HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES

[Duchess]

Don't you ever get tired of lurking? Suck it up & register for christssake. Please, stop being a chickenshit. It's nothing more than words posted by strangers. Get a grip.

Register right now, goddamnit!

[Cracker]

I think they are afraid of Cracker. There must not be any male lurkers. At least any with some balls...

[Duchess]

Many of them are using proxies to lurk.

[Duchess]

Pussies *nods*

[Cracker]

Men are fucking babies. They can't handle too much teasing. Kills their sense of worth and mojo.

Women are like, "Wut'd you say, bitch?"

[username]

Bring your skittles and iced tea and join TODAY!!!

[Duchess]

Too bad we can't show them what you look like armed with your gun.

[Lady Cop]

hi lurkers! we have something new, you can help us try it out. when you join you are confined in a secret room for a few posts, so to be honest, i can gently interrogate you . if you're not an axe-murderer i will make you a nOOb and you can post.
and after that a brand new Mock member with access to the inner sanctum!

so stop hesitating! sign up, join up, it's always FREE! we don't grub donations. you'll be directed to an area with some newbie info and where you can say hello.

this week's free gift for newbies is a genuine Titanic & iceberg ice cube tray! supplies limited.

[Donovan]

that's messed up and I would totally buy one hahaha.

[Duchess]

when you join you are confined in a secret room for a few posts, so to be honest, i can gently interrogate you .

That's my favorite part. I love that no one gets immediate access onto Mock any more. We have enough awesome Members that we don't have to accept just anyone in order to build our site. People can either live up to the standards our Members have set or GTFO.

[Duchess]

Was that too much?

[Donovan]

Nah, just about right. It should be the caveat at the end of the traditional greeting espousing free speech and edgier humor. Freedom of expression should be something one aspires to, not lowers toward. If you want the freedom to say what you please, first be certain you have something worth saying. Most people forget that part.

[Duchess]

If you want the freedom to say what you please, first be certain you have something worth saying. Most people forget that part.

You wouldn't believe the number of people who think the freedom to express yourself in the manner you choose is simply a license to be an asshole...actually, I guess you probably would, you've seen it happen.

[Donovan]

Thomas Jefferson: I feel the inalienable right to freedom of speech should be included in our document, gentlemen.
George Washington: I agree. A free press and free society ought to be able to express dissatisfaction without fear of censure or imprisonment.
Ben Franklin: I PHUXXXT ALL YER MOMS LOLOLOLOLOL PWNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Hancock: You are an asshole, Benjamin. And cut off from the wine flagon, henceforth.

[Lady Cop]

hi lurkers! we have something new, you can help us try it out. when you join you are confined in a secret room for a few posts, so to be honest, i can gently interrogate you . if you're not an axe-murderer i will make you a nOOb and you can post.
and after that a brand new Mock member with access to the inner sanctum!

so stop hesitating! sign up, join up, it's always FREE! we don't grub donations. you'll be directed to an area with some newbie info and where you can say hello.

this week's free gift for newbies is a genuine Titanic & iceberg ice cube tray! supplies limited.

the welcome mat is out...wipe your feet!

[Lady Cop]

We currently have 666 members registered.

[Riotgear]

We currently have 666 members registered.

Awesome!! CLOSE THE GATE!

[Donovan]

To keep them out, or keep us in?

[Riotgear]

To keep them out, or keep us in?

Both?

[Borndragon]

Let's Break this shit wide open...










BornDragon ~ Misery loves company