The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread

[Cracker]

I would say ASS!!

That man has had a hell of a vacation on the taxpayer's dime. When he is finished not being re-elected, he will get some more great vacations in on whatever-corporation-is-paying-him-to-speak's time. Then the fucker will have to start paying for his own shit again.

[Cracker]

I got my ingredients for sausage balls the other day, I'm making them tomorrow for me & Cowboy to enjoy.

The non-cooker in my house makes this: http://allrecipes.com//Recipe/no-bake-ch...etail.aspx without the crust (serves it in glasses with whipped cream). It is pretty good. You could surprise Cowboy with desert and sausage balls and see where the night takes you. hahaha

[Maggot]

If I had a case of slim Jims in my truck, a tank of gas, a gas can, a hose and a 30 pack I could make it to Georgia in about 12 hrs. If my tires hold out. :B

[Lady Cop]

If I had a case of slim Jims in my truck, a tank of gas, a gas can, a hose and a 30 pack I could make it to Georgia in about 12 hrs. If my tires hold out. :B

you can get here in an hour & a half and have wild turkeys! all you can carry! you pluck 'em.

[Maggot]

I HATE plucking fowl, after boiling they stink, I kinda hate the sound the feathers make when they get plucked also. I never said I was a bird guy. It sounds kinda like rubbing a ballon or pinching the fucking thing.....ya know?

[Lady Cop]

too bad, damn things are sitting ducks hanging around the kitchen door. they're scaring my squirrels and the little birds. shit, they're scaring the evil local cats and the mailman!

[Cracker]

If I had a case of slim Jims in my truck, a tank of gas, a gas can, a hose and a 30 pack I could make it to Georgia in about 12 hrs. If my tires hold out. :B

Don't expect a white Christmas in ATL. hahahaha

Do they make 30 packs? Because we just have 40 ozs here.

[Maggot]

If I had a case of slim Jims in my truck, a tank of gas, a gas can, a hose and a 30 pack I could make it to Georgia in about 12 hrs. If my tires hold out. :B

Don't expect a white Christmas in ATL. hahahaha

Do they make 30 packs? Because we just have 40 ozs here.

Yeah, (30) 12 oz containers.........I am now picturing a bunch of rednecks and black guys drinking 40 oz Shlitz Malt liquor or Colt 45s now.

[Lady Cop]

Stay off the roads if you can, state emergency officials urged today, as Gov. Deval Patrick declared a state of emergency and Bay Staters began battening down for the Blizzard of 2010.

Whiteout conditions, winds gusting to 50 mph and snowfall totals of 12 to 20 inches are expected before it all winds down tomorrow afternoon.


it's snowing like a motherfucker here, and if i don't show up anytime within the next 24 hours, i lost power. grrrrrrrrr

my spruce:

[QueenBee]

Stay warm and safe, LC. Luckily this one is blowing south of me. We are just getting a few fat flakes and damn cold.

[Maggot]

Cracker Wrote:
Don't expect a white Christmas in ATL. hahahaha




Oh ye of little faith!

[Duchess]

Sometimes I get really sick of other peoples bullshit. I really do. Fuck you & fuck your bullshit too.

This is not directed at you, Dick.

[Maggot]

Why do people get so pissed? I just had a customer freaking out on the phone cussing up and down so I laid the phone down on the desk till he sounded like a little ant. I could hear him saying ..hello............hello........HELLO!....... Then he hung up. Fucking puke! Oh, and it was because UPS was running late. Not my fucking problem assmunch. I am glad I dont let these pricks get the better of me and that I did not hear his 5 min rant.

[Duchess]

I'm so glad to read that others have to deal with stupid fuckers too.

[Lady Cop]

ack! my son just took all this crap down outside for me, and it's a tangled mess! i had them so nice and neat! i'm going to whack him one for "helping"!

[Carsman]

ack! my son just took all this crap down outside for me, and it's a tangled mess! i had them so nice and neat! i'm going to whack him one for "helping"!

Well when next season comes around, make sure "he" puts them back up, & it will be his chore to untangle them .

[username]

My cleaning lady stood me up today. I'm actually going to have to do it myself!

[Duchess]

Cry me a river.

[username]

Cry me a river.

No need! She was very late but she just showed up! :B

[Duchess]

Crazy bitch