HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES

[Duchess]

Thanks for all the screen shots, you shit stirrer.

[username]

10 users active in the past 3 minutes (3 members, 1 of whom is invisible, and 6 guests).

Fuck you invisible members and guests. Get ur asses in here!

[Older Than Dirt]

It's possible for a member to be invisible ????

[Duchess]

It's possible for a member to be invisible ????

Yes, there is an option in your profile settings that allow you to be invisible if checked. If you need any help, let me know.

[Duchess]

10 users active in the past 3 minutes (3 members, 1 of whom is invisible, and 6 guests).

Fuck you invisible members and guests. Get ur asses in here!

They all fall into the category of "fan" but there are sub-categories to that. Some are those who enjoy reading all of you but don't think they have what it takes to post with Mockers, to be blunt, they lack balls. Others are those who bad mouth Mock other places yet return daily to read, they are an oxymoron, some hide behind a proxy because they don't want us to know how nosy they are, I know & I get the biggest chuckle out of them & some simply like to read with no desire to participate. One thing they all have in common is that they return every single day like clockwork.

[F.U.]

The invisible talk gave me a laugh. I just looked and I must have used that option back in 2008 when I joined [if I remember right most of us did] and it is still set that way. Will I change it? No, dont think so. However I am here and post when I have something to say.

[ramseycat]

Well hello FU!!!

[F.U.]

Hello Ramsey.

[HairOfTheDog]

10 users active in the past 3 minutes (3 members, 1 of whom is invisible, and 6 guests).

Fuck you invisible members and guests. Get ur asses in here!

Seems like most members are invisible. We still show up in the count of who's on-line though, I think.

I have the Mock window and my business database window open most of the time and have to jump outta here frequently in mid post, sometimes for a long time. Invisible makes more sense. If I'm working on a report or have scheduled calls and just wanna read in between, I stay in guest mode and read the members only stuff when it's calmer. My ass is still in here either way.

[Maggot]

I'm invisible just in case I have to take a piss and the only thing around is a ladies room.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'd love to have the power to become invisible IRL. Not so much to use the men's bathroom or spy or anything, but just to be able to explore freely without any questions or anyone bugging me for anything.

[Duchess]

We have a shit ton of lurkers everyday, an absolute shit ton. They are peeping in Mock's windows.

[Cynical Ninja]

They need to cross the line and sign up.

Why be a voyeur when you could be in here fucking with the rest of us?

[Duchess]

We had a half dozen people register yesterday...and then they left without saying a word. Go figure.

[Cynical Ninja]

What's the point in registering if you aren't even going to bother creating a newbie thread for yourself?

Do you have to be a member to read the crime forum?

[Duchess]

Do you have to be a member to read the crime forum?

No. Lurkers can see everything except for all our private forums, which are Members Only, the Nudity forum, Photography & Wandering Mockers. I didn't feel that lurkers have any right to see Mockers personal pix or read about your vacations and other personal stuff like that.

[Duchess]

All you nOObs registering an account, if you don't use it within 90 days it is automatically pruned, it's history, it's like you were never here. Grow a set for fuckssake.

[ramseycat]

You should make it 30 days.

[ZEROSPHERES]

When is Sally gonna get an Avatar?
I feel like she is giving us all the finger by not having one.

[Duchess]

She used to have a kickass av of a very perky breast with a small smurf clinging to it. That one was my favorite.