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HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES
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07-20-2010, 11:37 AM
you're welcome to join! we won't torture and abuse you when you introduce yourself. we're a kinder, gentler MOCK. :Angel: 99


well...some people might be tortured and abused. 17

sign up today! win wads of cash! get a free jaguar! and home delivery of live lobsters! all for joining in the next 5 minutes!


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07-20-2010, 11:43 AM
LOBSTERS? Can I quit and re join????
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07-20-2010, 11:45 AM
(07-20-2010, 11:43 AM)QueenBee Wrote: LOBSTERS? Can I quit and re join????

no. i will know it's you. nice try. heh


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07-20-2010, 11:45 AM
Shit, why not.
You've already got crabs.
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07-20-2010, 11:49 AM
(07-20-2010, 11:45 AM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Shit, why not.
You've already got crabs.

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07-20-2010, 02:13 PM
i don't normally pander to perverts, but if that's what it takes...we have salacious photos of bazoongas. but you have to be a member to see them. ::bantits::


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07-20-2010, 02:21 PM
LC is right. If you do not join, and you do a search in Mock for boobies...THIS is all you will get to see...








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07-20-2010, 02:49 PM


I could be interested in a sapphire blue jag...Uh huh..Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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07-20-2010, 02:55 PM
(07-20-2010, 02:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I could be interested in a sapphire blue jag...Uh huh..Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

well...uh...this is the jaguar.

he comes with 100 lbs. of raw meat. hah


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07-20-2010, 06:32 PM
Just found out Mock was back yesterday. Thanks for the invite.105



P.S. Is Julie the racist here because I am not interested in hearing her stupidity.
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07-20-2010, 06:36 PM
Seems as if julie is not aware of our return from the ashes.
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07-20-2010, 07:08 PM


Shhh ~
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07-21-2010, 02:08 AM
terribly sorry QB...


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07-21-2010, 09:20 AM
Oh well..I will have to suffer then.
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07-22-2010, 08:22 PM
::wave::
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07-25-2010, 10:14 PM
have you always wanted to speak with god? he's here! at mock!

he's our new partner, a tech genius. ::slavebow::

~~~ don't mean to blaspheme, but that's his name. so register and talk to god!



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07-25-2010, 11:43 PM
Maybe I don't give a Fuck, ya know? :B

Bite my ass and try me Smiley_emoticons_fies
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07-26-2010, 07:04 AM
(07-25-2010, 10:14 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: have you always wanted to speak with god? he's here! at mock!

he's our new partner, a tech genius. ::slavebow::


Ain't we lucky ! :B
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07-26-2010, 07:55 AM
Actually, no, it wasn't luck - you both worked fucking hard for it.

Now you are reaping the rewards of being determined bitches,
which is more than I can say for those fucking spineless bitches with fewer brain cells than a protoplasm.
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07-28-2010, 05:00 AM
for those who didn't get the email i sent out recently when we re-opened Mock, here is a copy:

to YOU~
Subject: Fw: AN ENGRAVED INVITATION FOR YOU!

Dear former and new Mockers! i am pleased to announce Mock is back! newer and better and still fun!
we will no longer confine ourselves to the usual vitriol, but will have a more general forum, with topics for everyone to enjoy and participate!
it's going to take a bit of fine-tuning, but hopefully with trial and error, we'll get it right.
the premise will be a private area to trash people as per Mock tradition.
but we will have "normal" forum areas where no trashing or abuse will be integrated into threads.
mainly what we will strive for is everyone enjoying Mock, and no heavy-handed gestapo moderation. [Image: dxzdqu.jpg]

so come home Mockers! we missed you!
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