The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread

[Cracker]

I would love to have a cleaning lady but I don't like people touching my stuff. I'm also weird about people I don't know well being in my house. I don't like them using my bathroom or sitting on my couch. I know that's weird, but it creeps me out. (I was going to say it "heebs" me out, but I just figured out that is a slur. Hmm. Learned something new today.)

[Duchess]

It's not weird at all & is exactly why I don't have someone. I'm downright rabid about our privacy.

[Duchess]

Heebie Jeebie. Hahaha!

[Maggot]

I tried to get a girl over to clean my pool but after seeing some of the applicants my wife voted me off my little island.

[username]

I don't like them using my bathroom or sitting on my couch.

I'm not wild about strangers using my bathroom either but I LOVE that this nice lady scrubs my toilets!

We're not even strangers anymore; I've had the same lady coming in for over 11 years now. There was a year or so where she was unavailable so I had other people coming in--I didn't like that and I didn't trust them.

[IMaDick]

I don't like them using my bathroom or sitting on my couch.

I'm not wild about strangers using my bathroom either but I LOVE that this nice lady scrubs my toilets!

We're not even strangers anymore; I've had the same lady coming in for over 11 years now. There was a year or so where she was unavailable so I had other people coming in--I didn't like that and I didn't trust them.

I have had the same cleaning lady for 14 years.

[username]

I have had the same cleaning lady for 14 years.

Do you smack her around too?

You must pay her a lot of money. A LOT of money. I know it's not your charming personality that brings her back.

[Maggot]

IMaDick wrote:

I have had the same cleaning lady for 14 years.


username wrote:

You must pay her a lot of money. A LOT of money.

maggot wrote:

I can only imagine that it may be in the millions........millions I bet. Blind and deaf also. Possibly feeble minded and nostril deprived. With lots of body hair. Lots... growing in clumps and patches.

[Cracker]

Movie on Netflix I won't be watching:

After an injury sidelines his dreams of making it as a basketball pro, Clarence (50 Cent) takes a job in a grocery store. Then tragedy strikes: His mother is killed by a stray bullet, leaving him to take care of his gifted younger brother, Shocka (Elijah Williams). But when he finds himself out of work, Clarence turns to a life of crime so he can make ends meet. Leading man 50 Cent also writes and directs this crime drama.

Love how the thug life is movie-worthy.

[Lady Cop]

Dick:I have had the same cleaning lady for 14 years.


you just KNOW he probably means his wife! he's waiting for someone to bite!

[sally]

Movie on Netflix I won't be watching:

After an injury sidelines his dreams of making it as a basketball pro, Clarence (50 Cent) takes a job in a grocery store. Then tragedy strikes: His mother is killed by a stray bullet, leaving him to take care of his gifted younger brother, Shocka (Elijah Williams). But when he finds himself out of work, Clarence turns to a life of crime so he can make ends meet. Leading man 50 Cent also writes and directs this crime drama.

Love how the thug life is movie-worthy.

Of course, because there is really no other way to make ends meet after your lazy ass gets fired, finding another job isn't an option. Stupid fucking niggers piss me off with those dumb movies.

[Duchess]

Can they be so stupid as to not understand that all they are doing is reinforcing a negative stereotype? That's just dumb.

[Lady Cop]

awful. concentration camp chic.
Paris (CNN) -- A former fashion model who posed in a provocative ad campaigning against anorexia has died in France, her acting teacher said.

Isabelle Caro, who was widely reported to be 28 years old, gained attention when she posed nude for the 2007 ad, which was featured on a billboard. The huge photo shows her gaunt body, with her back to the camera and her ribs visible, above the words "No Anorexia."

News of her death was reported in European news outlets on Wednesday and Thursday, but Caro died last month, her acting teacher, Daniele Gouzard-Dubreuil Prevot, said. She said she did not know how Caro died and said Caro's father told her that Caro died on November 17 and was buried on November 24.

[username]

Jesus. Way to close out the 2010 thread, LC.

[Lady Cop]

love the story, love the movie.

(CNN) -- The oldest daughter of the Austrian family portrayed in the 1965 film "The Sound of Music" died of heart failure Tuesday, a friend confirmed.

Agathe von Trapp, 97, was in a Gilchrist Hospice in Towson, Maryland, when she died, her friend Mary Louise Kane told CNN Thursday.

She fell ill November 9 and was moved on December 2 to the Gilchrist Hospice, said Kane, who ran a kindergarten with von Trapp in Glyndon, Maryland.

The 16-year-old Liesl von Trapp character in the movie was based on Agathe, but the writer and director took great artistic license with the portrayal, Kane said.

"(Von Trapp) was nothing at all like the Liesl character," Kane said. "She was a very private person and a bit shy. She didn't like being in the limelight at all."

Contrary to the movie, she was not the oldest of the von Trapp family. An older brother was made younger in the script.

"Liesl was a made-up character," Kane said. "I never thought of her being Agathe because they were too unlike."

Four siblings survive, including Maria, 96, who lives in Vermont, Kane said. Three half-siblings still alive are Rosemarie, Eleonore, and Johannes, she said.

The von Trapp family fled Austria in 1938 to escape Nazi persecution. They toured the United States as the Trapp Family Singers after World War II.

Agathe von Trapp wrote her life story in a book published in 2003 and republished last September, Kane said.

"She was hoping to do some book signings," Kane said. "She did enjoy the book signings because people would come and tell her how much they enjoyed her concerts."

[Cracker]

Can they be so stupid as to not understand that all they are doing is reinforcing a negative stereotype? That's just dumb.

That's what I was thinking. How many stereotypes can you put in one movie? Basketball career, mom shot in a convenience store robbery, turn to life of crime, brother named "Shocka" (hahahaha stupid black folks, that is too much). The only non-stereotype is smart brother. That isn't a stereotype in Georgia.

We are on the bottom of the nation educationally because black males score lower than disabled kids on national achievement tests.

[Duchess]

While we are sorta/kinda talking about this, I'd just like to add, it really bugs me when I hear many of them talk, if I didn't worry about dying for it I'd like to get in their face & say, enunciate, motherfucker.

[Cracker]

While we are sorta/kinda talking about this, I'd just like to add, it really bugs me when I hear many of them talk, if I didn't worry about dying for it I'd like to get in their face & say, enunciate, motherfucker.

My dad was a racist. Many of that generation were. I didn't pass that along, I preach the opposite. BUT something he used to say comes back to haunt me in certain situations: "Monkey see, monkey do." I know that is horrible, but it explains much of African American culture. It doesn't matter if it is just or moral or intelligent, just "monkey see, monkey do." That's why you would name a kid Shocka. Now I bet a segment of new baby boys will be named that if their mom is a 50 Cent fan. I say mom, because half the time the dads aren't around to help pick names.

I just wonder if it is this shocka: or if some dumbass can't spell Chaka Kahn.

[Duchess]

I don't think there is any excuse for not speaking properly, none. I know it sounded racist but Jesus Christ people have the opportunity to be educated for free, who the hell wouldn't take advantage of that? I just don't understand how people can be so friggin' lackadaisical, who doesn't want more in life, more education, more money, more opportunities. People disgust me so much sometimes.

[Cracker]

I have honestly heard many people speak about "the government" paying their bills. The government doesn't have any money, taxpayers do. It makes my blood boil. Many people have no drive whatsoever. Generations of pieces of shit sit around on their asses having more useless kids while we pay for it. About 30% of the population plays the system for a living. That is their job. They move in a man that has a job and live in houses or apartments we pay for using utilities we pay for and eating food we pay for. That is the "system."