Annoying Celebrities

[aussiefriend]

She is so arrogant, and such a low IQ to go with it. Wait for the weird name she is going to give the poor child.

[HairOfTheDog]

She is so arrogant, and such a low IQ to go with it. Wait for the weird name she is going to give the poor child.

Yeah, but what do you think about those hair extensions?

I've never used extensions, so I'm an admitted amateur. I'm asking you as the professional Mock Hair Consultant. I fear that you're exploiting the fame of your title, yet neglecting your duties. You're getting paid for this gig, right?

[aussiefriend]

She is so arrogant, and such a low IQ to go with it. Wait for the weird name she is going to give the poor child.

Yeah, but what do you think about those hair extensions?

I've never used extensions, so I'm an admitted amateur. I'm asking you as the professional Mock Hair Consultant. I fear that you're exploiting the fame of your title, yet neglecting your duties. You're getting paid for this gig, right?

Do you know what I was going to do? I was going to change my title to Mock Neighborhood Watch Leader, because User hasn't been in here in a while and I know it was make her furious!

I hate her hair (who knows where that hair has been), her look, her smelly tan, everything about her. She is gross. Pouty pout and the 'guido' is hanging around her because of MTV, that's it.

[Lady Cop]

(Rolling Stone ) -- In an excerpt from Christopher Andersen's "Mick: The Wild Life and Mad Genius of Jagger" published by the New York Daily News, Andersen claims that Mick Jagger and David Bowie had an ongoing sexual relationship.

Among the various rumors and stories cited, the excerpt points out that Bebe Buell, mother of Liv Tyler and former lover of both Jagger and Bowie, dated the two at the same time, and that the two rockers attempted to lure her into a few orgies. "I used to get some pretty strange phone calls from Mick and David at three in the morning inviting me to join them in bed with four gorgeous black women," reads a quote in the book. "[Or] four gorgeous black men."

But in a Facebook post written today, Buell smashed Andersen's account, strongly dispelling the rumors. "This entire Bowie/Jagger thing is completely stupid and false! Who cares what they did in their private time? I sure don't but I don't like getting dragged into the press when I wasn't part of it. I don't do orgies, never did, never have!" she writes. "Yes, I dated both men but not at the same time. Bowie was more of JUST a friend. Jagger was a BF on and off for years. I hate having to answer to all of this crap! A person's sexuality is their own right and business but I am not anyone's sex toy!"

Mick: The Wild Life and Mad Genius of Jagger was released yesterday. The Rolling Stones recently unveiled an updated logo to mark their 50^th anniversary, are showcasing a free exhibit in London through August 27^th, and are strongly considering playing at least one live show this year to celebrate their longevity.

See full story at RollingStone.com.

[Lady Cop]

always was a little punk. who married a scheming whore.

(CNN) -- Actor Robert Blake accused CNN's Piers Morgan of calling him a liar in a combative, profanity-laced interview that was more remarkable for its tone than revelations surrounding his acquittal in the 2001 murder of his wife.

Blake, 78, said he agreed to appear on the show Wednesday to promote his self-published memoir "Tales Of A Rascal," telling Morgan that the book was not about his late wife, Bonnie Lee Bakley, or their relationship.

"I made a deal to come here and talk about anybody from the book," Blake said after Morgan asked about his feelings about the case.

"I excused you from that deal because I thought you were going to be cool. Now you're trying to (bleep) into the ground."

Blake was acquitted in 2005 in connection with the murder of Bakley, though that same year he was found liable for her death in a wrongful death lawsuit and ordered to pay $30 million. Blake subsequently filed for bankruptcy.

When Morgan asked about the case, including the civil suit, Blake demanded: "Do you know why I was arrested?"

"Tell me," Morgan said.

"Well, before you start asking questions, you should do some goddamn research," Blake said.

The actor has long maintained his innocence, raising questions about Bakley's past and her relationships with other men as a possible motive.

Bakley, who also had a well publicized relationship with Marlon Brando's son Christian, was found shot in the head in North Hollywood in 2001. The couple had married six months earlier after a paternity test revealed her child belonged to Blake not Brando.

"Bonnie had people that she burned. How bad I don't know. Did she steal everything from them? We'll leave that alone. But nobody really knew where Bonnie was. She had 15 ID cards. She had 15 credit cards. She had different places where she lived and nobody could ever find her if they were looking for her," Blake told Morgan.

"But one day somebody opened the paper and saw that Bonnie just married Robert Blake and where does Robert Blake live. And what a couple of weeks later she was dead. I want you to chew on that for a bit."

Blake's use of profanity is nothing new. Excerpts posted online from his self-published book are filled with it, especially as he describes the case that was built against him by Los Angeles authorities -- and his subsequent imprisonment while waiting to stand trial.

Blake accused Morgan of insulting him by raising questions about the case.

"Nobody tells me I'm a liar," Blake said.

At one point during one of Blake's tirades, Morgan asked: "Are you sane?"

Later Blake said: "My skin is a little bit thin. I've never allowed anybody to ask me the questions you're asking."


Morgan to Blake: Are you 'sane'?

But during a 2011 interview with Tavis Smiley, the actor touched on similar subjects and gave similar answers, including accusing the talk show host of "getting a little weird now" when he asked questions about the case's aftermath, according to a transcript of the interview posted online.

When Morgan raised questions about what he said he "presumed to be a very important moment" in Blake's life, the actor responded: "I didn't write about that life and I didn't write a book about Bonnie."

At times, Blake appeared to be drawing on his acting experience, quoting lines from movies or interviews he gave years earlier.

When Morgan asked where Blake was living, the actor appeared to draw on an answer he gave in 1993 to Entertainment Weekly: "I live in an apartment. I told you, I'm broke. I couldn't buy spats for a hummingbird."

