Annoying Celebrities

[HairOfTheDog]

Yep, it's Mickey. I've always kinda liked the freak.

His new look is different; not too bad -- at least compared to his lion-faced days and his Donald Sterling years.

[Duchess]

Oh man. Look at that before picture. *drools*

[Cutz]

didn't he have a stroke or something tho?

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't think Mickey Rourke had a stroke.

He went back to boxing after his acting heyday.

If I remember correctly, he claimed the damage to his face from the boxing was what initially prompted the plastic surgery.

[Cutz]

Looked less like Rourke and more like Busey there for a while.

[Duchess]

It hurts to look at him now.

[crash]

Where you headed?

Nowhere special

Well come on, I'll take you there..

[Duchess]

Is that from 9 ¹⁄₂ Weeks?

[crash]

Nope.

[HairOfTheDog]

Nope.

I'd take a stab at it and bet you a ride and a smoke, but I'm not sure.

You see, my old man used to tell me -- before he left this shitty world -- not to take a stab in the dark.

[ramseycat]

Oh man. Look at that before picture. *drools*

He was hot! Then he ruined it.

[crash]

I'd take a stab at it and bet you a ride and a smoke, but I'm not sure.

You see, my old man used to tell me -- before he left this shitty world -- not to take a stab in the dark.

I think I wanted to be Marlboro, right up until that last line of the movie, then I wanted to be Harley..

[Duchess]

Giddy up

[HairOfTheDog]

Oh man. Look at that before picture. *drools*

He was hot! Then he ruined it.

He shoulda asked Jackie and Sylvester Stallone for a referral -- that family knows how to transform themselves subtly.






Sometimes people get a little tuck or shot or something; you can tell, but they still look pretty natural.

I really don't understand the ones that get pulls, and pumps, and lifts up the ying yang. Normal aging looks so much better.

[FAHQTOO]

WHY? That's all I can think of when I see those horrible before and after plastic surgery shots. Don't they own a fucking mirror? What the hell are they seeing that we're not?

How do those plastic surgeons sleep at night knowing they've created these monsters?

[Duchess]

Oh gods. That woman has got a serious trout pout going on.

[Carsman]

[Duchess]

Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't.

[Duchess]

GQ has named that twat Kim Kardashian Woman of The Year. I thought that was a respectable magazine. Are there no standards anymore? I always thought to be honored in that fashion one would have had to have done something of significance.

[ramseycat]

The world is going to hell in a hand basket.

I wonder how much momager Kris paid GQ for that. Or Kanye.