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how does your garden grow?
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05-29-2011, 11:16 AM
We've got 3 of these bad boys growing in our backyard. Lilies, I think?
![[Image: 508d701e60.jpg]](http://www.ballsgohere.com/uploads/508d701e60.jpg)
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
05-29-2011, 11:28 AM
Glad you're around..I don't plant'em, or grow'em...just take the pictures! All I know on these things, is that my wife bought them, not knowing what color they were gonna be...but she's tickled pink (or purple, as the case may be), as her favorite color is purple, and all 3 of them are the same!
Edit: One thing that is my job is weeding...and that motherfucking thing I've got circled in red is a pain in my ass. Those fucking things have deep roots, and can grow anywhere. Worst weed ever, IMO ![[Image: 8c7e58fa44.jpg]](http://www.ballsgohere.com/uploads/8c7e58fa44.jpg)
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here. 
05-29-2011, 11:30 AM
They will multiply as they grow, Kid. They spread and it will only be a matter of time before she can divide her plants & have more. ![[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Zy3rKpW.png)
05-29-2011, 11:36 AM
I hope you're talking about the Iris, and not the fucking weed (check my edit)! I know those sonsofbitches multiply like rabbits in heat.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here. 
05-30-2011, 03:03 PM
my rhodies are finally blooming. they are at least 40' tall.
see the fat bee?  the little green plants are strawberries. i never get any because some furry critters eat them. even with the netting i throw over them.
06-03-2011, 02:12 PM
Final veggie planting going on as I type thi...corn, and peas...a few things planed earlier in the week have started to sprout..but far from picture worthy. Unfortunately, watermelon plant already has appeared to have died..it's just gotten too cold here at night, methinks. This spring (or lack thereof) has been fucking brutal.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here. 
06-03-2011, 02:18 PM
peas should be planted in very early spring, they can handle the cold and actually are much sweeter if planted at the right time of the year.
Build tents to protect your vine plants when they are small, clear plastic and a little bit of wood or wire, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
06-03-2011, 02:24 PM
lmao @ "wtf is wrong with you"
Not my gig man, I just dig the dirt, and set up the watering shit...other than that, it's the wifeys show. Edit: It's also her second year of doing this...it's defo a learning process. Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
06-03-2011, 02:31 PM
If you build the tents you can jump start your garden vines by a few weeks. the very best though is a green house that has a small buckeye wood stove in it, you can get a month or more start on all of your plants except corn.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
06-03-2011, 02:32 PM
One question I want to ask though..Ants..good for the garden, or no?
To me, I would think they'd help aerate the soil, however, the wifey is gettin pretty tore up with bites while planting. If I need to get rid of them..what product would you recommend that's safe for veggies (and the humans that are going to eat them) Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
06-03-2011, 02:39 PM
Ants are not beneficial garden bugs.
get some chickens to turn loose on your garden spot in the spring let them turn ,fertilize and de bug the spot for a couple of weeks before planting. get rid of the ants. put a few low containers out filled with sugar water, let them little fuckers drown and attract the bee's to pollinate at the same time.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
06-03-2011, 02:50 PM
Praying mantis is a great predator bug, they are very beneficial, but they move on when the food source is gone. lady bugs are also very beneficial, they eat aphids.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
06-03-2011, 02:57 PM
Well shit..no way in hell I'm gonna get chickens, and the planting has already started so it's too late to treat the soil? I was kind of hoping that ants would be beneficial in some aspect.
Guess I'll just keep the wifey stocked up with calamine lotion to treat the bites 
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
06-03-2011, 03:01 PM
Spray the ground with soapy water, make it a living hell for the ants, they may just take off on their own.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
06-03-2011, 03:02 PM
(06-03-2011, 02:57 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Well shit..no way in hell I'm gonna get chickens You don't want to be the first on your street to have yard birds? 
06-03-2011, 03:07 PM
I live in I-dee-ho..believe me, Roosters and chickens are a-plenty.
The soapy water wont hurt the veggies (most of which are just now sprouting), Dick? Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
06-03-2011, 03:15 PM
No it won't hurt the plants, I always used Ivory soap flakes just dissolve them and spray it on the ground, you can actually spray the plants to help fight aphid infestation.
some flowering plants like marigolds also help keep pests out. plant them in between the plants at 5 0r 6 foot intervals.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
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