At other times, Blake took profanity-infused lines directly from his book, according to excerpts published online, delivering them almost verbatim, including an explanation of how he lost the civil suit brought by Bakley's family.

"They didn't win it, I lost it. I went up there, suicidal, to lose that," he told Morgan.

He went on to call Morgan "Charlie Potatoes" or "Charlie" during the interview, taking a line from the 1958 movie "The Defiant Ones" that describes a man who is rich and popular.

"You're just like the cops. There's no place to get. Keep him in jail until he dies because everybody who's dead is guilty," he told Morgan, again using language from his book.

Twitter -- the closest thing to an instant barometer of public opinion -- exploded with reaction.

"To my friend Charlie Potatoes: Great TV! Better you than me," former talk show host Arsenio Hall tweeted.

Morgan, himself, tweeted: "Incredible interview. I'd cast him in a movie with Charlie Sheen tomorrow."

Morgan also asked Blake about his wife's background.

"I think she was a con artist, yes," Blake said. "I think she came to Hollywood to con her way into show business."

Blake also said he "didn't know her well enough to know her."

"I love her - well, I love you as a human being. You're my brother in arms," he told Morgan during the interview. "We're all in this thing together. But we were not dramatically in love or things like that."

Blake is best known for his role as a tough-talking detective in the 1970s TV show "Baretta" and his Oscar-nominated performance as condemned killer in the 1967 movie "In Cold Blood." He began his career as a child actor, starring as a Mickey in the "Our Gang" movie shorts.

[aussiefriend]

Creepy dude with the weird hat. It's like he is trying to show off his biceps that aren't there. Another OJ. Even if she was a con artist and had 15 credit cards she didn't deserve a bullet in the head asshole.

[Midwest Spy]

Creepy dude with the weird hat. It's like he is trying to show off his biceps that aren't there. Another OJ. Even if she was a con artist and had 15 credit cards she didn't deserve a bullet in the head asshole.

Ummm... maybe she did.

[aussiefriend]

Ummm... maybe she did.

That's ridiculous. It's comments like that, that contribute to the social problems the US have. I think you might be a mysogynist MWS. What was her problem? Her breasts weren't big enough?

[Lady Cop]

Ummm... maybe she did.

That's ridiculous. It's comments like that, that contribute to the social problems the US have. I think you might be a mysogynist MWS. What was her problem? Her breasts weren't big enough?

she was a grifter, a thief, con artist, a whore and i could go on and on. someone was bound to track her down after she conned them. was it blake? maybe. sure is possible. a bullet will cure that shit permanently.

[Midwest Spy]

Ummm... maybe she did.

That's ridiculous. It's comments like that, that contribute to the social problems the US have. I think you might be a mysogynist MWS. What was her problem? Her breasts weren't big enough?

I'm not saying that Robert Blake is an angel, but, from what I've read of Bonnie, she spent her adult life using, manipulating and fucking with people.

To me, sounds like her luck ran out after trying that shit on Blake.

IMO, they deserved each other.

[QueenBee]

Course, I heard all about this Robert Blake thing after the fact. BUT..for those of us nosey enough to want to see it, the interview will be repeated tomorrow (Friday) at 9PM on CNN

[Riotgear]

Ummm... maybe she did.

That's ridiculous. It's comments like that, that contribute to the social problems the US have. I think you might be a mysogynist MWS. What was her problem? Her breasts weren't big enough?

Do you mean misogynist?

[OnBendedKnee]

Having a string of bad luck and bullet to the head are miles apart.
And, who is Blake to decide who lives and who dies?

Being a manipulating little bitch is not a way to go through life.
(Yes, I'm talking about Blake.)

As for Bonnie?
A calculating drug infested opportunist does not equate to a death sentence, as least not yet.

[Lady Cop]

OBK: As for Bonnie?
A calculating drug infested opportunist does not equate to a death sentence, as least not yet.


MUST you insist on being reasonable here? it's very annoying.


i don't know for sure that blake shot her, but he is one of many possible good candidates. when you live like she did you must not expect to die in your bed of old age. sometimes you create your own sentence/fate/karma.

[aussiefriend]

Do you mean misogynist?

I'm surprised you know what one is.

[Riotgear]

Do you mean misogynist?

I'm surprised you know what one is.

I'm surprised you don't know how to spell it. What with you saying you think someone is one and all.

See what happens when you correct people's spelling? You have to get it right every time.

Especially if the word is crucial to the efficacy of your Mock. Like misogynist.

It's school yard, amateur hour, PKB bullshit you fucking idiot.

I'm starting to think I don't want to fuck you in the mouth so much anymore. I'll tell you what, I'll lay still and let you fuck my cock with your mouth. Once.

So let start again while I'm still willing to put up with your stupidity -

Go read Matthew 10. Version of your choice (you do have more than one version and a concordance right?) and report back to me.

If this was too long for you to get through without drifting off and forgetting what your doing, just remember the part where I called you a fucking idiot.

[HairOfTheDog]

If this was too long for you to get through without drifting off and forgetting what your doing, just remember the part where I called you a fucking idiot.

S/B "you're".

Couldn't resist; I reserve the right to continue misspelling in the future without any mouth fucking. This is a mock of a mock. This is only a mock.

[Riotgear]

If this was too long for you to get through without drifting off and forgetting what your doing, just remember the part where I called you a fucking idiot.

S/B "you're".

Couldn't resist; I reserve the right to continue misspelling in the future without any mouth fucking. This is a mock of a mock. This is only a mock.

Shhhhhh. Didn't you see where I said she can learn? Give it a minute.

[aussiefriend]

You have too much time on your hands. This thread is called "Annoying Celebrities" NOT "Annoying Creepy Dudes".

[Maggot]

..........Marty Feldman comes to mind.