The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread

[Lady Cop]

80 K , 5 bedrooms, on the beach?? get out! i'd consider going back to fucking miserable florida! PM me the listing!

[Cracker]

80 K , 5 bedrooms, on the beach?? get out! i'd consider going back to fucking miserable florida! PM me the listing!

She is handling it herself (broker, I think). I'll look for it. Panama City. They are all cheap like that...

[Lady Cop]

ah, the redneck riviera! but that's still incredible.
there have been MANY foreclosures down there.
the economy stinks and a lot head back north every year when the beach culture wears off. except retirees. they stay.

[Duchess]

Chewie thinks having a tree in the house is the coolest thing ever. He expressed his delight by climbing to the top of it.

[Lady Cop]

Chewie thinks having a tree in the house is the coolest thing ever. He expressed his delight by climbing to the top of it.

is Chewie a cat? if so, see LOL critters from last night. hahaha

[Duchess]

Hahaha! I looked, yes, Chewie is my kitten and that's exactly how he looked at me until he realized I had a squirt bottle in hand.

[Duchess]

Maggot! Is that poop? You fuckin' people & your goddamn shit fetish. Disgusting bastards!

[Maggot]

mission accomplished! :stir_shit:

[pyropappy]

Did you ever wonder what Chewie would look like if he shaved?

[Maggot]

I should send Duchess some Kopi luwak coffee she would LOVE it!

Kopi luwak (Malay pronunciation: [ˈkopi ˈlu.aʔ]), or civet coffee, is coffee made from the beans of coffee berries which have been eaten by the Asian Palm Civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) and other related civets, then passed through its digestive tract.[1] A civet eats the berries for their fleshy pulp. In its stomach, proteolytic enzymes seep into the beans, making shorter peptides and more free amino acids. Passing through a civet's intestines the beans are then defecated, keeping their shape. After gathering, thorough washing, sun drying, light roasting and brewing, these beans yield an aromatic coffee with much less bitterness, widely noted as the most expensive coffee in the world.

Kopi luwak is produced mainly on the islands of Sumatra, Java, Bali and Sulawesi in the Indonesian Archipelago, and also in the Philippines (where the product is called motit coffee in the Cordillera and kape alamid in Tagalog areas) and also in East Timor (where it is called kafé-laku). Weasel coffee is a loose English translation of its name cà phê Chồn in Vietnam, where popular, chemically simulated versions are also produced.

[Duchess]

mission accomplished! :stir_shit:

Be a good heathen & send me another gift buying tip.

[Lady Cop]

turkey beanie has been replaced with moose and bear!

[Duchess]

Merry Christmas!

[Lady Cop]

OUCH!

WASHINGTON – The White House says President Barack Obama has received 12 stitches in his lip after being hit during a pick up basketball game.

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs says the president was inadvertently struck by someone's elbow Friday.

The president received the stitches in the doctor's office on the ground floor of the White House. Obama had traveled to Fort McNair with a group of family and friends for an early morning game of basketball.

[Maggot]

WoW! Michelle plays baseball?

[Cracker]

Thought better of it. But DID think it. hahahaha

Twelve stitches?

[Lady Cop]

WoW! Michelle plays baseball?

baseball?

[Maggot]

WoW! Basketball also! I bet she can sing like Dionne in the shower (although I really would rather not see that)

[Carsman]

I should send Duchess some Kopi luwak coffee she would LOVE it!

Kopi luwak (Malay pronunciation: [ˈkopi ˈlu.aʔ]), or civet coffee, is coffee made from the beans of coffee berries which have been eaten by the Asian Palm Civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) and other related civets, then passed through its digestive tract.[1] A civet eats the berries for their fleshy pulp. In its stomach, proteolytic enzymes seep into the beans, making shorter peptides and more free amino acids. Passing through a civet's intestines the beans are then defecated, keeping their shape. After gathering, thorough washing, sun drying, light roasting and brewing, these beans yield an aromatic coffee with much less bitterness, widely noted as the most expensive coffee in the world.

Kopi luwak is produced mainly on the islands of Sumatra, Java, Bali and Sulawesi in the Indonesian Archipelago, and also in the Philippines (where the product is called motit coffee in the Cordillera and kape alamid in Tagalog areas) and also in East Timor (where it is called kafé-laku). Weasel coffee is a loose English translation of its name cà phê Chồn in Vietnam, where popular, chemically simulated versions are also produced.

Seems like a lot of effort to ultimately have a "recycled" liquid, this recycled liquid below is much easier! But, you have to like warm beer!

[Lady Cop]

WOW! i'd smack anyone who tried to take a bite out of this!
GORGEOUS!

It takes the Westin St. Francis (San Fran.) crew 400 hours to erect its Sugar Castle each year. The cost-effectiveness ratio, however, registers in the "priceless" category when you factor in goodwill, publicity and the fact that gingerbread architecture is darn near irresistible.

The Westin pastry team unveils its magical creation in the historic main lobby in late November. The 12-foot-tall masterpiece, which rotates, grows larger and more spectacular each year.

Inspired by châteaux in France, executive pastry chef Jean-François Houdré's homeland, the 100% edible castle weighs more than 1,200 pounds and features more than 20 circular towers, about 30 rooms, illuminated pulled-sugar windows and, this year, an orchard of silver sugar trees made of pastillage (powdered sugar, egg whites and gelatin dough).