOME GOD DAMNED PICS!
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(01-13-2010, 10:56 PM)D Wrote: How did this become a bra size comparison? And if you're gonna do so, POST SOME GOD DAMNED PICS!
One slight correction to D's post, those bras need to be full of tits.:B
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(01-13-2010, 11:03 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (01-13-2010, 10:56 PM)D Wrote: How did this become a bra size comparison? And if you're gonna do so, POST SOME GOD DAMNED PICS!
One slight correction to D's post, those bras need to be full of tits.:B
[confused]
That was my request... I want some pictures of the BOOBAGES being compared for bra sizes.
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