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I go to get my nails done today and as I am sitting there this guy comes up behind me, picks up my hair, and then starts rubbing my neck and shoulders. I turned around and looked at him like WTF?!?!?! I moved away and he said you don't want a massage? Ah no, get your freakin hands of me. Did I give you permission to touch me??? Apparently that is their new thing at the salon - giving massages. How about ASKING me before you put your grimy hands on my hair and neck???? Fucker.
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If it were a strange chick, she could put her grubby hands anywhere she wanted on me. The stranger the better actually.
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That's the difference between men and women.....
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(02-15-2010, 07:31 PM)twisteroo Wrote: If it were a strange chick, she could put her grubby hands anywhere she wanted on me. The stranger the better actually.
::lol::
Ramsey, God might have put that person in your path. You should count your lucky stars that there is still someone willing to rub you.
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(02-15-2010, 07:35 PM)ramseycat Wrote: That's the difference between men and women..... Actually...I think it's a penis and a vagina. 
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(02-15-2010, 07:36 PM)twisteroo Wrote: (02-15-2010, 07:35 PM)ramseycat Wrote: That's the difference between men and women..... Actually...I think it's a penis and a vagina.
Word. I can't tell you how many fucking idiots have asked me if my boy/girl twins are "identical".
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I don't like touchy feely people, but I'll pretty much take a neck and back massage from anyone willing to give me one. Even from Julie who happens to be 400 lbs, wears stinky perfume, and has skin flaps and growths all over her neck.
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As for the touching thing, it depends. What did he look like?
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I don't want some strange dude touching me. Maybe if he had asked first.... but he just comes up and pick up my hair and sort of played with it for a second.... it was weird.
Frank is just jealous that he didn't get a happy ending from a dude today.
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Geeze...was this guy naked with peanut butter smeared on his junk or something? I mean how bad could it be? He was rubbing your neck.
If it were a guy I'd tell him to fuck off, if it were a chick that started rubbing on me I'd be trying to take her home with me without even turning around to see what she looked like.
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(02-15-2010, 07:51 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Geeze...was this guy naked with peanut butter smeared on his junk or something? I mean how bad could it be? He was rubbing your neck.
If it were a guy I'd tell him to fuck off, if it were a chick that started rubbing on me I'd be trying to take her home with me without even turning around to see what she looked like.
You haven't been laid in awhile have you?
Maybe if he was cute I would have let him rub my neck...but he wasn't so I told him to beat it.
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The guy was most likely gay or Asian. Both are pretty harmless, unless the guy happened to be a kung fu master of course.
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He had clamy hands.
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(02-15-2010, 07:56 PM)sally Wrote: The guy was most likely gay or Asian. Both are pretty harmless, unless the guy happened to be a kung fu master of course.
My money would be on the asian part, and I would be all over that back rub.
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(02-15-2010, 07:54 PM)ramseycat Wrote: You haven't been laid in awhile have you? Any hole is a goal is my motto.
Back off you freaks!!!! 
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for the same reason i ALWAYS sat with my back to the wall in a restaurant, if someone came up behind me and touched me, he probably would have been looking down the barrel of my gun. 
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(02-15-2010, 07:29 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I go to get my nails done today and as I am sitting there this guy comes up behind me, picks up my hair, and then starts rubbing my neck and shoulders. I turned around and looked at him like WTF?!?!?! I moved away and he said you don't want a massage? Ah no, get your freakin hands of me. Did I give you permission to touch me??? Apparently that is their new thing at the salon - giving massages. How about ASKING me before you put your grimy hands on my hair and neck???? Fucker.
I would be VERY pissed.
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(02-15-2010, 08:07 PM)jackboots Wrote: for the same reason i ALWAYS sat with my back to the wall in a restaurant, if someone came up behind me and touched me, he probably would have been looking down the barrel of my gun.
I sit that way too JB. I have never liked anyone coming up behind me when I wasn't aware. I'm too jumpy and my reaction usually isn't very pleasant........believe it or not. ::lol::
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Where the hell did that size thingy come from and how do I get rid of it?........SIZE!
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(02-15-2010, 08:18 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: (02-15-2010, 08:07 PM)jackboots Wrote: for the same reason i ALWAYS sat with my back to the wall in a restaurant, if someone came up behind me and touched me, he probably would have been looking down the barrel of my gun.
I sit that way too JB. I have never liked anyone coming up behind me when I wasn't aware. I'm too jumpy and my reaction usually isn't very pleasant........believe it or not. ::lol::
Really? I cannot imagaine you being anything other than pleasant. 
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