The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread

[Duchess]

I'm ready to start my holiday weekend now.

[Maggot]

My Father-in-law helped me move the snowblower out of the barn and hang the canoe last weekend. He says Wow! Does it ever smell like a skunk in here!

[Maggot]

I raise pet skunks to sell on the black market. Yeah....

[Lady Cop]

oh brother. it's going to be a long winter.




hahahahahaha

[Duchess]

I wonder if the Amish grow any weed. I saw barn after barn filled with tobacco drying.

[Maggot]

This will be the first Thanksgiving without snow in 4 years, I wanna run naked someplace........I was thinking maybe the basketball court.

[Maggot]

I wonder if the Amish grow any weed. I saw barn after barn filled with tobacco drying.

You need to look for the ones that have one side of their funky Abe beard singed off. Polka dot underwear is a dead giveaway though. But who the hell hires an Amish plumber?

[Maggot]

There are soooo many catail seeds flying around right now it looks like snow. I have never seen so many! That is all so far.

[Duchess]

I feel sorry for the poor people who can't afford a turkey or Lipitor.

[Cracker]

There are soooo many catail seeds flying around right now it looks like snow. I have never seen so many! That is all so far.

Don't breathe that in. That shit causes cancer, for real, by irritating spots in your lungs. Just read that somewhere. Some article about the danger of dandelions, believe it or not.

[Cracker]

I feel sorry for the poor people who can't afford a turkey or Lipitor.

I feel sorry for families that have lost their jobs that can't afford a turkey but not the welfare mother fuckers that use a WIC voucher for a turkey.

[Lady Cop]

i'm glad for WIC for the sake of the kids. milk, cheese, cereal, bread, a turkey. i don't know what else, but at least we know the kids get the food. as opposed to debit cards that can be spent on booze.

[Duchess]

I feel sorry for families that have lost their jobs that can't afford a turkey but not the welfare mother fuckers that use a WIC voucher for a turkey.

Ima proud welfare hater. Welfare is for helping people in a time of great need, not for lazy fat asses that reproduce for more money in a check.

[Cracker]

Ima proud welfare hater. Welfare is for helping people in a time of great need, not for lazy fat asses that reproduce for more money in a check.[/i][/size]

I help out with a local group (shh, don't tell) because the leader is from Sierra Leone and is a dear friend of mine. I help him locate people in the community in true need around the holidays and submit their names for food and gifts. One person reached out to me and I made contact and got them signed up for food deliveries. About a week later, the same person was going on and on about getting a new Mercedes (probably a buy here, pay here place, but still). It made me want to vomit. From now on, I will only be helping fund schools in Sierra Leone. People here have enough resources to abuse.

[Maggot]

There are soooo many catail seeds flying around right now it looks like snow. I have never seen so many! That is all so far.

Don't breathe that in. That shit causes cancer, for real, by irritating spots in your lungs. Just read that somewhere. Some article about the danger of dandelions, believe it or not.

Zip it Humpty Dumpty thats the least of my worries.

[Duchess]

I help out with a local group (shh, don't tell)

That's another thing Mockers have in common, many lend a helping hand to their community in a variety of ways. Assholes with hearts of gold.

[Cracker]

I know once you give something, you have to leave it up to the universe to make sure it is received in good faith. I just get pissy with some people taking when they are able to provide for themselves. They use up resources other people truly need and they do it without regard for others or shame for themselves. Maybe it is so common around me because I live in the South. It is a generational way of life for at least 20% (probably closer to 35%) of the population here.

That is why I just don't see the economy getting any better any time soon. The people who need temporary help can't get it because of the leeches. There were over 600 foreclosures in my small county alone in the last two months. How do the rest of us come back from that? I see why people just leave the keys and walk away. Our tax base is fucked. Our employment situation is fucked. Our housing market is fucked. Our education system is fucked. And yet, there are people taking free turkeys and buying used Mercedes. (Maybe this should have gone in the Bah Hum Bug thread.)

[Maggot]

You are a breath of putrid air, you use that mouth to eat with? Humpty?
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[Cracker]

Still at work, Maggot? I got the week off. It has been fabulous. We spent a few days on the beach in Florida (heated private pool right on the beach, house is for sale for $80K, 5 bedrooms, seriously thought about it for a good hour) then I cleaned the hell out of my house, now I am starting to cook a bit here and a bit there. I love leisure.

I also loved Leisure Suit Larry.

[Duchess]

(heated private pool right on the beach, house is for sale for $80K, 5 bedrooms,

I think that sounds like a damn good deal! Eighty grand for waterfront property, fuckin' aye.