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Daily Fuck Yous
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07-31-2010, 09:31 AM
If I say Fuck you I have a reason, so fuck you!
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams 
08-02-2010, 04:34 PM
Fuck you all for making me read all this shit to catch up again
08-02-2010, 05:07 PM
FUCK YOU to the glass shop who told me replacing the ballast in the window was a breeze
 Fuck yeah...if you work for a window shop. Cocksuckers anyway...
Fug duh kund
08-02-2010, 11:12 PM
(08-02-2010, 06:10 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Luke, you're a crust-fuck. go lick our resident beaner's taint... 
Fug duh kund
08-03-2010, 08:52 AM
I'm having a vent so you can all fuck off
How is it when you do someone a favour they fuck you over? My hands are tied - but not for long - as my wife's workmate continually pisses me off. Not content with actually breaking my tools he borrowed (and didn't return some of them) he has decided that (a) it's cool to be a wanker like he is and (b) that it would be my privilege to help him out. So he's decided without asking that we can pick him up on the way to work at 6:30am. Okay, so we're on the way, it's no trouble, or is it? First day works out fine, he's waiting there by the main road. Second day, (today) he's not there, he's tired and thanks for our phone call to ask where he is and waking him up so he is not late for work and we can wait while he gets dressed. As he starts 30 mins later than my wife this will make her late and him on time. Fuck that. So I drive off to get my wife to work on time. He makes the comment that his mother normally rings him to wake him up but this morning she hasn't. He is 35. His mother apparently thinks also this is 'cute' behaviour. There's been a lot of complaints about him and his slack attitude with other people. He is losing the goodwill but in this fucking PC country and even more PC job you're not actually allowed to say anything negative to anyone without having a full package of support because it's an offence to hurt someone with the fucking truth they are an arsehole. He did say some months ago he thought it was 'cute' that he was so laid-back. His slack-attitude is affecting other people including me. Well, I get to pick my wife up soon and he will be wanting a lift back. I think I'm going to be having a few words with him. It's one thing to do someone a favour but this guy deserves a couple of black eyes - which reminds me, he gets on a regular basis about twice a year. So I'm taking the spirit of Mock with me, and I will have you all in mind when I give this piece of shit a few words of advice.
08-03-2010, 10:36 AM
It turned out he got his mother to do a 40-mile round journey
in peak morning traffic to take him the 8 miles to work. Awww....ain't that cute of him to make his mother feel so worthwhile? 
08-05-2010, 12:48 AM
Here is a good place to begin, we have as much time as you need!
08-09-2010, 04:04 PM
A War film is starting on the tv...
the announcer warns us that there are violent scenes in it.... Jeez, I'm glad I was told...what a fucking country.
08-18-2010, 01:34 PM
Fuck You, Pakistan!
Why is it Britain's fucking responsibility to pick up your pieces? When we had our floods, I don't recall ever had a fucking aid package from Allah, Islam or any-fucking-thing from Paki-fucki-stan. You've got your people's, you've got your govt, now sort yourselves out. We're fucking surrounded by water, but we don't fucking blame you. (Foot through the tv ends transmission/rant.)
08-18-2010, 03:14 PM
I've been watching on the tv how the Pakistani's are angry food is late -
Well, the curry I ordered from the Pakistani Curry-house was s'posed to be 20 mins but came 60 minutes later - he didn't fucking complain about food arriving late then, did he? I told him to fuck off as I got fed up of waiting and already ate. 
08-18-2010, 10:00 PM
I fucking hate curry. I've tried different Thai and Indian dishes hoping I'd like it, but it makes me gag. I can't even walk into an Indian owned convenience store without gagging, the shit is seeping out of their pores.
08-18-2010, 10:07 PM
I may need to print this and read it on the pooper. I think I may get itchy if I try reading it in one gulp.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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