What really annoyed the hell out of you today?

[Cracker]

a Billion dollars, worth 6 cents on the dollar, how much of a hedge does the billionaire have?

I get tired of having to explain all of this to the smart stupid people.

Yes, wealthy people only buy Treasury Bonds.

The smart people probably stopped investing in America when we put ACORN in the White House.

Besides, the big money is made when the economy is bad. Opportunists and shit. History will corroborate that.

[BlueTiki]

a Billion dollars, worth 6 cents on the dollar, how much of a hedge does the billionaire have?

I get tired of having to explain all of this to the smart stupid people.

$60M.

I'm getting tired of performing simple math for cheap-assed illiterares.

Go open a bank account . . . get a free calculator, sport.

[IMaDick]

I think your big wide ass has sucked the brain straight out of your head.

60 million is bankrupt for a billionaire.

stop calling yourself an accountant.

by the way it makes no difference why you turn a customer away, it all turns out the same in the end, the person who needed your help didn't get it.

[Duchess]

Bwahahaha! The person who needed her help didn't get it.

Too fuckin' bad.

[IMaDick]

That's what being in business is Duchess.

[Duchess]

Huh?

Never mind.

[BlueTiki]

. . . the person who needed your help didn't get it.

They don't NEED me. I'm not the only game in town.

And I was wrong about the billionaire's hedge.

It was a Japanese Boxwood.

[IMaDick]

I'm kinda hoping everyone figures this out.

[QueenBee]

What aoyed the hell out of me today was THAT VERDICT

[BlueTiki]

I'm kinda hoping everyone figures this out.

Oh . . . I've figured it out.

If the local chapter president of NAMBLA comes to me and says they need my help, I'm supposed to accept them as clients.

Or the American Nazi Party goose-steps into my office and begs for my guidance, I can't refuse.

Or the AZ DNC or RNC committee asks me to perform an audit of their organization, I gotta jump right to it.

Or the alchoholic father of three who owns the local Lexus dealership, cheats on his wife and harasses his employees? Can't say "No."

Get real.

Oh wait! Was I supposed to mention homos and IV drug users, too?

Or lumberjacks?

[IMaDick]

You're a fucking accountant.

Jesus christ is everything an excuse for you to use red herrings?

Choose your clients I really don't give a rats ass, all I ever said was that I think it's bullshit that you discriminate based on income and education levels.

You started this whole fucking thing by being condescending to your customer, it says a mouth full about you, I probably shouldn't have said mouth full to you but what the fuck do I care if you eat two large pizzas and a bucket of kentucy fried chicken to regain your self esteem.

Go for it.

[BlueTiki]

Choose your clients I really don't give a rats ass, all I ever said was that I think it's bullshit that you discriminate based on income and education levels.

I rest my case with the education. I like 'em educated. Especially if they can read.

Now . . . what post did I say a client's income is a basis for acceptance? Did I give a specific amount or a range?

Don't rush . . . finish your Dominos cheese pizza and light beer. You've earned it.

And just because the woman at the bar turned you down, don't get all pissy about others who are choosey, too.

And yeah . . . I'd refer you. I'm sure H & R Block can walk you through the process.

BTW - the attorney gig was a side-job. A stupid favor on my part. He or his firm isn't a client.

[IMaDick]

Just call up the favor taker and tell them fuck this, they aren't smart enough to come to you for help.

right away they would know that a smart person would have went someplace else to start with.

[Maggot]

Dammit! Ran outta free beer!

[Cracker]

Why would anyone expect private business owners to run their businesses like public services? WTF? Talk about an entitlement attitude. If you have a good reputation and do great work, you can choose your clients. Why should Tiki mess with every welfare mother that comes through the door wanting her earned income credit? Business success is being able to choose your clients and not being a slave to every penny that walks through the door. Plumbers may not care because shit looks the same in any toilet, but accountants may not want to work for drug lords or people who won't pay on time.

Tiki, you would get more ass if you worked for plumbers. Ass-crack anyway.

[BlueTiki]

. . . they aren't smart enough to come to you for help.

Dumbass.

The ultimate consumers are the members of the jury. They didn't come to me.

And like I said before . . . I've assumed they are a jury of your peers.

Slow, socialistic and ADD.

[username]

Why would anyone expect private business owners to run their businesses like public services? WTF? Talk about an entitlement attitude. If you have a good reputation and do great work, you can choose your clients. Why should Tiki mess with every welfare mother that comes through the door wanting her earned income credit?

Seriously! I'm sorry but CPA's and financial advisors don't earn their living based on those that are putting aside a couple of thousand dollars a year. Jesus.

[IMaDick]

Crackwhore, listen up, when you open a business that serves the public in any way shape or form, you are a service oriented business, it doesn't matter if you have a lick of sense, or even give a fuck about your customers, or for that matter know who the fuck your customers are as has been exhibited here by an un named fat ass, you're still a service business.

[IMaDick]

Why would anyone expect private business owners to run their businesses like public services? WTF? Talk about an entitlement attitude. If you have a good reputation and do great work, you can choose your clients. Why should Tiki mess with every welfare mother that comes through the door wanting her earned income credit?

Seriously! I'm sorry but CPA's and financial advisors don't earn their living based on those that are putting aside a couple of thousand dollars a year. Jesus.

You may want to stick with what you know best "giving cats blow jobs and shit", because finacial advice isn't it, wall street is made up of and sustained by the small investor.

Don't believe me? do your own research.

[BlueTiki]

"We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone."

"No shirt, no shoes, no service."

"No checks. Cash only."

"Must present credit card at time of redemption."

"You've had too much to drink. I'm cutting you off."

"No ID - No Entry."