(01-24-2010, 05:27 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: Julie Fanoolie the big fat liar. You know I just realized you were on here posting early today - late morning. Now it's late afternoon and a few posts in between.
Your husband must have some special superfast shortcut to NYC from the DC area to have a short trip for a spa treatment, baby shower and back home. Unless you're on a laptop so occupied with the need to be on here you're not giving your full attention to your family and the day's events?
I know for a fact it's at least a 4 hour drive with no traffic and breaking the speed limit to NYC from DC.
She went on an imaginary trip with her imaginary husband and child to see her imaginary friends. It's not a long trip when it's all inside her mind.
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(01-24-2010, 05:24 PM)sally Wrote: (01-24-2010, 02:24 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Why would she need her husband to drive her to the spa anyway? Is he getting a matching facial and Brazilian?
This is the conversation when Julie and her husband pull up to the spa.
Julie's husband - God damn woman, you aint learned how to drive yet, you almost took out that old white lady.
Julie - That was no accident, I was trying to hit that bitch. Shut your mouth or I'll run your black ass over too.
Spa lady #1 - Oh shit, here comes Julie and Tiberius.
Spa lady #2 - I took her last time, it's your turn now bitch.
Spa lady #1 - Fuck!!!!
Julie - Hey girls, I hope you pale faces have the wax ready cause I'm like a grizzly bear down there.
Tiberius - Good lord she ain't lying, God damn! Hahahahaha.
Spa lady #1 - I'll meet you in room # 3, Julie.   :
My husband would never use the word "aint"....
My mom drove me beccause he was working on his paper...
The spa is run by Hispanics...
Nice try though.
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(01-24-2010, 05:32 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: (01-24-2010, 05:27 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: Julie Fanoolie the big fat liar. You know I just realized you were on here posting early today - late morning. Now it's late afternoon and a few posts in between.
Your husband must have some special superfast shortcut to NYC from the DC area to have a short trip for a spa treatment, baby shower and back home. Unless you're on a laptop so occupied with the need to be on here you're not giving your full attention to your family and the day's events?
I know for a fact it's at least a 4 hour drive with no traffic and breaking the speed limit to NYC from DC.
She went on an imaginary trip with her imaginary husband and child to see her imaginary friends. It's not a long trip when it's all inside her mind.
You would know all about imaginary friends & imaginary lovers.
God - your fingers must stink.
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How does this make me paranoid?
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Why do you have to label the people who run the spa? Is there some point you need to make labeling people? Are you a bigot as well as a racist? Who fucking cares what ethnicity they are? Well, besides you, obviously.
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Why would someone lie about driving a few hours, getting some female grooming time in, and going to a baby shower?
That was just strange, Ant...really really strange.
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(01-24-2010, 05:40 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: Why do you have to label the people who run the spa? Is there some point you need to make labeling people? Are you a bigot as well as a racist? Who fucking cares what ethnicity they are? Well, besides you, obviously.
I don't care. The story mentioned a character saying something about White people.
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(01-24-2010, 05:35 PM)Julie Wrote: (01-24-2010, 05:32 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: (01-24-2010, 05:27 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: Julie Fanoolie the big fat liar. You know I just realized you were on here posting early today - late morning. Now it's late afternoon and a few posts in between.
Your husband must have some special superfast shortcut to NYC from the DC area to have a short trip for a spa treatment, baby shower and back home. Unless you're on a laptop so occupied with the need to be on here you're not giving your full attention to your family and the day's events?
I know for a fact it's at least a 4 hour drive with no traffic and breaking the speed limit to NYC from DC.
She went on an imaginary trip with her imaginary husband and child to see her imaginary friends. It's not a long trip when it's all inside her mind.
You would know all about imaginary friends & imaginary lovers.
God - your fingers must stink.
Just sniffed 'em, they smell a little like the grapefruit soap I just used. But hey, it's your fantasy, I'm happy to help.
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I've become fond of Dick.
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Really?
How's that going to affect your relationship with Lumpy?
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 ...Dick the Mocker...Jesus Christ
(01-24-2010, 05:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I've become fond of Dick.
That's gonna set off a round of furious masturbation by the men in here.
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(01-24-2010, 05:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:
...Dick the Mocker...Jesus Christ
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(01-24-2010, 05:10 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: The men in here might know better what I'm talking about.
I removed your link to porn. No porn or links to porn. Thanks for understanding.
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I figured you'd remove it. But the stuck up one needed to know what it was.
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Well stop posting things you think I might have to remove - you've been making a bad habit of that lately and it upsets me.
Hey Frank, I posted a link to a photo of a vagina smoking a cigarette but I'm not sure what thread it's in. Sorry.
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(01-24-2010, 06:37 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Well stop posting things you think I might have to remove - you've been making a bad habit of that lately and it upsets me.
I'm only trying to live up to your expectations of lacking common sense.
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(01-24-2010, 06:37 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Hey Frank, I posted a link to a photo of a vagina smoking a cigarette but I'm not sure what thread it's in. Sorry.
That's OK. If you keep pushing those kind of buttons one of them will open the shuttle door and suck you out to space where you can live out your fantasy of being cold and alone.
In space, no one can hear you fart.
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