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I have been reading here for about a year. You are my reality show. It isn't the blasphemy or frequent use of filth that draws me; it is the brilliant wit I see on occasion. Some of you are really quite endearing.
I could just keep on reading, but I just HAVE TO make sure Julie knows what a true POS she is. No, I'm not on one of the mommy forums *vomit*, nor am I a member of her own poorly-done site. I am a taxpayer. Her admission to frequently surfing the Internet while at work for a government agency makes me mad as hell. Also, she is so proud of being so well-off and actually bragged about donating to Haiti. She collected from the other pathetic mommies and together they scraped together a whopping $138. What a cheap bitch. We raised thousands where I work, after our salaries have been adjusted to help my fucked-up state meet their budget cuts.
Also, I want to know why black people are so loud. Especially the females. I never thought of myself as a racist, but I have really bad thoughts lately I attribute to Julie. Can those thoughts be separated from race? Probably not because ALL she IS is black. That's it. Just black. Like "Just Jack" only she isn't cute at all.
As for the rest of you: Lumpy is my true love. I think she's clever. Duchess scares me a little, but in a reverent way. OP is witty and mostly well-spoken. The rest of you are OK, mostly.
About me: I have more letters behind my name than in front of it. More education than common sense, I guess. That is just a fact about me, not the core of my being. Talking about kids online is akin to taking them to a titty bar with you, so I won't go there. I was sent a link to the site by a gossipy friend. I'm not posting naked pictures, or maybe any pictures, because of the nature of my work. I just signed a new contract stating I wouldn't have any Internet postings/sites/identities that would break the moral turpitude clause, so I don't go there. I don't work for fun, and I don't do stupid shit like surfing/posting/hosting on my employer's dime. I need my job and I am thankful to have it. As you can tell by my cyclical post, that truly angers me.
If I don't make it in, be aware the world can see what you do, Julie, and we have Google.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(02-12-2010, 07:15 PM)Cracker Wrote: The rest of you are OK, mostly.
Just when I was starting to like you.  
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I'm from California. Does that help? (Sorry, enthralled by Lumpy. She is the flame to my moth.)
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(02-12-2010, 07:20 PM)Cracker Wrote: I'm from California. Does that help? (Sorry, enthralled by Lumpy. She is the flame to my moth.)
I knew that as soon as you referenced a fucked up state and budget cuts. :|
Your timing is impeccable with regards to Lumpy.
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I'm as harmless as they come...: :
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How do you know Lumpy?
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I can definitely live without the naked pictures. All that time in the classroom and behind a desk...you probably don't get much exercise.
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(02-12-2010, 07:25 PM)ramseycat Wrote: How do you know Lumpy?
Hint: he said he's been reading here for about a year.
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Uhoh, is my fantasy bff in trouble? That would suck. The downside of registering is now I am stuck in Newbie Hell and can't read. Guess I could logout...
I am from California originally. I don't live there now. I haven't seen a Vons or Safeway in ten years. Or a Jack In The Box. Or an In and Out Burger. (I'm not as fat as I post, lol, just miss those especially.) I now reside in a state that has "Krogers" and "Walmarts" in the singular tense. They have never heard of John Muir.
ALL states have an effed up budget now. Too many people take out of the kitty and don't put anything back. Too many people don't do their jobs but take the money to surf all day (Julie).
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(02-12-2010, 07:25 PM)ramseycat Wrote: How do you know Lumpy?
In my dreams.
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I saw that. But I was wondering if he knew her from somewhere else. Like has he ever spoken with her? Or has he just admired her from afar?
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(02-12-2010, 07:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I'm as harmless as they come...::
Nah, smart people are never harmless. You look to be as hairless as they come, though, that is good.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(02-12-2010, 07:31 PM)Cracker Wrote: Uhoh, is my fantasy bff in trouble? That would suck. The downside of registering is now I am stuck in Newbie Hell and can't read. Guess I could logout...
