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The official what if frank thread
OnBendedKnee Offline
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#41
02-05-2010, 10:38 PM
(02-05-2010, 10:33 PM)D Wrote: What if Frank washed his ass?












His wife might let him fuck her instead of the body pillow!

D, you do seem to be slightly fixated on asses today. Generally just your own, but still.
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#42
02-05-2010, 10:43 PM
Its because I'm BEING an Ass today OBK. Sorry.
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#43
02-05-2010, 10:47 PM
(02-05-2010, 10:30 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(02-05-2010, 10:27 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-05-2010, 10:23 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(02-05-2010, 10:20 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-05-2010, 10:17 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: I think the only difference is he would then begin to capitalize his sentences, but the silly question(s) would remain the same.

did the lack of a capitol make it so you couldn't read the sentence?

What if frank had a fucking moron trying to defend him?

With an education he would also begin to spell words correctly.

you try doing this shit after a few shots of vodka 115

what if frank decided to stop letting the moron defend him ,would he be a real man then or just a bitch wearing a mans costume?

Proper punctuation too.

FU BTCH, speling is the lst fuking thng tht maters in thred like ths.

wht maters is tht u are a fuking moron.

what if frank decided to post something besides just a smiley?
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#44
02-05-2010, 11:47 PM
What if you fucktards stopped quoting everything. JEE-BUS!
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#45
02-05-2010, 11:48 PM
(02-05-2010, 11:47 PM)WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote: What if you fucktards stopped quoting everything. JEE-BUS!

Seems people here are too lazy to trim their quotes :|

I always trim mine unless the whole thing needs to be there for continuity.
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#46
02-05-2010, 11:51 PM
(02-05-2010, 11:48 PM)D Wrote:
(02-05-2010, 11:47 PM)WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote: What if you fucktards stopped quoting everything. JEE-BUS!

Seems people here are too lazy to trim their quotes :|

I always trim mine unless the whole thing needs to be there for continuity.

Its good to be a trimmer Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#47
02-06-2010, 12:05 AM
(02-05-2010, 11:51 PM)WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:
(02-05-2010, 11:48 PM)D Wrote:
(02-05-2010, 11:47 PM)WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote: What if you fucktards stopped quoting everything. JEE-BUS!

Seems people here are too lazy to trim their quotes :|

I always trim mine unless the whole thing needs to be there for continuity.

Its good to be a trimmer Smiley_emoticons_wink

trimmer-gross again you nasty pg potty mouth taint lover.
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#48
02-06-2010, 12:13 AM
Its good to be a rimmer Smiley_emoticons_wink
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I fixed it for you D, try and get this shit right next time.28
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#49
02-06-2010, 12:14 AM
Fucking whiners!

what if frank whined as much as you fuckers?
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02-06-2010, 09:23 AM
(02-06-2010, 12:14 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Fucking whiners!

what if frank whined as much as you fuckers?

What if frank did, and in fact more so, because he always whined about people whining on top of his own ordinary whining.
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#51
02-06-2010, 11:11 AM
What if Frank just closed down this forum and said fuck you all? How many other people would have just taken all their work and just gave it away? And would anyone give it back to him if he asked. I will honor him by sprinkling garlic on a few buffalo wings this weekend. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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#52
02-06-2010, 11:17 AM
what if frank closed down the forum and I had two sitting idle that could have been up and running in a day.

what if frank really is a pussy and tried to play hardass, would it have worked?

my guess is no.
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02-06-2010, 11:25 AM
(02-06-2010, 11:11 AM)Maggot Wrote: What if Frank just closed down this forum and said fuck you all? How many other people would have just taken all their work and just gave it away? And would anyone give it back to him if he asked. I will honor him by sprinkling garlic on a few buffalo wings this weekend. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

I appreciate the fact he didn't close down Mock in a fit of pique but I also don't see why you're practically nominating him for sainthood for not being a spiteful asshole (in this instance.)
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#54
02-06-2010, 11:33 AM
(02-06-2010, 11:25 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:
(02-06-2010, 11:11 AM)Maggot Wrote: What if Frank just closed down this forum and said fuck you all? How many other people would have just taken all their work and just gave it away? And would anyone give it back to him if he asked. I will honor him by sprinkling garlic on a few buffalo wings this weekend. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

I appreciate the fact he didn't close down Mock in a fit of pique but I also don't see why you're practically nominating him for sainthood for not being a spiteful asshole (in this instance.)

I am balancing out the hatred by injecting good juju into the discussion.
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#55
02-06-2010, 11:37 AM
What if Frank and OBK form some kind of gay internet love bond that makes everyone at Mock want to puke?
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#56
02-06-2010, 11:41 AM
(02-06-2010, 11:33 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(02-06-2010, 11:25 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:
(02-06-2010, 11:11 AM)Maggot Wrote: What if Frank just closed down this forum and said fuck you all? How many other people would have just taken all their work and just gave it away? And would anyone give it back to him if he asked. I will honor him by sprinkling garlic on a few buffalo wings this weekend. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

I appreciate the fact he didn't close down Mock in a fit of pique but I also don't see why you're practically nominating him for sainthood for not being a spiteful asshole (in this instance.)

I am balancing out the hatred by injecting good juju into the discussion.

I have not heard anyone say they hate Frank?

what if frank decided to re make himself into a real mock member that could actually speak for himself without needing to let the useful idiots speak for him?
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#57
02-06-2010, 11:46 AM
(02-06-2010, 11:41 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-06-2010, 11:33 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(02-06-2010, 11:25 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:
(02-06-2010, 11:11 AM)Maggot Wrote: What if Frank just closed down this forum and said fuck you all? How many other people would have just taken all their work and just gave it away? And would anyone give it back to him if he asked. I will honor him by sprinkling garlic on a few buffalo wings this weekend. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

I appreciate the fact he didn't close down Mock in a fit of pique but I also don't see why you're practically nominating him for sainthood for not being a spiteful asshole (in this instance.)

I am balancing out the hatred by injecting good juju into the discussion.

I have not heard anyone say they hate Frank?

what if frank decided to re make himself into a real mock member that could actually speak for himself without needing to let the useful idiots speak for him?

Your fucking up my good juju beaner!
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#58
02-06-2010, 12:05 PM
It's very rare to make a good/unique forum-only site with a good idea and get it to 100,000+ posts. 99%+ forums totally fail and don't get to even a fraction of that. Don't worry, I don't expect credit. I understand that I will be remembered by many as someone who didn't take favors or give away forums well enough. But I do want to say that it's rarer still to hand over a forum that hit this level, while still active. In other words, what if you STFU?
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#59
02-06-2010, 12:09 PM
This forum is successful inspite of you, not because of you.
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#60
02-06-2010, 12:09 PM
If frank farts himself to death in a forest, would anyone find the body?
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