Woe Is Me! Oh the Pain!

[Julie]

It will take as long as it takes.

I realize you will be on pins and needles in agony until I decide; however, I care about my amusement more than I care about your mental health.

[Middle Finger]

I'm as familiar with dandruff as you are with a living penis.

You must be bald!

[The Antagonist]

No one is on pins and needles, Julie. Your answer only proves what a flake you are.

[SyberBitch]

No, that's not it. I am still considering things.

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[Julie]

Apparently Ant does. She keeps inquiring.

[LuMPyPussy]

I'm as familiar with dandruff as you are with a living penis.

You must be bald!

I've been married twice and I've given more blow jobs than you've received in your entire life. Retard.

Stupid comparison, Julie's grasping.

[Julie]

TWO FAILED MARRIAGES?

Holy cow!

[Middle Finger]

TWO FAILED MARRIAGES?

Holy cow!

Isn't that shocking, given her propensity to engage in gross, sadistic material, drama-queen game-playing, and chronic woe is me complaining? I know I'm shocked.

[sally]

I'm as familiar with dandruff as you are with a living penis.

You must be bald!

I've been married twice and I've given more blow jobs than you've received in your entire life. Retard.

I'm not so sure about that, Lumpy. You'd be surprised how many blow jobs you can get with just 20 bucks and some homeless fillipino boys.

[Middle Finger]

I'm as familiar with dandruff as you are with a living penis.

You must be bald!

I've been married twice and I've given more blow jobs than you've received in your entire life. Retard.

I'm not so sure about that, Lumpy. You'd be surprised how many blow jobs you can get with just 20 bucks and some homeless fillipino boys.

Actually, D blows me for free as long as I keep that gay 1^st, 2^nd, etc. numerical plug in thing in.

[username]

TWO FAILED MARRIAGES?

n/m.

[SyberBitch]

Actually, D blows me for free as long as I keep that gay 1^st, 2^nd, etc. numerical plug in thing in.

[D]

Actually, D blows me for free as long as I keep that gay 1^st, 2^nd, etc. numerical plug in thing in.

That is pretty funny. Too bad he's confusing me with Opie again. And I have no idea what their agreement is. I'm scared to know.

[LuMPyPussy]

TWO FAILED MARRIAGES?

Holy cow!

Isn't that shocking, given her propensity to engage in gross, sadistic material, drama-queen game-playing, and chronic woe is me complaining? I know I'm shocked.

Going by that criteria, you'd have been married and divorced 30 times by now, my petit little flower of despair and depression.

[LuMPyPussy]

Two failed marriages causes Julie to gasp in amazement? This stupid cow needs to get out more.

[Middle Finger]

TWO FAILED MARRIAGES?

Holy cow!

Isn't that shocking, given her propensity to engage in gross, sadistic material, drama-queen game-playing, and chronic woe is me complaining? I know I'm shocked.

Going by that criteria, you'd have been married and divorced 30 times by now, my petit little flower of despair and depression.

Yet, I love being married and my marriage is very cool. There is obviously a gigantic difference between you and I in regard to how we conduct personal relationships and what we value. Nuff said.

[Middle Finger]

Two failed marriages causes Julie to gasp in amazement? This stupid cow needs to get out more.

Well why the fuck wouldn't that!? I don't know many people who have had two failed marriages. I am not saying they are crazy rare, but of all my friends and family, it is super rare or non-existent.

[LuMPyPussy]

TWO FAILED MARRIAGES?

Holy cow!

Isn't that shocking, given her propensity to engage in gross, sadistic material, drama-queen game-playing, and chronic woe is me complaining? I know I'm shocked.

Going by that criteria, you'd have been married and divorced 30 times by now, my petit little flower of despair and depression.

Yet, I love being married and my marriage is very cool. There is obviously a gigantic difference between you and I in regard to how we conduct personal relationships and what we value. Nuff said.

Good for you Frank, I'm sure you're the dream date from hell but if that's what your poor little Italian wife wants in a marriage with a non-white man, then that's her prerogative.

[LuMPyPussy]

Two failed marriages causes Julie to gasp in amazement? This stupid cow needs to get out more.

Well why the fuck wouldn't that!? I don't know many people who have had two failed marriages. I am not saying they are crazy rare, but of all my friends and family, it is super rare or non-existent.

You must live in a time warp. You're utterly aghast at the fact that OP had a child out of wedlock and now you think it's some rare and unusual situation that I've been married twice. This ain't the 50s anymore, rosebud.

[IMaDick]

I had to vote for frank ,but only because his voice is higher pitched than lumpys.