So...

[WhiskeyTaintgo]

lol

[Duchess]

It's now official, Mock has completed the process of morphing into a soup chicken haven...

[The Antagonist]

Someone put an end to this shit please.

[LuMPyPussy]

I learned a new word from this thread. One I'll never use and will probably forget... oops, already forgotton.

[sally]

I don't mind it. Is the baby kicking yet, do you have any hemorrhoids or heartburn, are you worried about shitting on the bed while giving birth?

Everybody shits on the bed unless they have a c-section or days of enemas.

If that were more publicized, there would be less teen pregnancy.

It didn't happen to me either time. I know because my nosey mom was in the room and would have told me and everyone else about it, she's embarrassing like that. I've just heard about it happening to other women.

[LuMPyPussy]

I've shit the bed before I wasn't even pregnant.

[Middle Finger]

Disgusting low-class hag.

[LuMPyPussy]

But I was thinking about you at the time it happened, Frank.

[Middle Finger]

You're not even a lady. I'm sick of you.

[sally]

You're not even a lady. I'm sick of you.

So I take it that you don't think she's snappy and sassy ::lol::

[LuMPyPussy]

I was picturing that photo of you with the 'ew-I-just-got-shit-in-my-mouth' expression and it stimulated my bowels to produce. So I guess it was a little like giving birth.

[LuMPyPussy]

You're not even a lady. I'm sick of you.

So I take it that you don't think she's snappy and sassy ::lol::

He prefers racist psychos with prescription drug abuse problems.

[Cynical Ninja]

This thread makes me pray for immediate thermo-nuclear annihilation.

[Cynical Ninja]

Seriously, do you know who is genuinely interested in baby anecdotes? the parents of that baby.

Do you know who is genuinely bored to the point of suicide by baby anecdotes? everyone else in the entire world.

[Duchess]

You ain't kiddin'.

What the fuck is this shit doing in Mock...It's obscene, goddamnit...These bitches are the absolute definition of a soup chicken & all that it entails...Take this bullshit to your motherfucking mommie forums where it belongs...The only people that find this crap interesting are other soup chickens...Jesus Christ.

[sally]

Seriously, do you know who is genuinely interested in baby anecdotes? the parents of that baby.

Do you know who is genuinely bored to the point of suicide by baby anecdotes? everyone else in the entire world.

There has been talk of hamsters every mother fucking god damn day here for the past year. I really don't think one little thread about having a baby is going to ruin the forum.

[Cynical Ninja]

Seriously, do you know who is genuinely interested in baby anecdotes? the parents of that baby.

Do you know who is genuinely bored to the point of suicide by baby anecdotes? everyone else in the entire world.

There has been talk of hamsters every mother fucking god damn day here for the past year. I really don't think one little thread about having a baby is going to ruin the forum.

Hey I never fucking mention hamsters around here.

You've got Mohammed the shoe bomber to thank for that.

[Duchess]

There is no place in Mock for that shit, Sally...Jesus Christ, one of them is already posting family photos...If that's what you people want, take it the fuck OUT of Mock...I'm not going to be quiet about this & I'll rag on you fuckers every motherfuckin' day if I have to...Read my font, this is Mock, it's not a family forum, what's so fuckin' hard to understand about that.

[sally]

Hey, it's not me starting the threads. I really don't have any interest in that kind of bullshit either, I didn't even show up for my own baby shower.

[LuMPyPussy]

Seriously, do you know who is genuinely interested in baby anecdotes? the parents of that baby.

Do you know who is genuinely bored to the point of suicide by baby anecdotes? everyone else in the entire world.

There has been talk of hamsters every mother fucking god damn day here for the past year. I really don't think one little thread about having a baby is going to ruin the forum.

Hey I never fucking mention hamsters around here.

You've got Mohammed the shoe bomber to thank for that.