I may not make it past this point...

[Middle Finger]

If you aren't an obsessive, rule-breaking, lonely, destructive, back-stabbing fuck, you should last a while.

[Duchess]

So you've been reading for a year now, what pushed you to join today ?

I find it odd that you would leave MF off your list of notables given he created Mock.

[Cracker]

Cracker, you write well. That is - you're a very easy & entertaining read.

You are also coming in to specifically bash me, so that alone will mean you'll be granted access. I don't think your racist statements will produce any hesitation either.

Welcome & good luck!

Sad part is, I didn't have a racist bent before. I hope you really aren't as militant as you seem. Seeing the reverse side of racism was eye-opening for me. My friends of color forget I am Whitey sometimes and make comments, but they always have the good graces to apologize when they notice. I never do that. I wouldn't hurt them like that. Except I freaking HATE Obama (great speaker, useless and economically dangerous president), and they seem to think that is racism. WTF? Everybody can hate Bush, but nobody can hate him? He wears dad jeans. The peg leg kind.

[Middle Finger]

So you've been reading for a year now, what pushed you to join today ?

I find it odd that you would leave MF off your list of notables given he created Mock.

AND it loves Lumpy AND it joins shortly after Lumpy got spanked for being a miserable rule-breaking asshole. Coincidence?

[Duchess]

You are also coming in to specifically bash me, so that alone will mean you'll be granted access.

You're doing that assuming bullshit again...What the hell is wrong with you ?

[Julie]

Sad part is, I didn't have a racist bent before. I hope you really aren't as militant as you seem.

Militant? ::lol:: Have you ever met a militant Black person?

BTW - My hearing usually shuts of when some whiney ass pale face cries "reverse racism."

[WhiskeyTaintgo]

I like this Cracker chick...

[Julie]

I saw that. But I was wondering if he knew her from somewhere else. Like has he ever spoken with her? Or has he just admired her from afar?

Do I have to answer her all the time if you guys don't?

Hell naw.

[IMaDick]

Holy shit, a fucking novel as an intro thread, and then I didn't get called by name?

fuck you, I'm the only real dick here, I'm an anomaly, the fucking epitome of dickness and you don't mention me by name?

stay in newbie hell until you rot you ungrateful ass.

[Julie]

So you've been reading for a year now, what pushed you to join today ?

I find it odd that you would leave MF off your list of notables given he created Mock.

AND it loves Lumpy AND it joins shortly after Lumpy got spanked for being a miserable rule-breaking asshole. Coincidence?

*popping gum*

Prolly not.

[The Antagonist]

So you've been reading for a year now, what pushed you to join today ?

I find it odd that you would leave MF off your list of notables given he created Mock.

AND it loves Lumpy AND it joins shortly after Lumpy got spanked for being a miserable rule-breaking asshole. Coincidence?

STFU Control Freak. Duchess is quite capable of checking IP addresses to see if it's her incognito. Quit trying to influence the boss. Again.

[Cracker]

So you've been reading for a year now, what pushed you to join today ?

I find it odd that you would leave MF off your list of notables given he created Mock.

I read the government's Internet use protocol today. I was wondering why she was waffling on using the personal information she gained from being an admin on her site, how she went on and on about the legality and then eased up when it because a moral issue. She knows she could be fired for what she does.

The issue of bragging about wasting the money I work so hard for just kills me. I don't know exactly why it bothers me so, but I take it as a personal affront. I think because most people make squat so they get back more than they pay in taxes, but I have educated myself, at great expense, and I actually pay into that bitch's misuse. Truly irks me. I'm afraid to file my taxes and find out how much I owe, and she rubs it in my face how my money is being wasted.

[Julie]

You are also coming in to specifically bash me, so that alone will mean you'll be granted access.

You're doing that assuming bullshit again...What the hell is wrong with you ?

The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.

Please forgive me if I am wrong.

*taking a seat*

[Middle Finger]

So you've been reading for a year now, what pushed you to join today ?

I find it odd that you would leave MF off your list of notables given he created Mock.

