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HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES
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#101
12-17-2010, 09:17 AM
i think a lot of people sign up thinking that will get them into the members' eyes only area. nope. Secret 39
that takes a bit of effort. you know, like more than one post. 112


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#102
12-21-2010, 08:14 PM
Hello Rose, JDStone, Sloopysloop and all you one-post wonders~~
don't you have an opinion or comment about anything?

MERRY CHRISTMAS! WE WILL MISS YOU WHEN YOU ARE DELETED! 21

here's a bear hug~~AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!


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#103
12-21-2010, 08:28 PM


I'm worried for that dog.
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12-22-2010, 06:08 AM
that's how dog food got its name...
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#105
12-29-2010, 06:15 PM
whoooooooohooooooo it's almost New Years Eve! Dancingparty

at Mock it's a night of disco (see photo of me from last year below)
the champagne will be flowing~~Drinking too much

and cleaning out the old to make way for the new~~bye-bye lurkers! ::bandance::::bandance::::bandance::::bandance::::bandance::




that's me in the sexy silver lame tights getting ready drive the men insane with depraved monkey lust 37---->


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#106
12-29-2010, 06:19 PM
Holy hell! How does she use a toilet? Really. How does the poop get from her rectum to the bowl without leaving a brown smear?

Maybe she just doesn't see the brown smear. hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Yeah, I'm going to hell. Good thing I don't believe in it.
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#107
12-29-2010, 06:21 PM
How far does she hang off the toilet on either side?
When you are really big like that, is the taint the same size as on more normally sized people?
Can she use toilets that are close to the wall or does she have to sit sidesaddle?

I have questions people!
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12-29-2010, 06:21 PM
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12-29-2010, 06:22 PM
How do you sit a big ass like that on a toilet and NOT piss straight out? How?
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12-29-2010, 06:23 PM
How does she wipe? Does she have to lift things? Does her entire hand disappear for a moment? Does she touch ass cheeks when she wipes?
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12-29-2010, 06:23 PM
(12-29-2010, 06:15 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: that's me in the sexy silver lame tights getting ready drive the men insane with depraved monkey lust 37---->


You lie like a rug & Dick will believe you. Watch.

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12-29-2010, 06:41 PM
hahaha, well Dick said my arse was too fat for santa's sleigh~~113 [Image: xmas007.gif]

shhhhhh...we have a toilet obsessive among us.


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12-29-2010, 07:08 PM
(12-29-2010, 06:41 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: shhhhhh...we have a toilet obsessive among us.

You aren't curious? Not even a little?

I got busted texting on the toilet the other day. Do you text on the toilet? Honestly, it could have waited. The things we do when we think nobody is watching...
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12-29-2010, 07:10 PM


Never texted from the bathroom. I text from bed quite a bit, I read Mock from bed sometimes at night off my BB but, nope, never texted from the toilet.
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12-29-2010, 07:12 PM
(12-29-2010, 07:08 PM)Cracker Wrote: You aren't curious? Not even a little?


Nooooooo.

I now understand the meaning of rolling her in flour first to find the wet spot though.

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12-29-2010, 07:23 PM
I'm too lazy to be that fat. I don't want to carry an extra person's weight around all day.

I was a little ashamed texting on the pot. I will refrain in the future.
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12-30-2010, 01:52 PM
(12-29-2010, 07:08 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(12-29-2010, 06:41 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: shhhhhh...we have a toilet obsessive among us.

You aren't curious? Not even a little?

I got busted texting on the toilet the other day. Do you text on the toilet? Honestly, it could have waited. The things we do when we think nobody is watching...

No, I don't text from the toilet or talk on the phone. I was talking to a lady (and I use the term loosley) at work the other day. I could HEAR her peeing while we were talking. I was speechless. Like I totally was doing the um, um, um yea thing. I wanted to day do you need a minute to finish up? Wash your hands perhaps?
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#118
12-30-2010, 04:04 PM
(12-29-2010, 06:23 PM)Cracker Wrote: How does she wipe? Does she have to lift things? Does her entire hand disappear for a moment? Does she touch ass cheeks when she wipes?


She probally has one of these.

http://www.neatorama.com/2009/06/13/comf...ur-behind/


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#119
12-30-2010, 04:18 PM
Is that real? That is effen disgusting. Who needs a shit stick in the bathroom?

Do you wad or fold your TP? I fold. (This is a JOKE. NOT an exercise in mindfulness. I don't care how you wipe. Really.)
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#120
12-30-2010, 06:23 PM
i don't know how i missed this over Christmas! i need a bunch of them for you poopy people! Mini xmas tree
expect one in your stocking next year! the candy-pooping reindeer!
it even doubles as a tasteful keychain! 115


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