Two Lumps & Other Twice Divorced Losers

[Julie]

Yeah, I pictured Julie as a slum kid. She's done well for herself considering.

Considering what?

Hey - have we gone through all the Black American related stereotypes that you know yet?

Do you know any Caribbean stereotypes? Those would actually be more relevent.

[LuMPyPussy]

Why? You admitted you grew up in the US, in NY specifically. You admitted your parents are Caribbean and Ant is familiar with the ghetto your people live at in NY.

You don't consider yourself American? Or did you join the military just to meet men?

[Middle Finger]

Julie, I appreciate you.

[Julie]

Why? You admitted you grew up in the US, in NY specifically. You admitted your parents are Caribbean and Ant is familiar with the ghetto your people live at in NY.

I grew up in a Caribbean neighborhood and spent many summers in the Caribbean. From a cultural perspective, growing up in my neighborhood was very much like growing up in the Caribbean.

Our house had three floors, four bathrooms, a nice lawn, & a pool in a huge back yard + a 2 car garage.

You don't consider yourself American?

Yes, I do. I have a US birth certificate, it's just that the stereotypes for Black Americans and Caribbean Black Americans are way different.

I am really bored with the ghetto welfare broad nose kinky hair stuff that the Losers are pulling out of their asses. (I am surprised that they are comfortable making those jokes because I saw a pic of Zenith - who they claim to love. She definitely has some of the physical features they were trying to make fun of.)

Some of the Caribbean "jokes" are way more funny, but I am thinking that Lumpy Loser & Disposable Douche aren't cosmopolitan enough to know any of them.

Or did you join the military just to meet men?

I was in the Navy, not good for meeting men. Besides, I had a preference for Marines.

[Julie]

Julie, I appreciate you.

awesome

[IMaDick]

Julie, I appreciate you.

awesome

MF fucking appreciates anything he thinks he can get a weeks worth of self administered hand jobs out of.

you should be puking right now julie not saying thank you!!

[Julie]

thx 4 the tip lol!

[Middle Finger]

IMaDick, you retarded asshole, I hope you become Lumpy's third failed marriage. Keep in mind that such a record will not warrant a gasp or be unusual. :|

[IMaDick]

IMaDick, you retarded asshole, I hope you become Lumpy's third failed marriage. Keep in mind that such a record will not warrant a gasp or be unusual. :|

Hey , IMaDICK its what I do. ::lol::

as for lumpy, I might hit it from the back but marry it ?? thats not likely unless her mouth is good for something beside vomiting copious amounts of lonely plastic humping cunt drool.

Damn that shit almost got me hot for Lumpy, Fuck you MF for that shit.

[SyberBitch]

"So if you are a reasonably well-educated person with a decent income, come from an intact family and are religious, and marry after age twentyfive without having a baby first, your chances of divorce are very low indeed."

Translation: People are less likely to divorce if they are a) brainwashed by religion that they will go to hell for getting a divorce, b) old enough so that by the time they realize how unhappy and fucked up their marriage is, they feel they are too old to 'start over', c) afraid that divorce will cause them to lose the valuable assets they have managed to gather over the years. Lovely. That's very helpful.

[SyberBitch]

As far as her breasts go, you are the only one that has made a negative comment about them...We loved seeing them & she got a signicant number of compliments...and if her breasts look pale it's 'cuz she's a white woman...Jesus Christ...Keep talking about her hooters like that & Ima gonna have to start making comments about your nose.[/i][/size]

::lol::

I think it's funny that Julie keeps referring to Lumpy's breasts as 'pale and veiny', as if that's some kind of insult. WTF does she think they're supposed to look like???

[SyberBitch]

Our house had three floors, four bathrooms, a nice lawn, & a pool in a huge back yard + a 2 car garage.

So, you had a 'Barbie Dream House', which you got for christmas one year from some charity toy fund, and a good imagination? Were the 'Mommy and Daddy' dolls black? Or white? Or cornhusk?