AND it loves Lumpy AND it joins shortly after Lumpy got spanked for being a miserable rule-breaking asshole. Coincidence?

STFU Control Freak. Duchess is quite capable of checking IP addresses to see if it's her incognito. Quit trying to influence the boss. Again.

Ahhhhahaha! Look at the Lumpy-defender having to say shit. Where did I say I care if it is her or that it can't be checked. Assuming bitch, STFU and stop telling me what to say like a control freak.

[Cracker]

So you've been reading for a year now, what pushed you to join today ?

I find it odd that you would leave MF off your list of notables given he created Mock.

AND it loves Lumpy AND it joins shortly after Lumpy got spanked for being a miserable rule-breaking asshole. Coincidence?

MF uses smileys instead of intellect. I don't dislike his persona, he just doesn't inspire me. He likes sexual innuendo and food and probably sports. He isn't any different than any other men I know.

Lumpy is funny. A little tragic, maybe, but she has a "voice". For all her faults, she adds something to this place. I admire her independent spirit even though her house probably smells of cat shit.

[IMaDick]

So you've been reading for a year now, what pushed you to join today ?

I find it odd that you would leave MF off your list of notables given he created Mock.

AND it loves Lumpy AND it joins shortly after Lumpy got spanked for being a miserable rule-breaking asshole. Coincidence?

STFU Control Freak. Duchess is quite capable of checking IP addresses to see if it's her incognito. Quit trying to influence the boss. Again.

Ahhhhahaha! Look at the Lumpy-defender having to say shit. Where did I say I care if it is her or that it can't be checked. Assuming bitch, STFU and stop telling me what to say like a control freak.

frank shut the fuck up and and cut the fucking quotes down to a reasonable length.

fuck, do I have to tell you everything? 18 fucking months and you're still a fucking newbie.

[Duchess]

How hard could it be, I innocently asked...I never, NEVER thought I would have to take into account my own goddamned Mock family...Fuck

[The Antagonist]

So you've been reading for a year now, what pushed you to join today ?

I find it odd that you would leave MF off your list of notables given he created Mock.

AND it loves Lumpy AND it joins shortly after Lumpy got spanked for being a miserable rule-breaking asshole. Coincidence?

STFU Control Freak. Duchess is quite capable of checking IP addresses to see if it's her incognito. Quit trying to influence the boss. Again.

Ahhhhahaha! Look at the Lumpy-defender having to say shit. Where did I say I care if it is her or that it can't be checked. Assuming bitch, STFU and stop telling me what to say like a control freak.

nice try at the Pee Wee Herman defense.

[Cracker]

The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.

So you are hopeless? I have to agree with you, adults rarely make any significant changes once they establish a behavior pattern.

[Julie]

So you've been reading for a year now, what pushed you to join today ?

I find it odd that you would leave MF off your list of notables given he created Mock.

I read the government's Internet use protocol today. I was wondering why she was waffling on using the personal information she gained from being an admin on her site, how she went on and on about the legality and then eased up when it because a moral issue.

Do you know what the word "waffling" means? Perhaps you are not as intelligent as I thought you were when I first read your posts.

I was very firm on my stand about PII from the beginning. No mind-changing or middle ground picking involved.

You're damned right the convo lightened up when it became clear that there was loose bowel bullshit being slung.

The PII accusation was a serious one and 100% untrue. The other "moral" shit was simple whining. All of these fuckers use info they know about each other as material for their mocks. Fuck them if they think I am going to not follow suit. How the heck else am I supposed to fit in and be a good mocker? ::lol::

She knows she could be fired for what she does.

Which is what exactly?

The issue of bragging about wasting the money I work so hard for just kills me. I don't know exactly why it bothers me so, but I take it as a personal affront. I think because most people make squat so they get back more than they pay in taxes, but I have educated myself, at great expense, and I actually pay into that bitch's misuse. Truly irks me. I'm afraid to file my taxes and find out how much I owe, and she rubs it in my face how my money is being wasted.

Where did anyone "brag" about wasting government resources?

This is simply an outrageous lie. Remember Cracker - for the mock to be effective, it must be at least partially true.