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HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES
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07-30-2010, 04:29 AM
OK i promised you boobs.
some of our members have generously provided us with photos of their full frontal adipose attributes. here is an example....guess who? you have to register to see them in all their lush glory! 
 
07-31-2010, 07:00 AM
I always have the urge to flip them the bird..lurkers that is..  What's the difference between a lurker & one who eavesdrops ?.. 
07-31-2010, 07:54 AM
Lurkers are fat females with bleached hair and bathrobes sitting in a donut stained chair in front of their computers , and eavesdroppers are fat females with shaved snatches standing outside the door with greasy fingers from the fried chicken they are eating while listening to a conversation between normal people.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
07-31-2010, 08:06 AM
We are "real" deep down honest people, and thats something every lurker would like to be but it scares the hell out of them they prefer to sit in their make believe world where everything is always nice.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
07-31-2010, 08:06 AM
Yay!
It's official! I'm fucking normal!
07-31-2010, 08:11 AM
(07-31-2010, 08:06 AM)IMaDick Wrote: We are "real" deep down honest people, and thats something every lurker would like to be but it scares the hell out of them they prefer to sit in their make believe world where everything is always nice. Everyone says they want honesty yet, feelings get hurt & people get angry. My feeling is, if you can't deal with it, don't ask for it.
07-31-2010, 08:17 AM
That's cos of this too-far-gone fucking political correctness we have
07-31-2010, 06:21 PM
(07-31-2010, 07:54 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Lurkers are fat females with bleached hair and bathrobes sitting in a donut stained chair in front of their computers , and eavesdroppers are fat females with shaved snatches standing outside the door with greasy fingers from the fried chicken they are eating while listening to a conversation between normal people. HEY....I do NOT bleach my hair. And at least I do not lurk any more. 
07-31-2010, 06:27 PM
Yeah but, you drive a cube & that cancels everything else out.. 
07-31-2010, 06:43 PM
time for the BIG GUNS here.
for the next 20 minutes only, all who register will receive a FREE SHAMWOW! :B click on advert to see your prize.
08-02-2010, 06:29 AM
Let 'em lurk...Everyone is so untrusting now they are only talking in the private forum anyway. 
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08-02-2010, 08:21 AM
I'd agree - it all seems to be belly-button fluff with you.
08-06-2010, 09:23 AM
The half naked dancing guy is cool, so are the pretty girls & delightful looking drinks but, that pig laid out like that has got to go. I have the urge to rescue him but he's COOKED !...AND GARNISHED !
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