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a friendly warning to all mormons
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07-15-2012, 10:53 AM
Where I live is just spitting distance from Palmyra NY, the birthplace of the Mormon religion. So we get a pretty high percentage of them even today. The Hill Cumorah pageant takes place every year, I saw it with my guys one year when Donny Osmond was in it, I figured they were already retarded so what could it hurt. Wasn't a bad show, no different than watching any other fantasy or sci-fi adventure as long as you're not trying to take it seriously. I treat most religious spectacles that way. Nice story, just don't try to stick a nonfiction label on it or I'll laugh at you.
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07-15-2012, 10:55 AM
(07-15-2012, 08:22 AM)Cracker Wrote: [Image: 628x471.jpg]

Virgin Mary tree in New Jersey. Makes people cry.


Yeah, only Mormons are crazy.

I thought it looked a little like a wooden vagina. Made me a tiny bit horny.

Guess I'm going to the bad place.
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#43
07-15-2012, 11:02 AM
Hey! Watch your mouth. Jesus came out of there.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#44
07-15-2012, 11:03 AM
a knothole? I never heard that version.
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#45
07-15-2012, 11:13 AM
(07-15-2012, 11:03 AM)Donovan Wrote: a knothole? I never heard that version.

It hasn't been created yet, but perhaps with a little government tax free funding. . . ?

Just don't call yourself a Prophet, that title's been over played.
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07-15-2012, 01:18 PM


Those people seeing religious icons in toast, cheese, trees & water stained ceilings should be ashamed of themselves. Weirdos.
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#47
07-15-2012, 01:32 PM
When the aliens show up I'll feel embarrassed and ashamed of them for them.

Unless of course we suffer my person preference - Catastrophic meteor strike. In which case my last dying thought will be

"YES! At least those motherfuckers are gone too!"
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#48
07-15-2012, 01:36 PM
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No offense to the religious, I just thought this was funny when I saw it.
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