I am from California originally. I don't live there now. I haven't seen a Vons or Safeway in ten years. Or a Jack In The Box. Or an In and Out Burger. (I'm not as fat as I post, lol, just miss those especially.) I now reside in a state that has "Krogers" and "Walmarts" in the singular tense. They have never heard of John Muir.
ALL states have an effed up budget now. Too many people take out of the kitty and don't put anything back. Too many people don't do their jobs but take the money to surf all day (Julie).
Michigan?
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(02-12-2010, 07:31 PM)Cracker Wrote: Uhoh, is my fantasy bff in trouble? That would suck. The downside of registering is now I am stuck in Newbie Hell and can't read. Guess I could logout...
I am from California originally. I don't live there now. I haven't seen a Vons or Safeway in ten years. Or a Jack In The Box. Or an In and Out Burger. (I'm not as fat as I post, lol, just miss those especially.) I now reside in a state that has "Krogers" and "Walmarts" in the singular tense. They have never heard of John Muir.
ALL states have an effed up budget now. Too many people take out of the kitty and don't put anything back. Too many people don't do their jobs but take the money to surf all day (Julie).
If more people spent a year being self employed in a bad economy they'd have more appreciation for the job they have with security. just sayin'
Sounds like you came specifically to slap Julie around. Got anyone else in your sights?
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(02-12-2010, 07:30 PM)username Wrote: (02-12-2010, 07:25 PM)ramseycat Wrote: How do you know Lumpy?
Hint: he said he's been reading here for about a year.
Bit of interesting nature/nurture: I was raised by my father. Everyone always thinks I am a dude. I wish I had the power a penis brings. lol.
I know, I know, you don't need any more women in here...
If it helps, I don't like most women. They are mostly weak and egocentric and dim. Not you ladies. You are snarkier than most.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(02-12-2010, 07:36 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: If more people spent a year being self employed in a bad economy they'd have more appreciation for the job they have with security. just sayin'
Sounds like you came specifically to slap Julie around. Got anyone else in your sights?
It's not even that. I'm actually more of a passive aggressive pacifist. She just irks me. I see so many people doing without. I even know several island peoples. They aren't like her.
I adore the rest of you (almost all of you). Like I said, you are my reality show. I kill an hour or so a week with you because you are an interesting crew. I know you all have thick skins, but I wouldn't want to knock down the pedestals of people for which I have a virtual fondness. (Hard as crap to not end a sentence in a preposition sometimes.)
My list of less-than-noteworthies: Greeneyesofblue (something like that, stupid fucking name), Maggot (functionally illiterate), Imadick (painfully obvious posts), anybody from West Virginia (personal bias, know some truly fucked up people from there that actually live in hollers with trailers that have tires on top, whatever the fuck that is for, savings maybe?), the ones that are just grossly sexual (ew. just ew.), I'm sure there are a few more who didn't make any impression on me at all this year.
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(02-12-2010, 07:27 PM)username Wrote: I can definitely live without the naked pictures. All that time in the classroom and behind a desk...you probably don't get much exercise.
I did laugh. I avoid smileys. If you don't have anything to say, don't fucking post.
You are quick-witted. What did you do before you decided to squeeze out the other parts of the placentas?
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(02-12-2010, 07:33 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Michigan?
Holy Jeebus, NO! I do have a family member from Flint, but she is so fucked up we don't have much contact. People don't leave Michigan with all of their senses intact.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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Cracker, you write well. That is - you're a very easy & entertaining read.
You are also coming in to specifically bash me, so that alone will mean you'll be granted access. I don't think your racist statements will produce any hesitation either.
Welcome & good luck!
I will not be participating at this forum.
This is a toxic place. Goodbye.
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(02-12-2010, 07:32 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I saw that. But I was wondering if he knew her from somewhere else. Like has he ever spoken with her? Or has he just admired her from afar?
Do I have to answer her all the time if you guys don't?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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