[SyberBitch]

unless her mouth is good for something beside vomiting copious

Peachy... for a second I thought it said 'vomiting octopus'.

Thanks for that disgusting, albeit brief, image.

[LuMPyPussy]

Why? You admitted you grew up in the US, in NY specifically. You admitted your parents are Caribbean and Ant is familiar with the ghetto your people live at in NY.

I grew up in a Caribbean neighborhood and spent many summers in the Caribbean. From a cultural perspective, growing up in my neighborhood was very much like growing up in the Caribbean.

Our house had three floors, four bathrooms, a nice lawn, & a pool in a huge back yard + a 2 car garage.

You don't consider yourself American?

Yes, I do. I have a US birth certificate, it's just that the stereotypes for Black Americans and Caribbean Black Americans are way different.

I am really bored with the ghetto welfare broad nose kinky hair stuff that the Losers are pulling out of their asses. (I am surprised that they are comfortable making those jokes because I saw a pic of Zenith - who they claim to love. She definitely has some of the physical features they were trying to make fun of.)

Some of the Caribbean "jokes" are way more funny, but I am thinking that Lumpy Loser & Disposable Douche aren't cosmopolitan enough to know any of them.

Or did you join the military just to meet men?

I was in the Navy, not good for meeting men. Besides, I had a preference for Marines.

I'm not even going to bother with that ridiculous fantasy of your dream house, I mean, come on! ::lol::

But that "I was in the Navy, not good for meeting men."

[The Antagonist]

The only loser is Julie. Anyone always finding the need to "brag" about their social status and place in her "community" does so either because she's making shit up or she is so insecure she needs reassurance and lots of back patting from others. Crawling up from the ghetto is rough.

And staying in the trailor park has got to be tough.

Do you get to shower every day?

Why are you asking me? I've a lovely little house by the beach.

[username]

Yes, I do. I have a US birth certificate, it's just that the stereotypes for Black Americans and Caribbean Black Americans are way different.

I am really bored with the ghetto welfare broad nose kinky hair stuff that the Losers are pulling out of their asses. (I am surprised that they are comfortable making those jokes because I saw a pic of Zenith - who they claim to love. She definitely has some of the physical features they were trying to make fun of.)

In summary, Caribbean Black Americans (Julie) are way different than African Black Americans (Zenith) and the ghetto welfare broad nose kinky hair stuff relates to the African Black Americans.

Alrighty.

[Julie]

I think it's funny that Julie keeps referring to Lumpy's breasts as 'pale and veiny', as if that's some kind of insult. WTF does she think they're supposed to look like???

Less like overcooked shrimp and more like breasts?


Glad to provide a laugh for ya.

[The Antagonist]

I gotta agree Lumpy, that Navy bit is hilarious. I live with a Squid. If you can't find men in the Navy you're blind or gay. And as for preferring Marines - they're part of the Navy. How can you not find a Marine in the Navy?

Nearly every boat in the Navy except for maybe subs and 'tenders' have a platoon of Marines on them too.

[SyberBitch]

I think it's funny that Julie keeps referring to Lumpy's breasts as 'pale and veiny', as if that's some kind of insult. WTF does she think they're supposed to look like???

Less like overcooked shrimp and more like breasts?


Glad to provide a laugh for ya.

All breasts of people who do not have dark skin, are pale and veiny. Unless they 'tan' of course (blech). Lumpy has great breasts. She's a lucky gal.

[SyberBitch]

I gotta agree Lumpy, that Navy bit is hilarious. I live with a Squid. If you can't find men in the Navy you're blind or gay. And as for preferring Marines - they're part of the Navy. How can you not find a Marine in the Navy?

Nearly every boat in the Navy except for maybe subs and 'tenders' have a platoon of Marines on them too.

Julie seems to have a distinct lack of knowledge of that military branch for supposedly working in it.