So...

[WhiskeyTaintgo]

Seriously, do you know who is genuinely interested in baby anecdotes? the parents of that baby.

Do you know who is genuinely bored to the point of suicide by baby anecdotes? everyone else in the entire world.

So very true.

[LuMPyPussy]

I tried to derail it but Mohammed the Shoe Bomber fucked it up. (Thanks go out to OP for coining that phrase for Frank.)

[WhiskeyTaintgo]

There is no place in Mock for that shit, Sally...Jesus Christ, one of them is already posting family photos...If that's what you people want, take it the fuck OUT of Mock...I'm not going to be quiet about this & I'll rag on you fuckers every motherfuckin' day if I have to...Read my font, this is Mock, it's not a family forum, what's so fuckin' hard to understand about that.

My picture is hardly a family photo. Be lucky I didnt post an ACTUAL family photo. Come on now, lighten up sweet cheeks.

[Duchess]

My picture is hardly a family photo. Be lucky I didnt post an ACTUAL family photo. Come on now, lighten up sweet cheeks.

I wasn't refering to you, Useless posted pix of her entire family in Mock...Hahaha...Who the fuck does that ?

You shouldn't be around negativity right now, good vibes only...You should be nesting like a good lil' soup chicken...

[LuMPyPussy]

No kidding, think how she would've reacted if you had posted THIS:

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[WhiskeyTaintgo]

My picture is hardly a family photo. Be lucky I didnt post an ACTUAL family photo. Come on now, lighten up sweet cheeks.

I wasn't refering to you, Useless posted pix of her entire family in Mock...Hahaha...Who the fuck does that ?

You shouldn't be around negativity right now, good vibes only...You should be nesting like a good lil' soup chicken...

Sorry, lol. I ASSumed it was me..

[Duchess]

Target practice

[sally]

We tried taking a family photo for Christmas, but it didn't come out so well. I looked like a slut and my husband looks like a Russian terrorist.

[D]

I looked like a slut and my husband looks like a Russian terrorist.

::biglol::

[Middle Finger]

Seriously, do you know who is genuinely interested in baby anecdotes? the parents of that baby.

Do you know who is genuinely bored to the point of suicide by baby anecdotes? everyone else in the entire world.

There has been talk of hamsters every mother fucking god damn day here for the past year. I really don't think one little thread about having a baby is going to ruin the forum.

::lol::

[Duchess]

If these cluckers can talk about their suburban bullshit then I can talk about my darling puppy ~

Belle' rings the bells to go out to her "special place" in the yard..:B

She also rings them when she just wants to play outside too..::lol::

[Duchess]

Or I can start posting about horseracing & therapy for injured racehorses...That's got to be at least as interesting as shitting the bed during childbirth...Gawd.

[Duchess]

Or how about, The Adventures Of Duchess In The Kitchen...WooHoo...We had to disconnect the smoke alarms in the kitchen...I don't like to cook & my effort is often half assed at best...I feel no shame in regards to that 'cuz I excell in other things...I keep a beautiful home & my whites are the whitest...Oh, and I never look like a slob in public.

[Duchess]

I haven't had a hairbrush in my hair in YEARS !...When I stopped blowing it straight I let it return to its wild nature & it's a tousled mess more than halfway down my back...Actually, if I tilt my head back just a little it touches the top of my ass...

Isn't this some fascinating bullshit..

[The Antagonist]

Congratulations on Belle ringing the bells to go out! Didn't I tell you they take to that very quickly? My dogs ring them when we are on the phone or to go play like your dog.

[Duchess]

It was amazingly quick !...The very first time she did it I was standing right there & she did it with her nose...I thought she was brilliant & that's exactly what I told Cowboy when I called to tell him..

[username]

Isn't this some fascinating bullshit..

Slightly more palatable than your wet dream posts about Frank.

[Duchess]

Ah shaddup...or I'll start showing pictures of my house.

[sally]

I shaved my vagina hairs into a little heart, dyed it pink and glued rubies and other gems to it

[LuMPyPussy]

Sounds like it would kind of hurt when you sit down.