COSMETIC ENHANCEMENTS

[Duchess]

Women do it all the time...From their eyes to their ass...What about men that do it ?...Would it effect how you thought of him ?...I think it would probably be a turn off for me, much in the same way as if his hands were softer than mine...*ick*

[Lady Cop]

like what, hair plugs?

[Middle Finger]

I dislike all forms of plastic surgery, basically. I mean stuff like reconstructive surgery to fix something from an accident, or some medical problem is one thing ... but the fake tits, lip botox, and all that stuff is a turn off to me, male or female, generally speaking. I can't stand seeing so many older actresses sporting unnatural faces, for example. And I can't stand those round or unnaturally stiff fake tits on women, either.

[crash]

... but the fake tits, lip botox, and all that stuff is a turn off to me,...

Interesting...

This from the guy that opened the nudie thread posting pics of the most plastic chicks with the biggest, fakest tits on the web whilst salivating like a St Bernard in summer

[Middle Finger]

Bullshit! I love natural tits. I might not have realized I posted a girl with fake tits OR I was posting a pic of her for other ASSets.

Crush, STFU you miserable old bitch.

[sally]

It's pretty gay for a man to have plastic surgery. I don't even like my husband to wear jewelry or cologne, it would definitely be a turn off if he had a face lift or liposuction ::lol::. I think it's ok for a woman as long as it looks natural and they don't go overboard with it.

[OnBendedKnee]

It's pretty gay for a man to have plastic surgery. I don't even like my husband to wear jewelry or cologne, it would definitely be a turn off if he had a face lift or liposuction ::lol::. I think it's ok for a woman as long as it looks natural and they don't go overboard with it.

I completely, 100% agree.

I'd go so far as to also encourage all men to confirm their bar soap is white as well as their underwear and bed sheets.
No floral patterns. Don't borrow your lady's deodorant. It's not nearly strong enough. Don't be concerned using an aerosol can. Global warming is gay.

Never use the term, "I give 110%". It makes you look like a fool to the person you're stating it too.

Also, learn to drink your coffee black as there may not always be hazelnut cream available.

[Duchess]

Never use the term, "I give 110%". It makes you look like a fool to the person you're stating it too.

I agree...It's a ridiculous expression, not the least of which no one HAS 110% to give...I mentally roll my eyes when I'm standing before someone who uses it.

[Cynical Ninja]

I've changed my build myself using diet and exercise, I gave it 110%

Liposuction if for lazy cunts, get some exercise you lazy fat fuck.

I would never get cosmetic surgery, the small imperfections are a part of what makes me who I am, and I am pretty fucking awesome.

[sally]

I'd go so far as to also encourage all men to confirm their bar soap is white

Yep, we ran out of the white bar soap the other day so my husband used my pomegranate body wash and he's been acting kinda fruity ever since. I had no idea how much of a Leonardo Dicaprio fan he was untill now.

[username]

I don't think its necessarily logical but yeah, it skeeves me out and flies in the face of what I think about masculinity. I'd be icked out if my husband wanted a manicure or something much less plastic surgery.

[twisteroo]

I'm down with the black coffee, the ivory soap, buzz cuts and I even shave with an old brass single blade gillette razor. I never wear jewlery, except for the piercing thing.
Now a couple of exceptions, I use body wash when I shower at the gym, campground, etc, the cheapest shit I can get at wal mart, it smells, it's not a bad smell, some of the bitches sniff around me like dogs in heat after I use it.
I've also never thought it was fair that the womens have a choice of like 700 different styles of underwear in 537 fabrics and 8,769 patterns. All I have is boxers, briefs, or boxer/briefs.
Boxer/briefs are the schznit BTW, and I buy them in colors and stripes, not the usual racing strips that you are used to in the tighty whiteys, but real stripes.
If I could just get some boxer/briefs in a microfiber fabric with maybe a pattern of strippers dancing on poles, or maybe a Dodge Hemi logo I'd be a happy man.

[Lady Cop]

Twist, you can go to VS and get some pretty undies and nobody will ever know you're wearing them. lots of guys do.

[twisteroo]

Do they come with the opening in the front?

[OnBendedKnee]

Twist, you can go to VS and get some pretty undies and nobody will ever know you're wearing them. lots of guys do.

I'd be frightened of being involved in a collision where my pants are cut off to tend to my injuries and I'm wearing frilly undies.

[FAHQTOO]

Do they come with the opening in the front?

I'm sure they have crotchless for your comfort. you would be half commando.

[twisteroo]

I looked around a found these, maybe with the bad ass skull and crossbones the ambulance crew would not leave me on the street.